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Post subject: What was the last text you received.....?
Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:24 pm
Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:24 pm
What was the last text you recieved on your phone?
mine was one off my brother in law...it read
S*** Im in the police station....they've arrested me on suspicion of armed robbery, the witness told the police the crime was committed by the ugliest person in the town......I need you to come down and prove theyve arrested the wrong person!
LMFAO......NOT!!!!! 
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Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:44 pm
Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:44 pm
Mine was a joke, RPM
Sorry, I meant it was a joke from RPM.
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Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:48 pm
Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:48 pm
Mine was a little suggestive ( and very sexy 
) one from someone I really shouldn't have shagged the other night but did...........and would again!...and again.... and again.....and again
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Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:51 pm
Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:51 pm
Mine was from the sexiest customer I have at the moment !! 
She was only about 20 feet away from me when she sent it and she answered my reply by calling
"you can`t afford it"
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Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:53 pm
Posted: Fri May 2, 2008 11:53 pm
The last 2 messages I've had were rather sick jokes - I do know some very unfortunate people
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 1:47 am
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 1:47 am
Mine said "call me back please" flipping kids, waste ya own phone bill 
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:17 am
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:17 am
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 10:10 am
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 10:10 am
Good morning my sexy bottomed smooth skinned gorgeous hunk of a man!
*** has drawn the short straw and woken up next to me today - she's pretty but doesn't do for me what you do
(now she's laughing!)
have a good day hunky fella txt me when you get back
I think it was a wrong number!
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 10:47 am
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 10:47 am
haha rpm can i put yrs up u sent me last night?
no i better not , cos its a little bit rude.
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 2:11 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 2:11 pm
It was quite a boring one - well, what I mean is not a saucy one! Just about cars and fishing... I have some odd friends!!
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 4:12 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 4:12 pm
From my sister sorting out feeding the dog while i was out
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 5:52 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 5:52 pm
From my vanilla date telling me he's too busy to come over tonight. Bastard! 
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 6:36 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 6:36 pm
Mine was from a trucker telling me his whereabouts, which was miles from me!
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 6:39 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 6:39 pm
'What was the last text you recieved on your phone?'
'Can you babysit tomorrow?'
What is my life coming to? Or do I even have a life anymore 
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 7:27 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 7:27 pm
winchwench wrote:
Mine was a joke, RPM
Sorry, I meant it was a joke from RPM.
Mine was a joke, RPM
Sorry, I meant it was a joke from RPM.
Me too
Louise xx
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 8:33 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 8:33 pm
a dirty joke from a lady friend, unusual because its normally a text telling me i have a missed call from my business partner 
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:49 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:49 pm
mine was a really sick and totally un-PC text from a weird and perverted work-mate - and so of course I laughed like a drain when I read it then told myself off for doing so.
I shouldn't take such amusement from the suffering and concern of others -------- or should I??
- after all this kind of dark humour is the bedrock of the british sense of humour .......... isn't it??
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:58 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:58 pm
TheLovelyOne wrote:
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
Love it!!
Someone keeps sending me filthy jokes. Don't stop!
.
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Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:59 pm
Posted: Sat May 3, 2008 9:59 pm
tune essence wrote:
Love it!!
Someone keeps sending me filthy jokes. Don't stop!
.
TheLovelyOne wrote:
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
Love it!!
Someone keeps sending me filthy jokes. Don't stop!
.
I won't especially when they have you laughing like a drain at the station
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Posted: Sun May 4, 2008 5:29 pm
Posted: Sun May 4, 2008 5:29 pm
twos_company wrote:
haha rpm can i put yrs up u sent me last night?
no i better not , cos its a little bit rude.
haha rpm can i put yrs up u sent me last night?
no i better not , cos its a little bit rude.
I cant believe I sent that to you & not Carol McGiffin! 
