Chameleons

Chameleons
Club Name:
Chameleons

Location:
West Midlands

Address:
Picture Drome Way
off Cresent Road
Darlaston
West Mids
WS10 8DE

Telephone Number:
0121 568 6117

Email:

Website:


Club Info:
Sauna based club with a 2nd Jacuzzi now installed and in use, steam room, sauna, couples only room, lockable and open play rooms, large bar area


Bring Your Own Alcohol


Soft drinks and snacks available.


We are a club run for swingers, by swingers and hope to make your visit as relaxed or as horny as you want it to be.


Rating:
Based on 122 vote(s) this club has been given 5 out of 5.

Review Club


Your Reviews of Chameleons Swingers Club

fun4four

We live local and so have been visiting Chams for a couple of years every couple of months. The club is very well laid out and the lockable playrooms are a real bonus. In our early visits we had some great fun times and there was a healthy mix of ages and sizes. Sadly for us, the comments about 'larger couples' using the club is true and over time it seems that the club has become a sanctuary for extremely overweight couples. Not being judgemental, just stating a fact. On our last 4 visits ( yes we are ever the optomists) there has not been a single couple that has been of a size that we are attracted too and we have now realised we are wasting our money and will try to find a venue where there is a balance. If you are turned on by larger sizes, the club will be great as it has the best layout we have experienced.



sinner2004

We went to Chameleons for the first time on a Saturday night (8th November) and were a little nervous but the moment we was through the door were put at ease and made to feel very welcome. The club facilities were excellent and clean and the friendly chat and banter was excellent the atmosphere at the club was so relaxed. I would recommend this club to anyone especially if it is your first visit to a club due to it being so relaxed and the guys behind the bar well what can i say its worth going just to chat to them lol



Audrey65

Thursday 6th and Saturday 8th November.

Have been talking about this for a while with each other and finally got round to doing more than talk. Being completely new to the scene we expected to feel nervous, but spookily enough we were both extremely comfortable, with no nerves at all, from the second we walked in!!

The young guy who showed us round was really helpful, and good fun. The club is having some redecoration done at the moment, but everything was clean with no complaints from us at all about any of the facilities.

So, our first night. We looked around at our leisure, and I really wanted a go in the love swing. However, it was a quiet night, and as soon as we entered the room there was a stream of single guys at the door watching to see what we would do. Guys, if you'd given 5 minutes to get busy before gawping you may have been asked to take when my other half got tired!!

Finally we decided to venture into the couples only room. Nobody in, but by this time we just wanted to shag, so we had some fun on our own, and got a real kick from knowing we were being watched through the two way mirror.
Soon joined by another couple, really sorry but we never did get your names, but thanks for joining us and giving us our first swinging experience.

After a couple of drinks and we tried the jacuzzi, what a sexy place this turned out to be. I was soon being played with under the water and this soon led to my fantasy, the spitroast! Have to do that again! in fact LOTS more :-)

So on to Saturday.
It was couples only by the time we arrived, but once again it was a quiet night. We decided to play together in the mirror room. We had a varied audience, but nobody came to play. Is this cause we don't know the etiquette and you were all waiting to be invited. Sorry peeps, we were a little busy you know!

Later we went into the couples only room and joined in with another couple. Found I really love sucking and biting a womans nipples, then found myself having a full on snog, never expected that!

Very soon the room was packed, but not much by way of interchange, thought thats what we were all there for, not just playing with our own partners.

Anyway, in the bar we got chatting to a very nice couple, stanju. Thanks both for a great time together, hope you enjoyed it as much as we did, hope to see you there again some time.

All in all we have loved our two nights at Chams. And have found that even after soo much shagging and play, when we get home, we just want more!!

We will be back very soon, as I still need to get in that swing!



Bunchy

Hi all. Just wanted to say how much we enjoyed this club. We're not seasoned swingers (yet! lol.) but we are seasoned clubbers, uk and abroad and Chams rated very highly for us. We met lots of different people, large and small, and for us thats what makes it so interesting! How boring if everyone was plastic beautiful!!! and how shallow! Anyway the club was lovely, lots to explore, loads of play space and it was fun to get your kit off straight away as they do abroad. We were shown around as soon as we arrived and the staff were really warm and friendly and made us feel really welcome. We used both of the jacuzzi's and had lots of 'fun'! Food was great too and a welcome chance to re-charge! lol. We would highly recommend Chams to anyone who just wants to relax and have a great fun evening and who likes to meet like minded peeps! After all its all about having fun isn't it.....not a modelling contest! lol. Great for experienced and newbies alike. Hope you try it.....we're sure you'll love it!!! x



Willow_female

Wow…..

