Kamagra Gel And A Funny Tale

Went to a local swingers club in the south west last week and had a great time.

Basically it was a greedy girls night and their were 4 girls to about 15 guys. Not all guys participated though so not too crowded.

Anyway had a lovely handjob with a welsh young lady whilst she was attending to 2 other guys. After this fun I went into the bar area for a drink. I felt pretty rested so went to the french room for some more fun. Whilst in there I overheard a guy say, "yeah this kamagra gels good my cock is really warm and hard now". So I went back to the bar and bought some, as needed a little bit of something. Anyway I'd heard of these stimulating gels before so tore open the pack and spread it over my bell end and waited for the effects to take place. Watching the action in front of me was getting me turned on, so I joined the fun. This lady started to take me in her mouth when she went "urghhh! What's that you've got on there?!" I made my excuses and mumbled something about it being a blackcurrant lube, so as not to alarm her.

Anyway this somewhat killed the mood so I tidied myself up and got dressed. I still had the empthy packet in my pocket and looked on the back where it said, "directions for use"
"Take gel orally and allow 30 minutes to take effect". I thought it was a bit strange having this sticky blackcurrant stuff on your knob, what a plonker!!! Or it would have been a big plonker if I'd bothered to read the instructions first.

Still I laughed myself silly at this mishap and went home with some great memeories of my first swinging experience.

Any other amusing stories to share?

Luv Andyjohhny

Oh I needed a laugh......thank you

Only thing I can think of at the moment is when I sprayed what i thought was hairspray all over me head......... then I thought, mmmmmm smells funny! Was fly spray.......

xanaisx

went into a butchers once and asked for some fish

im well known for getting my words in a mucking fuddle and confusing names.

the other night hubby and I were talking about Marilyn Manson, and how he always has gorg girls on his arm, when i said, yes hes with an actress now, a young pretty girl, cant remember her name but its someone like Thora Hird!!!

I meant Thora Birch