I went on a Friday afternoon about a month ago, the lady at the desk inform me that it was a members club and unless I had some form of i.d she couldn't let me in, so I told her I would come back another time. Just as I was leaving she said "Oh I suppose it will be alright" and let me in, she then informed me I could only stay until 5pm as it was couples night, that gave me two hours in the place and she only charged me £12.00 so I went in.
All I can say it was worth the visit, not because of any fun but it was like travelling back in time to the late sixties early seventies. The place is run down and looks like an old health and effiecency advert (for those who can remeber that publocation, I actually think the still have magazines from that era on sale in their shop).
There are signs up saying that this is not a swingers club, but there is a playroom that has a small telly showing porn, but if a couple wants to use the room for fun everone has to leave. The other playroom is so small an "oversized" gentleman couldn't get through the door, the other playrooms are used for massage and unavilable during the day. The other T.V. lounge doubles up as a hotel room and becuse they had rented it out was unavilable for use.
There is a shop that sells so called sexy items that look like they have been on the shelf for years, but it's not a swingers club.
The funiest thing was the notice pinned on the door to the playroom informing everyone about how a member of staff contracted a sexually transmitted disease from a visiting couple and to warn everyone about the need for safe sex, but it's not a swingers club.
Honestly these place is stright out of "Carry On Camping", the only thing that was missing was Sid James, Hattie Jaques and Kenneath Williams running around saying "oooohhhh Matron". This place is woth a visit just for the laugh, it should be preserved in a museum for nostalgia reasons.