Our first visit was last Saturday ( 1st Nov)….

Chams was just as we had expected, with a great atmosphere and full of great people….
We were showed around the important parts of the club, which really helped, and then left to get on with our first Chams experience….

We thought the club was nice and clean and have no complaints….and thought it was laid out very well…Ohhh it was soo nice and warm too…

We will be going back very soon…..as we didn’t get to see and do everything we wanted to the first time……

Thanks to all the staff for looking afters us, and a big hug to Jed for all he did for us…..

Just make sure if you go in one of the private lockable rooms that the handle is on the door on the inside!!!!!! ( I have a feeling we could have been set up with this tho… lol)
We were locked in there for some time….. ( no complaints tho.. well till we wanted to get out…) It was so funny…and the couples that were out side said they had heard us banging on the door… but just thought we were having fun….

All in all a great experience that if you get the chance you should try…..



bouncy332

in reply to the review about there being a lot of larger ladies and gents at the club

no you won't be slated for your view it is just your view after all we can't all like people of all shapes and sizes we all have our different tastes

all i will say is though swinging is meant to be a non judgemental pastime enjoyed by people from all walks of life in all different shapes and sizes

that is why we enjoy visiting chams soooooooooo much as it generally is a place where if you are not the body beautifull as promoted by the media you can relax and be yourself and have a swingingly good time and i think this is why it has become such a sucessfull club

we have been going regularly for a few years now and love the place

the people are wonderfull we have made some smashing friends trough the place

the atmosphere is great always chilled and friendly

the building is always clean and being constantly updated

so please don'e be put of by the fact that the place isn't full of model types open your mind and you might just be surprised you could have a wonderfull time and make some great friends even if they aren't your type to swing with they might just be your type to socialise with cause oddly enough there is a whole social side to swinging too

hope you try again sometime

hugs

from one of the big girls

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Addictive

Sat 18th Oct 2008 (Couples night)

The staff are really friendly and though it could do with a lick of paint here and there as mentioned by other reports its a pretty decent building,

We met some nice couples and had some fun but wouldn't return as the customers mostly where just not our type.

There are a large percentage of very large people (ladies size 20+ and Guys size 40in waist + ) and though I'm sure we'll be slagged to death for saying so it just put us off.

Though I'm sure the story that one of the other couples we spoke to told us about the Japanese fishermen and the harpoon in the jacuzzi is probably an exaggeration it was believable!!

If your fairly young and attractive and looking for a decent number of slimier couples then this is probably not the place for you.

Regards
D&S



Trustucouple

we went for the first time last night fri 10th october we met some really nice people every one was very friendly and helpful and we had lots of fun in the jacuzzi!!! it wasnt over run by single men and it wasnt very busy either which was nice the drinks (they only sell soft drinks)were cheap and after getting over my nerves i realised i was enjoying myself!! gonna go again on couples only night now ans see if we enjoy that too xxx



thebrummies

went sat 4th oct, had a great time as always. Met some great people and had a lot of fun.
those who know us {mrs b was in a blindfold most of the night lol}or
was there and BIG thank you and the staff for putting up with the hold ups lol



gailen

We went to Chams last night (Sat 4th Oct), was our first Saturday night visit! - Maybe we had built up our expectations too high? dont know, but we left feeling very disappointed. We have always heard how good Chams is! - maybe its us then because we felt no atmosphere at all and there is no (or seemingly no) dress policy! Its neither one thing or another - not towels or not dressed! Yes we did read the dress code. Most people seemed happy to watch the few who did play in the viewable rooms - no-one seemed to want to talk to anyone else!

However - we will be going again and hope that next time its a bit more friendly.

Oh by the way - the buffet was a nice surprise and very nice!!



Jojo69_2

We have visited chams on every night of the week (any guesses who we are) and always have a good time. We last went on Friday 12th September and had another lovely night just wanted to say that the new jacuzzi is much better with the lights turned down low and the twinkly ones on very sexy, can we have more twinkly lights in the old jacuzzi so that can be more sexy. Staff always friendly and a good laugh lovely atmosphere x



Kan_couple

Last went on Thursday 31st July. We have been going as a couple for over 12 months and have always had a brilliant time. We mainly visit on a weekday, and although sometimes a bit quiet, the atmosphere is very relaxed and single males not pushy. On our last 2 visits on a Thursday afternoon, we have enjoyed some exciting 3some action with a single male in one of the private rooms on the top floor. Get in touch if you read this (regular visitor on Thursdays from Cheshire) as we plan to go back soon and it would be good to meet up. We would recommend this club to anyone, so don't be shy, go and visit.



