The F Club Swingers Club

After moving to London from Amsterdam, I first went to The F Club, as a single female, on Friday 6th June which was a 'Kasino Kink' night and I could not have chosen a better night.

I was a regular on the swinging scene in Amsterdam and this was my first visit to a swinger's club in UK. I was naturally apprehensive at first but from the moment I stepped into the club, I felt very comfortable thanks to the wonderful welcome I got from everyone.

I found the club to be discreet, clean and the ambiance was fantastic. And best of all, it is not cliquey as clubs like these can get. Luckily there were 3 other single girls and we hooked up with each other and that made the experience a whole lot better. The 'Kasino Kink' them was great where you could gamble your fantasy money and that gave the opportunity for the crowd (approx 50 people) to interact with each other and was an ice-breaker.

The playrooms are at the back of the club and although it was a slow start, the action was just fantastic and for a bi-girl like me, my every fantasy was coming true. Just had a brilliant night.

My second visit was on the next evening which was a 'Hellfire Party.' This turned out to be even better than the previous night. It was a mask and tuxedo kind of night and all those present made a great effort. This was a very classy event and for some reason there were a lot of professional city folks there. Must have been about 30 couples and maybe 9 single guys. Went on till 4am and could have gone on well after that if they had not closed.

I was very impressed by the caliber of all the single guys at the club. Normally, even in Holland, clubs like these would have some who go over the top and hassle others but I did not find any. Maybe I was lucky on these 2 evenings.

My only complain is that there is no wet area. It would be nice to have a sauna, jacuzzi, etc.

The club is well run Dhiren, Rob and others and I would highly recommend it, especially to any single ladies who would like to dip their toes for the first time. Sadly, I have to go back to Amsterdam to wind up but I cannot wait to get back in 2 weeks time and visit the club again.

dreadful night, complete waste of money, a racket. snobby or sleazy ladies and too many wierdos, hardly anyone there as it was, was half empty anyway, complete con all round......avoid this place like the plague, appaling the worst club ive been to. dreadful atmosphere.

I went to The F Club on Friday 30th May with a female friend of mine. It was our first visit and we were very impressed - not only were the blokes gorgeous so were the female partners of all the couples..... I didnt know what to do with myself!!!
I can't fault the place - it was clean and sexy and nothing seedy, I felt very relaxed and not on edge in any way!
There were a couple of pesky fellas, but After a sharp word and a quick mention to staff and they werent seen again - a breath of fresh air!!!
Will be going back next Friday for the Kasino Kink Party - Sounds Fab, I'll be the one wearing the bunny ears!!!!!! xxx

We went to the club on Friday, 30th May and what a great time we had. There were probably 15-20 couples with equal number of single guys. Managed to hook up with another couple and we played up to the crowd in one of the lockable rooms with bars, so that others can watch.

It is still a well run club with amazing staff. The place was clean and well maintained although the dungeon was quite dark (apparently there was a electrical problem). We did not find the music to our taste but that was no problem as we had not gone there for that. We just wanted unadulterated swinging fun and that was what we had!

Reading from other comments about single guys, I must admit that the guys did seem to follow us and that happens in most other clubs. But all of them were very respectful and we never felt uneasy. On the contrary, there was one couple who were making a nuisance of themselves and the manager (what a wonderful and charming Gentleman) quietly escorted them off the premises.

We can't wait to go back and meet old friends & make new ones.

Went to club on Sat 24th May to the Fantasia night.This was our second visit and we expected it to be as good as the Hellfire night we went to back in Feb.That was superb!
What a disappointment.The club was really quiet-about 10 couples,a few single girls and about 7 single guys.

The single guys constantly patrolled the club like demented traffic wardens looking for action and as a result there was very little.They were a real pain in the arse.Most couples left early on.

The music was a huge turn off.Why do DJs lack the ability to judge the ages of the guests and play appropriate music.This comment has been made before but nothing seems to have changed.

The club itself was clean and tidy and the staff were pleasant and helpful.The main problem seemed to be the lack of couples.With more,the single men would have been less noticeable and less of a nuisance.We will go back and we would recommend the club but the numbers seem to be hit and miss - or maybe we just chose the wrong night!

