just came back from a lads holiday in Spain six of us in total, well the first few nights was ok all been going from bar to bar then we all said we stay at our hotel tonight meeting in the bar, not many people in there so we were going to leave when over the mic a guy said tomorrow night we want women to see kisses for £20 a kiss all for charity the lads were cheering but to be honest we said fuck look around there’s hardly no women here so we give it a miss, some wimp of a guy came up to the bar to get some drinks he just smiled and said I bet you guys will be here tomorrow night ? I said fuck that no way there’s no women I fancy, he started to try and talk to me but I thought why don’t you fuck off, he then said he hope his wife would sell kisses but she won’t, I said where is she he then pointed her out sitting in the corner, she was chubby very plain quite boring to look at, I thought I know how to get rid of the prick I said well by the way she’s dressed she won’t get any guy wanting her he then said she’s got a lot of sexy clothes but she only where’s them for him in private she can be such a slut but she thinks she’s far to old at 70 and over weight no guy would fancy her, I thought I have a bit of fun with them I told him let me try and convince her, I walked over sat down told her my name hers was Katie his was Dave, I said so your husband said you won’t sell kisses tomorrow night for charity why not ? She said there’s no way she do that , well after a few drinks that he brought lol she said out of the blue Dave wants me to dress slutty to sell kisses that’s why she’s not, I explained that all guys love a slutty married woman to dress up, she asked well do you like that , I said you bet I do more slutty the better no if you come down tomorrow night dressed slutty I be the first in the que wanting my kiss from you, she went bright red and I mean bright red, I said you haven’t got to come down dressed as a whore just slutty, she said now your said something he loves calling me names while having sex, I said don’t you like being called names, she said oh yes turns her on, I said I’ve got to go now lads are calling but think how hard your husband will be when he sees you getting snogged at the bar getting guy after guy kissing you being passed around he cum in his pants lol, she said in all the 45 years there been married she’s never even kissed another guy, just before I got up I pulled her close and gave her a long French kiss, he then said hope to see you tomorrow night and then said to her come on I want to fuck you your such a slag ….