Ay_Jay

It must be us and our expectations!

Our second visit to Chams was a couple of weeks ago during the day on Wednesday, having previously been disappointed on a Monday evening.

During our last visit most couples kept themselves to themselves (shame so few ladies dress, preferring the unflattering towel look)and most men just prowled, not engaging with anyone but almost seeming that they've paid their money so where's the shag!

We did play in public (no-one else did during our time there) and the guys were perfectly polite.

Converstaion overherad amongst three single men as to why any man would bring his wife to Chams was interesting and said a lot about their attitude.

Clearly not a place for us but so many write rave reviews they can't all be wrong...



AshaandAlex

Chameleons Darlaston – August 2008

We visited Chameleons (Commonly referred to on the scene as ‘Chams’) in August of 2008 on the bank holiday Sunday. We have visited the club once before way back in 2004 and had intended to come back a lot sooner, but being based in London, it’s something of a mission for us to get there, so the infrequency of our visits is not a reflection on the club itself. We visited the club on Sunday because we had been to Xtasia’s the night before. Sunday is a mixed night for both couples and singles. When we review a club, we write all this from memory, we NEVER take any notes when we are in the club itself and usually try and write up the review within 36 hours. You will see why we mentioned this later. We arrived at the club at 4pm and stayed until it shut at 1am. (The opening times vary, but the club is open almost all week)

The Club

Chameleons is one of the veteran clubs on the scene, it is located in Darlaston, a small town on the outskirts of Birmingham, it’s also very close to Walsall and West Bromwich. On both occasions we have visited, we’ve been taken their by our friend Jed so we didn’t have to find the club ourselves. The entrance is at the back of a high street with plenty of parking and good security; it’s also quite discreet, so if you haven’t been before, phone for a description of what to look out for so you can find the door though you will find their web site very helpful and comprehensive. At reception, we were quickly booked in and given our locker key, and as we also had luggage from our trip, the owners, most helpfully, gave us somewhere to store our larger bags on the premises, which was very much appreciated. The cost for couples on a Sunday is £18, couples only night is on a Saturday which costs £30 after 6pm. Prices vary at other times. The couples locker room and changing area is located upstairs on the first floor of the building. The club allows you to bring your own booze and store it at the bar, allocated with your locker number, you can also quote your locker number for buying soft drinks, food and snacks at the bar, so you do not need to carry any cash around with you in the club. You settle up the bill when you leave.

Chams is a sauna style club, so the dress code for the men is towels or shorts that are above the knee in length, women can wear towels or erotic outfits / underwear. We know this is not everyone’s bag, but we should advise you not to let it off you visiting. It’s going to be hard to describe the layout of this place with complete and total accuracy, as Chams is a real rabbit warren! So forgive us for any inaccuracies. The club is spread over three floors though it seems like more. On the ground floor, once past reception you come into the main bar and chill out lounge. It’s bigger than it seems at first, with plenty of seating, just ahead of the bar is a dance pole and small dance floor, which Asha made good use of later on. Either side of this are more seating areas, one of which leads to small curtained room which I remembered chilling in from 2004. There is also a toilet near the bar that’s easy to miss. Heading further into the club is the male locker room, another toilet and two large Jacuzzi’s, both of which could easily hold 30 people plus. There is also a shower nearby for having a rinse when you get out. Nearby stairs lead to the first floor, this floor has a lot of rooms so it’s probably just best to list them, they include a large cinema/playroom, a seated corridor that leads to a good size couples only playroom with mirrors on the walls, the couples changing room, a large chill out room with television and sofas (Very popular on football nights with the men, we were told) up another corridor is a viewing port for the couples room and also a covered open smoking area with heating for when its cold and a sun deck for when its warm. This is a great social area, even if you don’t smoke. Elsewhere on this level are also private lockable play rooms, which are of a good size, more toilets and two sets of stairs that go up to another level. One staircase splits off to the Dungeon room, which is the club fetish area, with love swing, grope box and chains on the walls etc. Elsewhere there is also another shower, very hot sauna; we think also a steam room, larger showers and a play room with a massive large circular bed in the centre, ideal for greedy girls. On the top level there is another large playroom with a mirror on the ceiling, some more lockable rooms. Forgive us if we missed some things out, but we came to the club to actually play, not just to write this. Chams also offers accommodation next door to the club and has around ten rooms available, check with them for prices and availability.

