Have met some nice guys and couples on here but want to make some more friends. We are a genuine couple who like to play together, our time is precious so we dont like timewasters, please only get in touch if you are able to meet ! We are looking for bi guys, girls and couples. Into most things, love taking pics of our fun together. Please get in touch with a recent pic and details of what you would like to do. Sorry but due to the amount of emails we get we will only reply to those we like the look of, we will not respond to winks or pictures of your cock! Guys please read our ad before you respond.
We are a sexy fun loving couple looking for a single straight male or straight couple (we are both straight) interested in friendship with benefits. We prefer to get to know a person first but have lots of sexy fun ideas for later! We mainly soft swap but have been known to go further with the right person.. please..No dreamers or timewasters. !!! We are looking for someone within a 25 mile radius.
Hi,
please read ... as there must be some guys out there who can read, and are NOT timewasters who get their jollies from sending pointless messages..if so please read carefully before you reply..it may avoid disappointment!( especially if you don't hear from us).
We're Dave/Joyce, highly sexed, happily married , good looking, ex-professional couple in late fifties, D/D free.Non smokers.Looking for BI MAN/MEN( NOT bi-curious)to join us for some NSA fun with view to friendship and regular meets. We have advertised before but still looking for that reliable/genuine man for regular meets and not just one-offs.
Some stipulations are:
1.Must be fully bi and say so on your profile.( Please do NOT reply if you're not bi, not interested)
2. Safe sex only.
Don't do bareback so don't ask.
3. Must be able to accommodate or be prepared to pay for accommodation( but not Travelodge!)
We DO NOT accommodate.
Will travel up to hour from North M25 area.
Please note: We DON'T travel to Central/South London.
Also don't respond to guys who say I'd like to join you or I can travel to you..no you can't!!! We travel to you.
4. Roughly between 35-55 years old ( definitely no youngsters)
5. Must be clean shaven ( down below!)Not too keen on a forest!
6. You must provide FACE AND COCK pics ( this is an absolute MUST, NO PICS, NO REPLY)Its amazing how many guys out there just don't get it! We only decide to respond AFTER we've seen your face pics, that's the whole point of asking for face pics. If you're not prepared to send a face pic at least,(or if there isn't one on your profile), with your initial response then don't bother to respond at all. its called courtesy.
7. We enjoy taking pics, strictly for our use only so we don't want anyone who is camera shy.
8. Must be slim looking and fit!
About us..
Joyce is blonde, very slim, large 34D breasts, clean shaven and very horny. Loves sucking and fucking and to see Dave suck cock. Would even enjoy three men at once.
Dave, clean shaven, very nice, average (6") size cock and also very horny. Loves oral and to watch J fucking.
If you think you fit the bill and are very reliable please contact us.
Please note: WE DO NOT respond to one liners or
" I'd like to know more," ( no point, what you see is what you get!),or "check my profile", or winks(all these replies will be deleted); we would like a little more info than that and no text talk; that's just laziness! Don't do web cam fun, not on etc , not interested. We can't promise to answer all replies so please, ( again)No time wasters.So sorry, no reply means we're not interested.
Please note we need plenty of notice. There's absolutely no point in asking if we can we meet tonight/tomorrow etc. We do have another life to lead after all!
This may seem to be going on but we get loads of messages as you can imagine, can't reply to them all and majority of them do not fulfil our requirements I'm afraid, especially as regards to not sending a face pic
FUNTIME
Hi WE WILL ONLY MEET YOU IF SHARON HAS SEEN YOU ON CAM FIRST!!!!! we are looking for vwe guys which to Sharon means 7" plus, you must meet all her requirements, which are you must be 5ft 10" plus, between 25 and 50 no younger no older, shaven or well trimmed around your cock, "NON SMOKER", and you must meet us for a daytime coffee around 9.30am if Sharon likes you then back to ours for hours of fun, If you dont have a face pic on your profile or in a message to us you wont get a reply. please dont expect an instant response.Sharon likes anal, fisting, dp, light bondage, oral, loves cum, kissing, so if this is you then mail us remember no pic no reply. Sharon n Dave
Hi guys, we are an experienced couple whom enjoy 3 sum fun and group fun with genuine guys. The female is very attractive and gets lots of attention :) We enjoy the normal things in 3 sum fun but do prefer a guy who aint afraid to bump into me whilst we are having fun, there's bound to be contact of some form when your both playing with the same female lol. Sara loves guys whom have good physiques. You know if you do so don't waste yours or our time because if we meet and you aint what weve seen in a clear face shot of you then you will be told to knob off!! Good looking guys only need apply as she can afford to be fussy and guys with non-aggresive personality's favour far better lol
Clear picture an absolute must before we arrange anything and phone contact with the male prior to a meet also.
