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Post subject: Me & My Huge Penis
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:32 pm
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:32 pm
1 Day to Go!
I'd promised myself I wouldn't, but I just could not resist. I took out my huge throbbing penis and and rubbed my hand slowly up and down the veiny shaft, feeling it respond, the soft flesh becoming hard as iron beneath my fingers. Moisture glistened as the head engorged, emerging from beneath the foreskin like the nose of an especially large and potent nuclear missile from its silo. I briefly closed my eyes, imagining using my weapon on a nubile young Russian, her flesh yielding easily to my every thrust. My motions became quicker as my excitement increased, my exceptional man-meat straining against me as though eager to escape the bonds of the flesh and transcend to a higher plane of existance. Soon. Soon! SOON!
Gasping, I put the deflating member back in the freezer compartment and securely closed the door. The transplant was tomorrow!
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:34 pm
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:34 pm
Cant wait for the next episode!
xanaisx 
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:45 pm
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:45 pm
You put it where Roger???...
Shireen
xxx
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:59 am
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:59 am
well, i enjoyed that....."pepperami, pepperami, pepperami, it's enough to drive you barmy!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:58 am
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:58 am
Brilliant,and i was getting all excited then
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:18 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:18 pm
Today's the day!
I've had my tiny penis cut off and replaced by an 11-inch cloned monster grown from a fusion of my DNA with that of a pot-bellied pig.
God, did it ever hurt!
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:19 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:21 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:21 pm
roger743 wrote:
Today's the day!
I've had my tiny penis cut off and replaced by an 11-inch cloned monster grown from a fusion of my DNA with that of a pot-bellied pig.
God, did it ever hurt!
Today's the day!
I've had my tiny penis cut off and replaced by an 11-inch cloned monster grown from a fusion of my DNA with that of a pot-bellied pig.
God, did it ever hurt!
bet the pig had something to bloody complain about too roger! or did you do a swap?
neil x x x :p
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:22 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:22 pm
Oh My
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:27 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:27 pm
Roger doesn't roger but he wants a new huge todger that he wont roger with? 
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:27 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:27 pm
It's so I can change the TV channel without having to get out of my chair. 
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:30 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:30 pm
Quote:
that of a pot-bellied pig.
Dont pigs have curly ones???
Oh by the way......errrrrrr congrats hehe
xanaisx
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:35 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:35 pm
anais wrote:
Dont pigs have curly ones???
Oh by the way......errrrrrr congrats hehe
xanaisx
Quote:
that of a pot-bellied pig.
that of a pot-bellied pig.
Dont pigs have curly ones???
Oh by the way......errrrrrr congrats hehe
xanaisx
Isnt that their tails??
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 pm
Before you get too attached to your lovely new cork-screw pigs penis check this out...
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:42 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:42 pm
Oooooo maybe Im wrong? Thought it maybe both......
Must be someone in here who can say if thats right or not???? Then again, who really is interested lol
xanaisx
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:44 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:44 pm
Does this help?
http://beerial.com/penis%20pig.jpg
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:44 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:44 pm
roger743 wrote:
Today's the day!
God, did it ever hurt!
Today's the day!
God, did it ever hurt!
too bloody right it did!!! had to bite down on the pillow!
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:47 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:47 pm
Bugga, thats some transplant 
xanaisx
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:52 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:52 pm
Day 1 of my new life
The swelling has gone down remarkably quickly and already my 11-inch flop-monster feels like my own. I urinated through it for the first time today; my aim has improved, I think because I have a much longer shaft down which to sight my target. The nurses say that if I continue to make good progress, I'll be allowed home tomorrow!
Speaking of the nurses, they're certainly looking at me a lot differently now they know I have an inter-contintental ballistic missile rather than a pop-gun in my crotch. I've seen a couple of them eyeing me up, when they think I'm not watching, and I know what they're thinking. They're thinking about how humongous my new dick will be when it gets hard. They're imagining running their tongue up and down and down the never-ending shaft, feeling it getting hard between their teeth... my huge bulbous head leaking copious lubrication into their throats... When I think of this, my new balls already feel heavy with cum, and my new best friend twitches...
I'm told it won't be long before it stands to attention. And I can't wait to play with my new toy!
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:54 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:54 pm
And just think of how those naughty nurse will scream,when they sit on it and split in two 
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