The Night

Chams is one of the busiest clubs in the country and on the strength of what we saw on our second visit it’s easy to see why. Hands down, no question, this club is excellent and while it won’t always be for the anti-towel brigade we can’t see how you could not have a good time here. Even though we do like to dress up and I am not a towel fan, the relaxed nature of the club and the layout of it, actually makes towels a much more practical garment for this venue. The owners clearly listen to the advice of their members as you can see how much the club had changed and improved since our last visit, and we thought it was good then. The addition of the second Jacuzzi is a huge bonus meaning, even when it’s busy, you can normally squeeze into one of them. Everything had been repainted, the lounge/bar and changing areas seemed bigger, the smokers area was no doubt a welcome addition for many and the club was very clean both at the beginning and the end of the day, so staff obviously do a few rounds as the day goes on. The staffs worked very hard, were polite and helpful and were, thankfully, discreet when dealing with any apparent problems (See below) and equally they are also not intrusive. The club has a good level with the lighting and seemed pretty well air conditioned through out. We have no idea how many people were there that night, perhaps some 30 plus singles and well over 60 couples and some single females including one we knew from another club. That’s a total guess though.

The bar has a great selection of soft drinks at reasonable prices and also does a selection of food should you get hungry. The club is very sociable, loads of our friends recognised us from the net and came to say hello which was great, and though some people were, naturally, in their own groups, there was a greater number of people who were willing to chat and make you feel welcome. Chams does have a reputation for being laid back and friendly and it is deserved. We made a number of friends on the night and at one point we thought we were going to have to leave early so, not wanting to get my phone out of the locker in the club (Which is not allowed of course) Alex grabbed his diary and rushed round to find everyone before we left, this and some conversations we had about a project Jed is helping us with, led some people to mistakenly conclude that we were reporters doing a story on swinging, so mid shag, Alex was called out (discreetly) to find out what he had been doing by the Management. Fortunately he showed them the diary with all the numbers in it from people, and we all just had a laugh about it. We did tell them we always review all the clubs we visit, but as said before, we don’t write anything down on the night. We have to say, as embarrassing as this was, we think this reflected well on the club, because they were quite right to investigate it and we are glad they did so. Despite the fact that Jed will be ribbing us on this for years to come, it is reassuring to know they take the privacy of their customers (Including us) very seriously. As it turned out, we then didn’t have to leave the club early anyway so all the panic to get hold of people had been for nothing! We had great fun here, making full use of several of the rooms, both Jacuzzi’s and met and played with all kinds of sexy people.

It’s rare for us to go to a club when single guys are allowed in. The majority here seemed a very polite and pleasant bunch, except for one who while watching Asha dance on the pole called me a ‘f@@king lucky c@@t!’ in a very aggressive tone of voice and it didn’t end there. We know if we had said anything about this the staff would have been on it in no time, but being mistaken for under cover operatives for the Sun once already, was really all the hassle we wanted the staff to endure from us in one night so we just dealt with it by moving a few times. It did not detract from what was a great night out for us. There is no lack on interaction in this club with people both verbally and physically, people did seem to be having a good time and we met new and old friends alike. (Coming away with contact details for ten people is always a good sign) its hard to say the average age of people here, as there was all sorts of types in on the night we visited, of all shapes and sizes, ages looks and races. We have to say, we prefer it that way personally.

Criticisms are few really, we have heard that on any given night the place is often packed out and even though this club probably has more lockable private play rooms than any where else we have ever been to, they can be hard to come by on peak nights, though members do seem to be good at vacating them as soon as they have finished playing. The stairs in the building are narrow, though the club has done everything it can to keep the areas above and below them as open as possible. We don’t know much about Saunas but the hot box seemed very, very hot to us, so we couldn’t brave it this time around. We would recommend that first timers go on a Saturday first (The day of our first visit) as this night would be ideal for them.

Although we do like to dress up and have a good dance when we go out on the scene, this was less of an issue here as the club offered so much and even the background music got me up on the pole. Because of the distance involved for us, we may only get to go to Chams twice a year but we will certainly make the effort to get there and cannot wait to go again. If anything the night ended too soon, this is probably a second favourite club on the scene.

Even though this review is long enough already, we have to add we stayed at Jeds B and B who lives locally to the club and will also pick you up from Walsall station to take you there. The rooms are great and he lays on a breakfast of giants in the price and will also run you about to Clubs in the area for less than half of what taxis would charge. Message us if you want more information about his accommodation. We also have to say a big thank you to T and S who really helped us out, proving once again that the swinging community is a community that looks after its own.