We went on saturday night, and it was absolutely freezing in the club, there was no heating on, we don't know how you expect people to take of there clothes in such a cold environment, The music was appalling, the guy really needed to get it right on saturday as the atmosphere was not there and he ruined it, and as for the drink prices they seem to be getting higher? £5.00 for a bottle of water and a red bull?
we frequently attend the club and we have noticed that it is getting worse and alot of people are telling us that they are not going back for these reasons.

Went sat 13th april. Eyes wide shut night - I loved the mask removal ceremony, thought that was a nice experience for all to share.

My first time to swingers event - and the club was fairly empty - nevertheless there were some sexy and naughty goings-on that I struggle to get out of my mind.

The crowd were fairly young and really attractive !! They were also pretty friendly.. The faclities blew me away...I just wasn;t expecting something so ......big ! And ......new , clean etc.

Club was so empty we had a room to ooursleves at one point and I felt like dosing off!!! ...However swing partner spurred me into getting horny again and continuing the good work - I should say the club would need many to fill it.

In general a great night doorman and admin fellow very helpful .....

I went recently to the Hellfire 'eyes wide shut' event at the club and had an absolute ball !!! It was really atmosphereic and there were some gorgeous people there. Whether im there as a single female or with my sexy Beau, i always have just the best time ever !!! Im there again this saturday and it cant come quick enough !! This club absolutely rocks. xxx

Went to the club for a third time on Saturday night and I just felt I had to write something further...... What a crazy night!!! It was their fetish night and it was utterly brilliant, a massive party atmosphere, everyone was SO friendly! balloons, laughter and kink - I was in utter pervy heaven!!!!! I didnt want to go home!!!!!
Kinkydaisy xx

We are regulars at the F Club now (It is very addictive) and enjoyed it every time. We are always well looked after and members are very friendly. Maybe it is not for everyone. I guess you would want to be there to really have a good time. If you are going there for the first time and are nervous or shy, talk to any member of the staff, especially Dhirn and he will really look after you. You can ask to be introduced to other members and everyone will make you feel welcome.

I like the grope room. Love all those hands all over me and really puts me in the mood. I never look back from thereon.

S & S

A big thank you to Swinging Heaven!

We have stayed away from the Swinging Scene for over 10 years for various reason, mainly having children.

We wanted to resume our activity and came across Swinging Heaven Website which had a comprehensive list of clubs with reviews. We were looking for something, not too far away from us and after trawling through the reviews, we decided on F Club.

Although, we were hardcore swingers before, we were still very nervous to visit this club as the swinging scene may have changed over the 10 years.

We were give a fantastic welcome by everyone, especially the staff. The place is not cliquey as we had feared. The location is perfect (industrial estate - away from prying neighbours) with ample secured parking.

We felt safe at all times with staff keeping a constant vigilance and patrolling the club. All the other members were well behaved and made an effort to get to know us. We were given a tour thanks Dhilen) and it is quite a big place.

I, finally, got to satisfy my bi-curious side and I loved it every minute. I also took shine to a member of staff but he would not play (his loss, I guess).

Overall, we would rate the club very highly and we will go back regularly (actually, we are now addicted).

Once again thank you Swinging Heaven!

we went on tuesday night, it was a couples only night and it sucked. there was just three couples there, half the club was closed and the guy working there was creepy.

Certainly did not have fun.

I have been to The F Club twice now - on both occasions as a single girl and can honestly say I was made to feel very welcome, safe and relaxed by each member of staff that I met. My first visit was on a Thursday night office party several weeks ago. The club manager immediately introduced her self to me and took me under her wing for about the first 30 Min's showing me around the club and making me feel at ease which was a huge relief as I was so nervous I almost bailed out and didn't go! The party itself was small and intimate but very good fun and the couples and guys were very friendly and not pushy at all - we had lots of fun. The club is very large and as a result the bar area can look a bit empty when people disappear to go and play but you only have to have a peek in the rooms off of the main corridor and all sorts of things are taking place! And to be honest I prefer that play takes place away from the bar area. My second visit was to an event called Fantasy Friday which I'm told is new - It appealed to me as it is for everyone with no restrictions which i liked the sound of especially as I enjoy the fetish side of life as well. The party itself was brilliant! Lots of effort had been made with the "valentine" theme and I had a whale of a time!!! Everyone was really friendly and it turned into one very naughty party!!!! Defiantly give this club a go - it is spacious, clean, fresh , friendly and safe and from a single girl point of view that counts for a lot!!! They even have a dedicated taxi company! - A cab was called for me and a member of staff walked me to the car to ensure that I got home safely!! ten out of ten!!!!

