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Country: Labia

Straight Male, 67
LS29
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Those seeking abroad enjoyment please get in touch. Since the old Soviet block split into many parts there are many new countries. I am not used to all these new countries. I understand there is one called, I think Labia, and its capital is Klitoriss. Apparently, in high season the environment is damp and warm. The capital, at the peak of this high season becomes frenzied with all the inhabitants dancing, gyrating and calling out in festive mood. Low season it is a rather arid and sullen place but again if one works at it, one can find fulfilment, just takes that bit longer. Labia is a good stopping point for a long journey. Do one leg and then tarry a while in the Labia region, enjoying its delight. One could participate in its unusual national sport of speleology. Do not be afraid of entering the cavern. Stand proud with your helmeted head held high and enter the abyss. It is well worth the effort. But, please take care, and listen to the guide, as it is not always advisable to enter the cavern. Dangers do lurk for the unwary and wear protected clothing at all times. If you are breaking your journey in the Labia region then continue on after your stay and I hope you enjoy the second leg of your journey as much as the first. More details please contact me.

Profile Summary

I am a mature professional married man who is missing out at home. These days don’t even get vanilla sex. Despite this I wish to remain married and need discretion. I am fit and good looking for my mature years. I practise safe sex and I have had the snip but my body still active sexually. I am looking for a woman to entertain and be entertained by her. I would like to have an ongoing affair but quite happy if you prefer a one off. I don’t mind if you don’t want full intercourse but just what to...
Ralph ·
Straight Male
Age 67
Height 5' 11"
Build Medium
Assets No complaints
Drink Occasionally
Smoke I don't