So it wasn’t just a great night out, it was an adventure… lol.



philandnicky

Well went to Cams for the 2nd time last night (sun 24th Aug) and wow what a night. Our first visit was during the day so not very busy but last night was packed with cpls, single guys and single fems. We had such a fun time being watched and even had some interaction with a few cpls and a single guy. The club is very friendly and lots of places to play. I would say however if you play in the top rooms be prepared to have lots of single guys around you. They respected when we said no but some people may find this uncomfortable.

A great club and cant wait to go back

Nicky and Phil xxxx



Tiebon

we went for the 1st time on August 9th, the staff are great at help you fit in. Just a shame there was any single women that night and that is what we went for.



Martin42x

We went to Chameleons on July 26th. Have been to a lot of other venues (Ab Fab, Xstasia, Secrets, Swingers Junction and Rio's to name a few! How bad we must be!) and thought that it was a very horny place. Had some very sexy time in the cinema area and played with 5 or 6 horny as hell couples in various areas. On the downside, in common with other reviewers we found it a bit shabby with really nasty toilets (especially given that you don't wear shoes) and rather smelling of chips. Having said that it was certainly a sexy venue with couples who were there to fuck rather than chat, and other than Ab Fab (and the much missed Hamshaws) is prob the best in the UK that we've visited....mind you, we're off to Liberty this weekend (can't wait) so we'll keep you informed. So overall, a horny venue, with sexy couples but needing a good clean. A fun place for getting down to it!



Nickysbiguns

went to chams 9th august, but week before our first time was much better. some are very clicky, but enjoy a good chat on the smoking balcony. we will feel more relaxed the more we go, and get more confident in saying do you want to meet!!. had to stay on middle floor cus to many stairs for me lol. luckily smoking room. and couples room are on the same level. the staff are very friendly and one stands out. yum yum.



KayandLouisetv

Went for the 2nd time on mon 4th august bi night. i must say this club just gets better and better we would go more often if we were much closer but defo going again there is fun to be had by all what a fantastic night WOW thanks to the bar staff who r just great espec gary he is a great see you all again soon xxxxxxx



Paulthelad78

Visited this club many times - still a mile above the rest to be honest. Busiest, cleanest, best facilities, friendliest, great mix of people. Owner Nick invests back into the club. Bar area great for mixing or relaxing before moving upstairs. Would visit more often if I lived closer. Monday bi night def the best of the week. Sundays also good. Avoid friday nights as often too busy



couple4couplenw

We went for our second time on 02/08/08 and it seems to get better! We had a fantastic time and we will be going back for often now.

M & E x x



Chris_stevens

Made our third visit to the club on Friday 25 July 08. As previously, had a fantastic time. Staff are great and the single males are the most polite compared to other clubs we frequent. Clean and today. Strongly recommend a visit. We travel from London to be there. We are a couple - a voyeur and a complete slut! Loved the black guys. Going again tomorrow (Wednesday 30 July) and hoping for more of the same. Chris & Samantha



davidsanction

Went for the 1st time on the Social night organised by Midsprincess (July 08)
We've wanted to try this club for a while, mainly due to the high praise it gets from most of those that go but were a little hesitant with it being a sauna based club

We are just kicking ourselves for waiting so long to try this fantastic place - didn't even notice the Jacuzzi's or saunas!

Had an excellent night - no pressure environment with lots of fun to be have - if you want it.

Met some brilliant folks - some we knew before and some new that we will be seeing again (and again )

For anyone who's thinking of visiting but hasn't yet - do it, you'll have a blast we're sure



KayandLouisetv

Went to the club for the 1st time on 14th july bi night travelled nearly 100 miles too. Must say staff very friendly indeed was made to feel very welcome indeed, the club is very clean the atmosphere was buzzing would recomend this club to anyone its well worth the travel will defo be going again. Thanks for a great night see you again soon kayandlouisetv xxxxxxxxx



Lord_and_lady

We went to Chams for the first time last Saturday (6/7/08) and we were extremely impressed. The staff were friendly and flirtatious, very welcoming and made us feel instantly wanted.

We paid and walked in, met up with the couple we were meeting that night and had a look around. The facilities and size of the place were impressive. The lockable rooms decor was in need of a refurb, but the rest of the club was in great shape.

