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Me & My Huge Penis

24th Oct 2004 - 11:32pm
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1 Day to Go!

I'd promised myself I wouldn't, but I just could not resist. I took out my huge throbbing penis and and rubbed my hand slowly up and down the veiny shaft, feeling it respond, the soft flesh becoming hard as iron beneath my fingers. Moisture glistened as the head engorged, emerging from beneath the foreskin like the nose of an especially large and potent nuclear missile from its silo. I briefly closed my eyes, imagining using my weapon on a nubile young Russian, her flesh yielding easily to my every thrust. My motions became quicker as my excitement increased, my exceptional man-meat straining against me as though eager to escape the bonds of the flesh and transcend to a higher plane of existance. Soon. Soon! SOON!

Gasping, I put the deflating member back in the freezer compartment and securely closed the door. The transplant was tomorrow!

 

24th Oct 2004 - 11:34pm
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Cant wait for the next episode!

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24th Oct 2004 - 11:45pm
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icon_eek.gif You put it where Roger???...

Shireen
xxx

 

25th Oct 2004 - 12:59am
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well, i enjoyed that....."pepperami, pepperami, pepperami, it's enough to drive you barmy!"

 

25th Oct 2004 - 6:58am
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Brilliant,and i was getting all excited then icon_eek.gif

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:18pm
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Today's the day!

I've had my tiny penis cut off and replaced by an 11-inch cloned monster grown from a fusion of my DNA with that of a pot-bellied pig.

God, did it ever hurt!

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:19pm
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25th Oct 2004 - 11:21pm
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roger743 wrote:

Today's the day!

I've had my tiny penis cut off and replaced by an 11-inch cloned monster grown from a fusion of my DNA with that of a pot-bellied pig.

God, did it ever hurt!


bet the pig had something to bloody complain about too roger! or did you do a swap?

neil x x x :p

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:22pm
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Oh My

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:27pm
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Roger doesn't roger but he wants a new huge todger that he wont roger with? dunno.gif

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:27pm
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It's so I can change the TV channel without having to get out of my chair. icon_lol.gif

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:30pm
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that of a pot-bellied pig.


Dont pigs have curly ones???

Oh by the way......errrrrrr congrats hehe

xanaisx

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:35pm
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anais wrote:

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that of a pot-bellied pig.


Dont pigs have curly ones???

Oh by the way......errrrrrr congrats hehe

xanaisx


Isnt that their tails??

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:41pm
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Before you get too attached to your lovely new cork-screw pigs penis check this out...









 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:42pm
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Oooooo maybe Im wrong? Thought it maybe both......

Must be someone in here who can say if thats right or not???? Then again, who really is interested lol

xanaisx

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:44pm
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25th Oct 2004 - 11:44pm
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roger743 wrote:

Today's the day!



God, did it ever hurt!


too bloody right it did!!! had to bite down on the pillow!

 

25th Oct 2004 - 11:47pm
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Bugga, thats some transplant icon_biggrin.gif

xanaisx

 

26th Oct 2004 - 12:52pm
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Day 1 of my new life

The swelling has gone down remarkably quickly and already my 11-inch flop-monster feels like my own. I urinated through it for the first time today; my aim has improved, I think because I have a much longer shaft down which to sight my target. The nurses say that if I continue to make good progress, I'll be allowed home tomorrow!

Speaking of the nurses, they're certainly looking at me a lot differently now they know I have an inter-contintental ballistic missile rather than a pop-gun in my crotch. I've seen a couple of them eyeing me up, when they think I'm not watching, and I know what they're thinking. They're thinking about how humongous my new dick will be when it gets hard. They're imagining running their tongue up and down and down the never-ending shaft, feeling it getting hard between their teeth... my huge bulbous head leaking copious lubrication into their throats... When I think of this, my new balls already feel heavy with cum, and my new best friend twitches...

I'm told it won't be long before it stands to attention. And I can't wait to play with my new toy!

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26th Oct 2004 - 12:54pm
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And just think of how those naughty nurse will scream,when they sit on it and split in two icon_eek.gif giggle.gif
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