Please don't bother if you really aint genuine, had so many guys start off so well then just disappear after a few chats or after weve sent pics. We are real, enjoy it and want more fun so if your after a cracker and some regular bareback fun and fit the bill then e-mail otherwise go dream elsewhere!to 28 only please guys, for now lol :)
We are an attractive professional couple M(35) Straight, F(24) Size 8 stunning blonde. Looking for straight, dominant, man to join us for fun. M is dominant and F is submissive but looking for third to also enjoy dominating F. Particularly looking for a male who is interested in an escort situation, as this is a huge fantasy. Early confirmation by email with pic will be needed to avoid timewasters. Athletic, dominant straight guys 30-60 years old, attractive, discreet professionals. We are based in Bath/Bristol area cannot accomodate but can travel within reasonable distance.
We are a fuck-buddy 'couple', both married, but not to each other. Am now seeking some sexual adventures in Central London involving W/E guys who know how to turn a woman on both in and out of the bedroom.
'C' is a cock slut who dresses to please - always in seams, with lots of stocking top on show - blonde, petite and horny!!!
Good looking 35-45 yr old fit male.....black would be a bonus!!
Straight, horny sex is would be the order of the day. My fuck-buddy would not be present.
Hey
We are in a fabulous fb relationship…. the gorgeous, sexy and unbelievably horny 1000volts has her own profile as well…..We have a number of fantasies that we both want to fulfill involving a truly bi male…..For example, 1000volts wants to see a guy adoring enormous cock in every way…..So he must enjoy giving and receiving oral and, maybe, receiving anal…..She is also absolutely gaga to have enormous lick her and fuck her while another guy rims her....and many, many other scenarios…..IT IS IMORTANT THAT you are fit or have a firm body, a decent sized cut cock, be over 35 and under 55 and be able to accommodate in Surrey, Sussex or Hants areas…..Again, be able to accommodate in these areas….. NOTE no photos in your profile equals no reply from us! …..Looking forward to hearing from genuine guys and not time wasters, cheers for now!......................ps no winks please, they are lazy and tell us nothing about you!
hi, we are staying in the peak district area in the next few weeks and wondered of anyone could help us as we dont know this area we are looking for any swingers clubs, munchies, doggin sites swingers campsites. if anyone knows of any of these please drop us a line with the info. looking also for mmf mmff.
thanks
Hi guys
So, you've got this far and you'll already of discovered that Jayne is one VERY sexy, classy lady. She loves browsing this site and looking at all the sexy guys n girls. Jayne and I are very much in love and we have a great life. We are 100% honest and open with each other and have no secrets. Our already excellent sex life has many aspects and we enjoy adding lots of extra sexy and daring things to it, hence our accout on here. At this point we have decided to advertise on here to see if we can find a suitable guy to join us for some sexy fun. I say 'us' because this is something Jayne and I do together although there will be no male-male interaction. Jayne is very picky and choosy so the kind of guy we are seeking is probably a bit of a long shot but that's just the way it is. The kind of guy we are seeking MUST fit into the criteria below. If you don't fit the criteria, please do not suggest yourself as an alternative.
Guys, you must be:
Aged between 28 – 48
Taller than 5ft 7”
Slim, medium or athletic build.
Under 38 Waist
Clean
Smart
Well groomed/shaven etc
If you are still with us here's a bit more....(Told you she was picky)
We don't care if you are Married, Single, Seperated etc, so no lies please. If you are married, feel free to say so. That is your issue, not ours. We are not out to put the world's wrongs to right and we are not interested in your marital status. In fact I guess that married guys are probably a bit more careful than young, free and single guys.
As stated in the list above we will only entertain Smart, Clean, well groomed guys. Professional/Business smart guys will go to the top of the list!
Ok... More requirements....You must:
Have your own teeth
Be clean, fresh & smelling nice
Be at least reasonably decent looking
Sorry if I'm repeating myself guys but these are basic requirements!
So, anybody is still with us the final few requirements are...
You must have at least 7.5” Cock. This is vital, as I have the same size Cock, so there would be no point in anything less.
If anybody is still here then read on....
Yes, you guessed it, more requirements....
You must be VERY patient. Anyone who thinks that you can send us a Mail and you'll be fucking Jayne the next day shouldn't even bother replying. This will be done on our terms only. Decent guys will understand what I mean. So, if you're looking for a Tart for a quick fuck then you're in the wrong place.
Our plans are similar to these below and we will not deviate from them:
We are seeking Mails & messages from guys who fit the above requirements. Don't worry, we are not looking for a lengthy mail or your life story. All we require is a few lines introducing yourself, ie.. Age, height, weight, size etc. All we ask is that you are truthful. Give us a quick idea of you. Let Jayne know what you think of her pics. Let us know if, how, where and when you could meet. Again, be truthful