We had heard it was trashy, but we didn't think so, and found it delightfully appealing and pleasant.

The jacuzzi's were immense fun, never having played in one before we had great fun. We'll definatly be going again, as soon as possible and hope to become regulars. The place is great!!



snj2001

went to chams for the first time fri 27/06/08 and what can we say the place is terrrifc, the car park was overflowing the staff who greet you are fabulous and very friendly and immediately put you at ease, we had a great fun with no shortage of action and we will be taking advantage of our new membership by becoming regulars, if anyone is thinking of going here stop thinking and just go you wont be dissapointed!!



humph

we have being members for over twelve months and go about 4 times a month - day and night. we love the place ynonne is fab and so are all the staff. what a wonderful place to get togethter.



Lipscouple2008

Went for the first time Sat 21,08. Lovely place, friendly people of all types made you feel comfortable immediately. Finished the night at 4am in the company of 2 of the horniest couples, blonde's with black male partners. If this was you, contact us as we will definitely be going as often as possible.And thanks for an amazing finale. Miss & Mr Lips xx



smokeynorth2

Visited as a couple on Saturday 24 May after a long absence and pleased to find the same atmosphere - although it was a bit quieter than the last time we went.
We travel a long way to Chameleons and so far have not seen a club to match it for space and facilities.
Our only suggestion is the layout of some rooms does not promote great interaction and maybe the management could look at two areas on the first floor for improvement - The TV lounge is not really used much as there is already a chill out area on the ground floor. With some subdued lighting and adult films playing,this would make a fantastic new play area.
The room with the round bed has couches/seats dotted about the room which are too far apart and couples/singles cannot sit close to each other -therefore most of the activity takes place on the bed which does get too crowded at times.
Overall we do think the club is great and will be visiting again very soon.



Mattandjax

It's been a long time coming but finally me made it down to Chameleons (2/6/08 - Bi night) to see what the fuss was all about.

Firstly we were amazed by the number of people who were there, the car park was overflowing (this was at 8pm) which is always a good sign. We have the distinct impression that clubs have been struggling recently (smoking ban), not so Chams!!

Overall we had a great night, lots of action; however as ever there were things we liked and things we didn't like

Good things
Very friendly people (this is a massive plus and made the night for us)
Lots of interesting playrooms
*Lots* of action
Great outdoor area for all the smokers
Free condoms on the bar (haven't seen that in the UK before)

Bad things
Jacuzzi's very small and busy
Awful, awful music, think Radio 2 20 years ago!!
Bar area and some of the rooms need redecorating, they look a bit tired
People too lazy to put used condoms in the bin
No porn on any of the TV's (except for in the cinema)
Lots of people eating plates of chips, not very sexy



Dd6866

Have been there twice and was excellent both times. Friendly and relaxed atmosphere with excellent facilities. Would definitely recommend



Steshamale

Joined last Wednesday 28/5/2008 as a single male.

Tried the club out Wednesday and Thursday and though quiet had a good time on both occasions.

I am also a member of La Chambre in Sheffield and feel Chams has the edge, that's not to say LC isn't good.

The key to this game is to go to socialise first and foremost. If you get some action, which was not difficult several times on both my visits, that's a bonus.

Patrons and staff alike were very friendly and I would thoroughly recommend the club to anyone - no need to be nervous at all.



marleyupforit

Went to chams on Sunday night, bank holiday weekend, our first time, nervous and very worried about what to expect. owever we were pleasently surprised as the staff on reception were lovely and gave us a good tour round and made us feel really welcome. A very nice lady spoke to us in the chagning rooms and told us about the general layout and what to expect etc, that was a real boost. We had no intentions of doing anything the first night and did not feel pressured or hasstled by anybody, even though the place was heaving with single men, all were polite and respectfull. We ventured into a lockable room and had a real good time with eachother and that made the night for us. Would recommend chams to anyone, it is clean tidy and not a bit tatty or outdated as we expected, and the soft drinks are very reasonably priced, cheaper than the pub. Cant wait to go again.



jon1490

my first time at chams and as ive been to a few clubs now i have to say i was very dissappointed. some sexy ladies but few and far between and too many guys just hanging round and stalking. worst ive ever seen at a club. i wont go again as a single or a couple