OMG this is the best i have ever been to in London. the staff are lovely and the venue is well kept and clean.
the parties are all very good any thing you do or don't wont is excepted. i think I'm addicted they put on really good shows such as pole dancing. if yo went just to see what its like you would have to go back again and again, its that kind of place. thanks for all the fun guy's!!!!

Hi ......myself and my husband went to a Fantasy Friday party last night at the F Club. I usually like to go to more fetishy type parties at the club, but this night was a real 'anything goes' sort of party, and so was not just limited to just one type of fun !! . It was very quiet to start with, but then at 11:15 the flood gates seemed to open and my, What a wonderful night followed........ a whole torrent of lovely people arrived to play........and play.....and play !!!! A wonderful night, smiles n squeals of fun all round !!!
Everything was good humoured and well thought out, the dancefloor was beautifully decorated, there were loads of free 'shot' drinks on offer and some snacks. I thought that everything was clean and tidy. I noticed too that there are nice tidy up areas and make-up mirror areas too. The club also now has condom machines instead of having them dotted allover the place in your face. so to speak !!. There have been a few changes in rooms (all positive) and i understand that there are plans afoot for other areas of the club. This club has alot of play areas and really is enormous. I can imagine that it takes a huge amount to people to fill it.

All in all it was a lovely night and much enjoyed. A very first rate experience. we are going back for next weekends parties .....cannot wait !!! xxxxxxx

Went to the club on 9th February which was 'The Hellfire Club' night and had an absolutely fantastic time. It was a mix night (couples and singles) and the crowd was really swinging. There was one annoying guy who kept on following us but after we spoke to member of the staff, we never saw him again.

The staff were great all night and really looked after us and the music was just great.

We are going back soon, possibly on 16th or 22nd Feb.

Have been here several times now but won't be going back. Club seems to be in downward spiral, not as clean or friendly as it used to be, staff can be unpleasant at times and we don't feel comfortable there anymore. Shame.

My boyfriend and I went on Saturday February 2nd 2008. First, we were disappointed with how few people were there--about 12 couples and 3 single women. We were told that the previous night had about 100 couples, but Saturday has no single men, so that's why we chose it. And what happened? At one point we were in the open play room and a man was walking around masturbating over couples. HE WAS STAFF! For the exhorbitant membership (£50) and entry cost (£45) it would be appropriate for them to at least provide toys, lube, condoms, clean bathrooms...all they had out were packets of handwipes. The sheets didn't stay on the beds, the music was good for dancing (and no one danced), but not for setting a sexy mood. When I called to find out more info, the owner repeatedly used the word "glamorous" to describe the club. Not at all. Compared to the clubs we've been to before, this ranks quite low.

Last Visits 31/12/2007 & 19/01/2008

We went to the club again on New Years Party and had a great time. It was filled to capacity (according to staff, well over 200 people - mainly couples). We arrived at 22:00 and there was already a long queue of people trying to get in. There was a full Bar service at reasonable prices.

The Music was fantastic and they had cabaret shows all night long. We were very impressed by the variety of crowds and the place was not cliquey as many clubs are nowadays. We met a lot of overseas couples, mainly Australians and Americans. When we left at 05:00, there were still about 20 couples there.

We were there on Saturday, 19th January which was the SDC night. This is one of our favourite night as its always couples and the action is non-stop. This time we went with our non-swinging friends and by the end of the night, they had more fun than we had.

The club has more rooms now and the dungeon is fantastic. We have been pleasantly surprised to see the fusion between the two. Fetishist couples swinging and vice verse.

Again top marks for the staff (the main assets of the club, as far as we are concerned), security and the facilities.

