What a wasted oppertunity to showcase swinging in Scotlands capital(and one of the worlds greatest cities in my opinion) as the location of this club is basically next to the castle wall!
This is a lapdancing/brothel area of Edinburgh and club is "massage"parlour in the daytime.
Even if your a smoker this place stinks of fags and your eyes will soon be streaming in the cloustrophobic lounge area(its surely illegal to smoke here as its inside the building) Toilet nxt to lounge is filthy and all you get is regular ugly drunken locals who sit together whilst giggling over"watersports" DVD`s!
A cpl of the small rooms recently decorated look ok and condoms provided
(free due to fact they get them free as used as brothel sorry "massage" parlour in daytime!!)
This place is mainly about getting money from desperate single guys who frequent the area due to it being lapdance area etc and a few girls who work the dayshifts turn up now and then to lend a hand to justify guys paying in and keep the guys commin back!
Kinky who runs CJ`s in Glasgow used to work here also,so read my review on that place and you will see what a dire state were in in Scotland as far as clubs go!! This review is genuine and honest
Dreadful place with some really seedy people frequenting it. The place is basically a knocking shop during the day and the clientel hardly improves at night. The place is sleazly and tacky, not to mention rather in need of a decent clean.
I have met some lovely people there, however memories are mostly of dull nights with too many single guys, too many drunks and even the odd fight. Almost the opposite of everything you want from a good swingers club.
It tends to be the same people week after week and thats not a good thing.
1st time there was some action, so the place did seem too bad until i got home stinking of smoke. was full of single males like my self looking very dissappointed... the staff were ok that night, polite and helpful...
2nd time, they have tried to do the place up a little bit since the last time I had been but make no bones about it this place was and still is a low class brothel and nothing more. the hostesses are actually prostitutes that are into swinging, but they are not just everyday folk in my opinion. I found this out using the internet.
The staff on this occasion were a times quite rude and unfriendly and only really interested in talking to one another while allowing in 10 single men when there were only 2/3 couples present and the usual hosts. it was a shite evening, again stinks of smoke and my clothes are reeking... obviously they cannot predict who is coming and who is not, but at least the staff could have been friendlier. the atmosphere is was cold as was the temperature in the room (december is no excuse, switch the heating on for a bit)
they say they rescrict the number to five, but they dont, usual ratio of males to females is 4:1
overall this place probably has some sporadic nights of good fun but I come to the opinion that the place is really all about making money, period.
On a personal note, the club was very insightful from my perspective as it has allowed me to see the dark nature of such activities such as swinging and how its not the be all and end all to life, even though it is sold as some sort of great life style, its really not worth the turmoil it can create if swinging get a hold of you:-
we went on a saturday night,didnt like the look of it from outside,was just as bad in side.spend some cash on the place and it might be ok.scotland needs a good club,after 8 isn,t it unfortunately.
Saturday, 26 May 2007. Went in about 11. It was a quiet start, made to feel very welcome by Yvonne and Kevin. Thanks to Ian and Kevin for making it a great night for us. Didn't like that smoking was allowed in the public rooms. We will certainly be back. Jerry and Mary.
wow what a night, yes its scruffy and the night was slow to begin but the girls where fun and the action was good. Special thanks to Carol.
Go there be patientand have fun, I did and i wll go again.
we went to this cub on the 12th never again this is not a true swingers club more like a sleazy old git trying to make money out of us normall happy lifestyle people i would recomend removing this place from your site lol s & s
ok we were at this club last night for the 3rd time its ok but can be a bit kleeky if you get what i mean.
could do with more seating better music and at a level where people can here what each other are saying.
ovarall it is a bit small.
no Condoms in the room last night found that to be shocking should always have plenty condoms in all the rooms at all time.
Edinburgh Scotland need more clubs in order to give people more choice as going to same club all time can get boring.
Derek & Jules
a small friendly place,the staff are nice we also met nice people the lounge reminds you of a students flat but well worth a visit 5/7/07
Went to this club last night (Saturday) had a great time the hostess was very polite and informative, met a lovely couple hope to see them again, there was a lot of single guys but they were very polite also, one in particular was very good lol, will definately be back, the only negative was the shower, couldnt turn the bugger off lol, June and George x
This is a small, unassuming club full of lovely friendly people - what Scotland is all about, Everything is relaxed and laid back. Tops for relaxation, fun and action
just to add to our previous review, as seeing a lot of people are under the impression the place is seedy. OK its not up market at all. Its not fancy and you will not be stunned by the decor.
It is clean, it is genuine, and we found everyone to be respectful and friendly, but then you do get back, what you give out.
visited this club the last week and left 30 mins after arriving. Was dirty, seedy and not worth the entry cost. Wish I could say good club for scotland but unfortunately not.
What a pleasure to find a great club in Scotland! Staff and guests are friendly, place is clean, yes the venue is small compared to the large established clubs in england, but it is big enough. We had a fantastic evening and will definitely be going back. After years of hearing people say Scotland will never have a swingers club, here it is! Good on the organisers for getting it together, it is a great success.
I visited Edinburg last October whilst on business. Staying in a small hotel I got chatting to 40yo manageress. Stuff progressed and we ended up going to this club. After getting friendly we retired to room to enjoy ourselfs then just as I was about to mount her missionary style this guy rushed in and tried to stick his member up my ass.
This put us both right off so we went for a drink instead. The people here a low class and seedy - don't go
We were at club last saturday,an met some nice couples who were their too.But also found place bit small an too many people watching,put us off a bit,downstairs was rather in need of clean with dirty floors.Hope to meet nice couples in other clubs that we were told about.xx
we thought after 8 was a small but friendly venue ,introduced us into swinging, staff were great very friendly and we have been back out off 5 we would say 3 .
been to this after eight club its just a dirty back street shop with no facilites and the staff is ill mannered
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