Rod_Shell

Well what a lovely evening Saturday 17th May
met lots of lovely people and staff as always go that extra mile to help A big thanks to you Jed
for such a lovely b@b you provide a lovely service and excellent Breakfast not to mention all the extras lol

regards Rod&Shell



Juicyjo_76

This is my second review of the club, and i just wanted to say that after 3 visits now it just gets better and better. I have been on a couples night on a Saturday which definatly seems the most sedate. Still enjoyable but it seemed people stayed very much in their couples. The Friday night i went was a fantastic atmosphere and i didnt think it was too over run with single males. Everyone was very polite an only joined in the fun when requested. However my favourite time was Sunday afternoon...a lovely relaxed atmosphere and time to really enjoy the jacuzzi and sauna. People there really seemed to make a huge effort to chat and i definatly had the most action on that day. So all in all - a fantastic club with fab staff that really does offer something for everyone.



alaninuk

Just thought I would write a quick review of the club as I have just visited for three consecutive evenings. The location and setup details have been covered earlier – and on the website

I would have to say the place seems to just get better – for a single guy visiting rather than staying alone in some nondescript hotel it is a hit and miss affair but as far as I can see if you have sensible expectations you should have a great time even if its just chatting with people during the evening.

Tuesday was quiet maybe that was because the football was on I’m – not sure if this has any effect or not – still had an enjoyable evening.

Managed to get there earlyish on Wednesday – around 4.30 was very quiet until around 8 ish then people started arriving – would have to say there are some people with real stamina – way out of my league and I would have to say I was slightly in awe !! – had a great time with a couple and overall it was a very enjoyable evening.

Thursday arrived around 8 was probably the busiest night of the three – and there seemed to be again several people with great stamina playing for virtually the whole night – too much for me I would have to admit. I again accompanied a couple for some fun which turned out to be fantastic – a few hour flew buy ! wonderful evening.

I think the upshot of it is as a single guy
- either you are there for the benefit of the couples who appreciate the attention of several guys at once and are up for playing in the open rooms, this really isn’t my scene I have discovered as it is too much for me with 5 guys to a girl, but each to their own !
¬¬- Or you are there to help out couples or the occasional single girl with perhaps living out the fantasy of the attention of 2 guys at once – or just to take over when the partner is exhausted – this is usually the scenario in the locked rooms in the straight 3some role.

I think for the locked room 3some scenario it is important to have lots of consideration for not just the lady but also the guy in the couple – and stay out of the way when necessary and be prepared to take instruction if required. My feeling is that there are certainly some guys there who don’t appear to have that sort of consideration or control and these are the people who don’t seem to get much out of a visit.

Anyway enough rambling – overall a well run club with a good set up and from my experience friendly accommodating staff – looking forward to my next visits around the 15th may !

Alan



susie123456

Went to this club, on Sat 19th April... We also stayed in the hotel ajj.. to the club, we had a really good night and will be deffo going again, the rooms are very clean and the people are really nice... had a great time and will be returning again very soon for round 2.x



Juicyjo_76

I went on Saturday 5th April for the first time and loved it. I only played with my partner but had a fantastic time seeing all that was going on, with the jacuzzi definatly being a hive of naughty activity. I was worried about going as I am a big woman but with people of all shapes, sizes and ages there it really is perfect for anyone.



Johgar12jun

Last visit was Wednesday afternoon 10th March. Another fun day with a relaxed mixed crowd. My partner & I enjoyed ourselves completely.

I periodically visit as a single on the Monday evening sessions. I have always found these to be very informal and very active, with most of the fun happening in the jacuzzi area.

Great club, just a bit far for me to be a regular, or I would be there most weeks. Every time I have visited with experienced swinging partners, they have really enjoyed the whole atmosphere.



two-of-us

My partner and I go during the day, Thursday mainly. The club is second to none, clean , warm and friendly. My parner likes the attenton of other men and I like to watch BUT ,, word of advise for you single guys ,,,,,,, just going up to a lady and sticking your dick cose to her face ( expecting BJ maybe )doesnt earn you any browney points. If you fancy a good time, like we all do, it wouldnt hurt to try and give a little first.,,
The club itself really is one of the best.



humph

We went on monday 3rd march for the bi-night, what a waste of time. We are regular users of the club and have been on mondays before but last monday was full of straight single men who thought that showing off a hard cock was the way to impress a lady. M ost of the couples had left by 9.30 fed up of predoratory men.
On a good note we went on 1st march (sat) and had the best night of our lives we will be back on a saturday.



Em_jay

One word....WOW!!!!!My partner and I went last night (1st march)to this fantastic club, it was our first visit to somewhere so big and we were a little aprehensive to say the least. However we need not have worried everyone was really friendly, th club was really clean and above all we had lots of fun ;) Will definatley be going back for more :D



Thefunofit

A very busy club. Have been twice with my partner and each time we have found the members to be friendly and approachable. Saturday night was couples only, no single guys. The best swinging club we've ever been too.

