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8th Sep 2004 - 11:31am
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Just a small poll (it may have to be a long pole) to see how many guys can do it and if they like it. Also to ask the fems whether they like or would like to watch.
So ladies post a reply and guys answer the question.

It is one of the pass times I have indulged in and have enjoyed on many occasion and my partner loves to watch this happening. On a good day I can get about 4" in and on a bad day I cant get any in and almost break my back.
Have fun.
xx
D

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8th Sep 2004 - 11:34am
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Ive never seen it done "live" only on film. I imagine it must need some one who is a bouve averagely endowed and flexible!!

Yes, wouldnt mind watching, should be a turn on!!

 

8th Sep 2004 - 11:36am
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I'd love to watch someone do that but I don't know anyone who can icon_sad.gif

I do know someone who's ex boyfriend could apparently do it, but that's just gossip....

Pretty please, if someone on the forum can do it, can I watch...???

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

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8th Sep 2004 - 11:53am
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Having done a google, had never heard of such a thing before.
I believe this auto-fellatio was invented by chiropracters in order to boost their business during slack times!!!
As someone that is most unflexible i feel this is totally wrong and abnormal, lol.

yours sincerely, a not at all jealous, Marcus

 

8th Sep 2004 - 11:59am
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Yes it can be done. I've seen it.
Yes, he's very limber. Yes, he's very long. Yes, it is quite erotic to watch.

I can't believe theres a man alive who hasn't tried it, though!

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:00pm
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McGuinness wrote:

Having done a google, had never heard of such a thing before.
I believe this auto-fellatio was invented by chiropracters in order to boost their business during slack times!!!
As someone that is most unflexible i feel this is totally wrong and abnormal, lol.

yours sincerely, a not at all jealous, Marcus


Your jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:01pm
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I would watch for the novelty value but it's not a turn-on icon_rolleyes.gif

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:08pm
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Can I suggest you modify the poll to add another option:

"I wish I could, being a single bloke would be soooooooo much easier to deal with"

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8th Sep 2004 - 12:35pm
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D~

I've been able to auto-fellate for the past 20+ years, but I wonder how much longer I can keep it up (as it were). On the best of days, I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!

The funniest time was when I was still in the 'States and Vix was over here. We'd talked about this curious ability, and I decided to give her a demonstration; so out came the digicam. I set it up next to the bed, activated the auto-timer and got "into position"...just in time to lose my erection! After about half an hour and dozens of attempts, I finally got a handful of shots, but they were all terribly unflattering (imho). Thus, we decided to do what I should've thought of in the first place and set up the webcam. I then treated Vix to a good 10 minutes of self-sucking - even came in my mouth - and she seemed to enjoy it most thoroughly!

Once, when we were at a restaurant, Vix was trying to talk to me about it in a surreptitious was, as the couple seated next to us appeared to be listening most intently. I couldn't get what she was referring to, so she pulled a business card out of her wallet and wrote "auto-fellatio" on the back. Some weeks later, she accidentally handed that card to one of her co-workers who had no idea what it meant. Vix explained the term, as well as why it was written on the card, and, needless to say, I developed quite the reputation with her work-mates after that!

The most annoying time was with our presumptuous male visitor from Amsterdam some months ago: He was desperate to see me do this and asked relentlessly. This really got on my nerves and made me feel like some sort of trained circus animal, so he was not granted a "performance".

Although I'd never confided in my friends about this ability when I was growing up, I'd often hear them say that, if they could suck themselves, then they'd be no need for a woman (or man). It's simply not true, as it's an entirely different sensation - sort of like the difference between self-masturbation and having someone else do it for you. Sure, it's enjoyable...but certainly no substitute for the oral attention of another human being!

~Reese! icon_surprised.gif

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:35pm
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Like this you mean? icon_redface.gif

Looks a bit painful if you ask me. icon_confused.gif

Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:56pm
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Reese do you mind if we call you VISA???
You are truly our "FLEXIBLE FRIEND!!!!"

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:57pm
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Reese wrote:

I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!


FFS!! If I could manage 4" my nose would be up my bum!! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

 

8th Sep 2004 - 12:59pm
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i would LOVE to see a guy manage this.. but think i might end up feeling a bit superflous to requirements!

 

8th Sep 2004 - 1:00pm
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Sgt Bilko wrote:

Reese wrote:

I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!


FFS!! If I could manage 4" my nose would be up my bum!! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


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Now that's a new topic for discussion!

 

8th Sep 2004 - 1:02pm
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now we know what happened to davej!!!!!1
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8th Sep 2004 - 1:26pm
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fem_manc-cpl wrote:

Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

Depends on how much back support I use. Unlike the photo above, I usually lay on my back with a pillow under my neck/head, curve my back so that my legs are in the air (imagine "air pedaling" a bicycle), and fuck my mouth from above while my head remains still. For those extended self-suck sessions, I tend to curl my toes under something to get more leverage for thrusting.

I've had back problems since I was a small child (scoliosis), so I'm not quite as flexible as I'd like to be. I used to visit a chiropractor regularly, but would never dream of telling him about my little "hobby". Imagine if, one day whilst in the throes of auto-erotic pleasure, my spine locked and I had to schedule a home visit! icon_lol.gif

McGuinness wrote:

Reese do you mind if we call you VISA???
You are truly our "FLEXIBLE FRIEND!!!!"

Feel free! It's actually far more believable (albeit slightly less amusing) than my real name. icon_rolleyes.gif

~Reese! icon_surprised.gif

 

8th Sep 2004 - 1:45pm
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Auto-fellatio? Does that mean doing it in a car? I'm afraid I don't drive....

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Mike.

 

8th Sep 2004 - 1:58pm
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Reese wrote:

fem_manc-cpl wrote:

Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

Depends on how much back support I use. Unlike the photo above, I usually lay on my back with a pillow under my neck/head, curve my back so that my legs are in the air (imagine "air pedaling" a bicycle), and fuck my mouth from above while my head remains still. For those extended self-suck sessions, I tend to curl my toes under something to get more leverage for thrusting.


Exactly how I do it icon_biggrin.gif
xx
D

 

8th Sep 2004 - 2:27pm
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Whoopie Goldburg revealed on the Graham Norton show that she could do herself that way too.

Anyone for an advanced yogo class?

 

8th Sep 2004 - 2:37pm
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Vix wrote:

I can't believe theres a man alive who hasn't tried it, though!


I'm with you on that Vix,
I've sure as hell tried, but without success.


Billy Hicks (us comic) does a great five minutes or so in his show about male auto-fellatio icon_lol.gif
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