Their little faces go like this >
Now tell me the truth!
What's that you're hiding?
I go and drag em home from a place they haven't told me they're at!!
New clothes arrive from money picked from the tree.
I know the answers to their homework (although getting harder to keep this illusion up with the eldest, so tend to avoid her when books come out
I know the words to most of their "original" songs.
I quite like being thought of as magic/all knowing, even if it is just to my two youngsters
Until last night that is Including turning dyed jet black hair to platinum blonde
Not wanting to let her down, I applied the bottle of bleach, waited half an hour with daughter bouncing around in excitement about her new dollybird hair..... Me, well I was doubtful
but didn't wanna spoil her excitement.
We went upstairs while she rinsed it off. I watched as she towel dried her hair, looked up and into the mirror.....
OMG her face, I know I shouldn't of laffed
I would've consoled her - but I couldn't get off the floor, or stop the tears
So I need some advice
1) How do I get her hair to blonde? She's gonna be segregated at school tomorrow, I just know it, cos luminous orange hair isn't part of a respectable uniform
2) How can I get her to stop keep making herself jump every time she passes a mirror/window?
3) How can I stop her looking at me like I've ruined her childhood?
4)How can I get that "magic mum who can do anything" status back again?


I think I'll just let her live with it and the consequenses - if nothing else it's bluddy funny