Only criticism is of one of the male bar staff who pervs a bit too much and act like Johnny Jobsworth when he feels like laying down the rules in a very rude, abrupt manner.

Still, don't let him spoil your evening. This place is well worth a visit.



Sexysmilingeyes

Love this place ... yes it may look a little tired but it is a clean, friendly, non pressured place to meet, chat to, play with likeminded souls ... You can have as much fun or a little as you like. Obviously its busiers at times and very quiet at others ... but go a few times and you will find the best time for you ...
For you single guys, dont expect cuase u have paid ur money u will get a shag, u stil have to make an effort, talk to people, flirt ... I love single guys and have some very horny times there, but dont just shove ur cock in my face, cause u'll be told to shove off as quickly.

Have fun, go with an open mind, expect nothing but to have a relxing time and ENJOY !



specialfriends

We've only been to Chams a few times. Thoroughly enjoyed ourselves every time. As you all say, a wonderful cross section of society, really refreshing. Never found it dirty, staff are lovely and put up with a lot. Atmosphere is great. Had a problem with a guy last time, probably as much our fault as we weren't forcefull enough with him. But that's only one occasion and we didn't let him spoil our evening....sorry, day, we spent 12 hours there! Shame it's not closer as we live in Cambridgeshire. Keep up the good work. Ian & Maz



Sir_anthony

having used various club over the years I always return too Chams
Lyn, steve and yvette always make you feel welcome
but reading some of the reveiws of people who went once had a bad attitude thus a bad experience
all I can say too ANYONE visiting not just chams but any club for the first time is don't expect the world too move Don't expect a fantastic night because you will only let yourself down ( bigger the build up the bigger the climax)
after being in chams for at least 4yrs I know it as its bad nights and its tooo damn goooooood nights

and please don't judge a club by the standards you have set too high in your mind Chams is about acceptance doesnt matter if your tits sag or you've had 2-3 kids and the marks show doesnt matter if you have a small cock or shoot outside the goal what matters is the way you treat people and thus in turn will be treated

so too the staff of Chams keep up the hard work
and too those small minded people who dont like big girls naked in the jacuzzi and think only the beautiful sun kissed LA bodies should be at a club then think if you are so perfect why are you going to fuck someone else
adjust your attitude
and finally too all those single guys yes you drop your condoms where you want but be friendly pick it up and bin it plenty around save the staff doing it at the end of the night which I have witness many times



johnnlin

Finally persuaded the wife to go on Sat 9th. Received a warm welcome and were shown round. After stripping to a towel relaxed in the bar with a drink. We then explored and saw loads of action in all the public rooms. I then persuaded the wife to try the jacuzzi and boy I soon was getting a BJ and the wife was loosing fast her inhibitions as there was so much action going on. After another drink I coaxed her into the room with the round bed and was soon fucking her on the bed with 3 other couples. Had a great erotic night, everyone was friendly and didn't find the place dirty as others have said. Will definitely go again.



bouncy332

have been going to chams for roughly 18 months now and reading through some of these reviews makes me giggle honestly guys if u want a club that is as judgemental as u then find one that vets its clientele cuase for me the appeal of this club is the fact that there is a huge cross section of society go there the majority of which are non judgemental maybe this does suit me as i am often the fat bird under a pile of older pot bellied guys but hey i enjoy it and i hope they do to cause at the end of the day i want fun not to b worrying if my butt looks big in a particular thong ir if the guy whos cock i'm about to gorge myself on has a single grey hair i'm just not that sad thankfully
i find chams to b a fab place and in the, got to b nearing a hundred visits ;)i have never had a problem with hygene yes as the night goes on u might find the odd discarded condom but at least they are being used, u would complain more if staff kept interupting play to make sure the place was sparkling just incase u wanted to make a white glove inspection
the staff are great they are always welcoming and kept very busy all night so ok sometimes they might get sidetracked and don't deal with a problem imediatly but can u say that has never happened to you in your job???
we love the place and recommend it to avery1 all of which have agreed with us once they have tried it but then hey maybe our friends are just real peeps like us to



Heaven1970

we have been to chams many times now, on fridays, saturdays, sundays and mondays, we have found sundays and mondays the best night for us, we have had a great time every time, havent really got a bad thing to say about it, great atmosphere, great peeps, great staff, very very relaxed, and we have always always had fun



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