Well worth a visit imho.

We went to the fClub for the first time after alot or recommendations to go so we 6 of us would gave it a try, we went after Erotica finshed on the 23rd nov, we got to the club around 11.45 pm and was greeted by a nice guy who showed us the way up, we were greated by the owner and his staff and thought they were all very nice infact, once we got inside it was very very quiet and not much action all night, a couple of guys and a lady were being tortured in the fetish room but thats about all so we were dissapointed really after all this hype, i know it was a friday so i suppose a lot of couples dont go as the ratio for guys an gals was a lot maybe 8 women to 30 guys so that put us off really.
I suppose if it was a saturday it may be different but i dont think we will be going again sadly..

The Fclub was recommended to us by friends on the scene so we went along with reasonable expectations of their singles night last Friday (26th Oct).

After going round the houses a couple of times we found the club and were impressed at the friendliness of all the staff. They hadn't received our applications by e-mail and the supplied phone numbers yielded no replies on the day (poor), so we had to do it all again on arrival, but they were polite and helpful so we didn’t mind.
We liked the idea of lockers with wrist bands, alcoholic drinks were brought by members & left at the (very professional) bar, and wet wipes were supplied by the side of play areas, which was a thoughtful touch.

The club is the right size to give a feeling of space whilst allowing intimacy in various areas. The main room was too bright with a dubious music selection (note to DJ: look at the age ranges & work out what we like to listen to. Tedious electronic unknown tunes are simply lazy and not conducive to encouraging intimacy) and although the staff tried to get things going on the dance-floor, it wasn't really happening.

An interesting selection of porn was shown with lots of robotic girl on girl dry humping. It did nothing for us as we were there for extra men, and each to their own, but something more representative of what's likely to go on that night may be more watchable.

The atmosphere was relaxed, and no-one was pushy or sleazy that we noticed. Single men packed together and couples remained in their cliques which can be a off-putting if you're shy, but this is hardly a fault of the club, and once approached we found everyone happy to chat.

Other rooms seem well thought out: regular dungeon fair that may be a bit much for non-fetishists and several private lockable rooms with sheets changed throughout the night. The exhibitionist’s bed-in-cage was a great idea. No-one can get too close, try to join in without invitation or stomp all over your newly strewn party gear.

We did have a chuckle when overhearing the staff make crystal clear comments about how nice the lady's bum was and other such compliments as a sweet (if not fairly obvious) confidence booster.

Overall out of all the clubs we've visited the Fclub seems to be one making an effort to keep everyone happy. It's not outrageously expensive, has a relaxed atmosphere in a manageable and well laid out space.

All we need now are some more decent good looking guys able to handle a feisty girl and we'd be onto a winner!

Visited Club on 6th October

OK...First about us:

We are a shy and timid couple. I am 36 and a figure of 36D-28-36. I have been told that I have voluptuous figure. My hubby is of Indian origin and in my eyes the most important thing in my life.

After 10 years of marriage, it had turned a bit dour in the bedroom department and fantastic in all other senses and we are still as much in love today as we were when we met. To spice up things, we have talked about mixing with another person for a bit 'on the other side.' However, due to our nature, we have never had the courage to do anything about it.

So we talked about swingers clubs and came across this club on 'Swingingheaven' website. As we are in London, this one was the most obvious choice. Picking up the courage, we decided to go in on a Saturday which is couples only night.

We arrived promptly at 10 o'clock and were the first ones there. Being very nervous and apprehensive, we were put at ease within minutes by staff. Luckily for us, there were only 3 members of staff (I say luckily because when you go to a place like this, you do not want to be overwhelmed by large number of staff). After going through the paperwork, we were shown around by this gentleman who was an absolute star. He showed us around the club. As we were the first ones, it was easy to explore it leisurely. He explained the whole scenario of what would happen at the club as soon as more people arrived.

We were still not sure what to expect. Eventually more people arrived but the place got a bit cliquey as all other members seem to know each other and we were too shy to join in. Eventually the guy who had shown us around, can back to us to see how we were and I think he picked on the fact that we were feeling a bit lonely. So, he kindly led us to a small group who happened to be regular members. The group welcomed us and within minutes we felt that we had know them all over lives.

From there on, we had the time of our lives. Although, we did not 'swing' with other people, we absolutely loved what we saw....I do not want to give details of what was happening that night, suffice to say, it was the best night since our honeymoon!

What ratings would I give this club....Hmm lets see:

Club: 10 out of 10
Staff: 11 out of 10 (if possible)
Security: 10 out of 10
Hygiene: 8 out of 10 (got a bit untidy after few hours...I suppose that was to be expected)
Location: 8 out of 10 (Industrial Estate...Bit difficult to find...But away from prying neighbours)

Overall: A big 10/10

me & carol went to the club (first timers) & it was very relaxed no hassle great music & wow what a great time we had everybody made us feel welcome & will deff be going back

We have been several times to try out both the swinging events (met some very horny couples and very attractive singles too)I had the most fab birthday night recently, attending the Foot Fetish party and was well attended by many attractive young men, having birthday cake licked off my lovely feet whilst sitting very comfy on a throne with a glass of champagne...What more could an Imperial Mistress want!
Will certainly be attending the F Club again, and again ;)
No problem with finding it, easy to park, super staff, great concept with different areas of play, clean/luxerious areas to be naughty and a super large Dungeon to sort out my slaves.
Thanks to the proprietors for providing such a fab playground for our kinky selfs.

Great club well worth a visit ,special mention to Jenni and the other staff who were very enthusiastic and informative....bob

I went to the F Club last Friday for the first time on my own ( single fem) it was their first couples only night and as such it was a very quiet. However the staff made me feel very welcome from the moment I got there and I soon felt as though I was a devout regular.

The music was good and the DJ was happy to accommodate my request.

The venue itself is very good and if you like a more clubby atmosphere with nice looking couples its the place to go.

Despite the quiet night I managed to still be an extremely naughty girl.

I highly recommend a visit to this club and will definitely be back soon xxx

Went to the club recently on a swingers night & it was buzzing!
Great clean facilities with endless 'adult' films showing. Will be going again soon for a touch of fetish. Bring it on!!!

We have been on several occasions since going on the opening night - and all we can say is an already great club just keeps getting better. The atmosphere is fantastic, relaxed yet sexually charged - great tunes, an ambience that promotes a relaxed and unpressured feeling - yet if you want to play the sexual tension is tangible - we've tried most of the club in the country and have yet to find one that compares.
If there is one thing that makes all the difference its the staff. A lot of clubs you feel like a £ sign - not at Fclub - you are welcomed warmly, made to feel very special, your feedback is not only accepted but generally acted upon, which makes you feel even more valued, and the staff have always got time for the guests. We really can't recommend the club enough - it's fantastic !

I have been twice in May and thefclub is a fantastic new club. Clean, modern, contemporary, nothing cheap or tacky. I am looking forward to trying the new gothic bedroom and cubicles that give some privacy for couples who prefer not to be too exhibitionist. Great music, best cinema and dungeon I have seem in this type of club. It is a non-smoking club (if you smoke ask the host for the provision for smoker), I usually go to a club with an extra male, and go on nights that allow singles - and generally the thefclub crowd are very well behaved and polite. Bus (and night bus) stop a short walk away, BR a short bus hop. Miki x

Staff are friendly, sexy couples, great music, definitely recommend it for experienced and newbies. Sat is probably the best night for couples. 10/10!!!!!!

We are a couple in our mid 30's. I am Bi-curious (or was, until we visited this club) and my hubby is straight. Others have said that I am gorgeous looking (who am I to argue) and I love the feel of PVC or leather on my skin.

This was our first visit to The F Club on 28th April which was the launch of their Fetish Night. The place is in a discreet industrial estate which means it is away from any prying residential neighbourhood. The was ample secured parking.

We arrived at 11:00 pm and the place was full of fantastic looking people in various Fetish wear. Arriving at the door, we were escorted upstairs where we paid. We were then shown around the place by one of the staff member (tall, dark and handsome and yummy) and given a general idea about the ethos of the place. There were 4 richly decorated rooms, one room (the dark room) was closed for the night. The dungeon was our favourite room (apparently, just opened on that day).

There must have been over 100 people in the club. Some were dancing, others were in various rooms, 'swinging' away. The busiest room was 'The Dungeon' where a lot of action was taking place.

For us, what stood out about this place was the friendly atmosphere. When we were being show around, we were also introduced to other people and this put us a ease straight away. Being a little bit shy, this was real ice-breaker. We have visited other places and once the money is taken, we were pretty much left to our own devices and had to find our way around. One of the couples we were introduced to. lives just round the corner from us (talk about small world) and another couple we met came from the Brighton area. Always being bi-curious, I decided to take the plunge with the couple from Brighton and boy was that fun. I am now definately Bi. For my hubby, this was his best moment to see me with another woman. I guess this would not have been possible at any other club because, my shyness would have never given me the opportunity. I enjoyed being licked. Soon another girl joined in and our 3-some turned into a 5-some! Once we got home, we carried on from where we left off at the club (talk about being sore!).

When we left the club at about 2:00 am and the place was still full and rocking! One thing is for certain, we are now hooked, almost to the point of addiction. As we live only 30 minutes away from the club, we hope to be regulars.

A Big Thank you to everyone at the club (especially D, who showed us around. We did invite him to our place but he politely declined). If there was one criticism of the place, it is that the changing room is too small (next time we will dress up from home) and the showers could be better. Also it is not that easy to find.

If anyone is thinking of getting into the 'Swinging Lifestyle' or Fetish, this is certainly the place to go to. It is very clean, discreet and nicely decorated. And it is smoke-free zone within all the rooms.

We would highly recommend the place.

We have been to this new club on several occassions now on a Thursday and a Friday. Each time we have had a great time with plenty of action. The main bar and dance area are awesome and put you right in the mood from the moment you arrive. There are several themed play rooms for fun and games. A nice atmosphere and excellent staff make this place well worth a visit. We would definatelt recommend it!

What a fantiastic Club !!! Run by proffessional for the most discerning clientelle !!! Being a Goddess and a most demanding one at that, I was extremely impressed with this exquisitely planned club. Facilities galore and staff happy to help. A very relaxing and sensual experience. I shall be having many a slave worship me there !!!

FAcilities include, lots of wshrooms, playrooms and a medical fetsih room, a boudoir playroom, a cinema erotic veiwing room, a lovely bar n reception, a lift !!! , a dungeon on the way for some jolly good fun fetish nights !!, and a dark room ..........and ots more on the way as the club evolves over the next 5-6 months !!!

I went to this new club on Thursday which was 'Office Party.'

After a slow start, there was a good crowd and the action started at about 22:00 with a young couple and soon more joined in. Almost everyone got into the 'swing' of things and it was just great.

The Thursday concept is good imho. Instead of going to the pub to relax, i would go to this place. the bar is great and you get much more.

i will be there next thursday and many more, I hope.

We went to the club on their opening night on 6th April. The first thing that struck us was the Fantastic Staff at the place. We were welcomed and we felt at home immediately.

The club is located in the heart of London and easily accessable if you have your A to Z handy. There is a secure Car Park. When you enter the club, the first place is the Bar. This looks like an upscale Pub which is richly decorated and the ambience is just fantastic. You have to take your own alcohol which can be kept behind the Bar. The music was so good that we just wanted to keep dancing the night away!

We were shown around the place and the first room was the 'Harem' which is nicely decorated and very cozy. There was already alot of activity going on. The next room was the 'Medical Room' whicih is like yyour local doctor's surgery. Here we saw some 'examination' going on which was very erotic!

We then came to the 'Dark Room' where, I suppose, anything goes and everything was going on lol. The last room was the Cinema Room which has a giant screen and there were beds scattered around which were very busy, if you get the drift.

The place was packed by about 10 o'clock and everyone seemed to be having a great time. By the time we left, it was almost 03:00 and there were still people there!

The thing that absolutely struck us about the place was the staff. They were very friendly, courteous and professional and you are made to feel very welcome immediately you walk into the place. The place was extremely clean and spotless. The whole crowd was very good and everyone was into it. We immediately joined up as members and hope to go there regularly.

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