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Mark's AvatarMarkGodlike
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I just received this email, and while I'm not certain we're going to be able to help the poor fellow (enough) I'm going to give you all a chance!

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Subject: hello
From: *****@aol.com (name withheld to protect the dozy)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Today 15:19:00

is there any swimming clubb in cardiff and the address please


Yip, just another day at the support desk icon_rolleyes.gif

Hands up if you want to see some more.

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3rd Dec 2004 - 3:36pm
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More Please!!!!

Although at least his breast stroke will be up to standard!

 

3rd Dec 2004 - 3:37pm
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Mark do you have any info on skiing centres in North London?

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3rd Dec 2004 - 3:39pm
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We could help him with his Dogging Paddle!!! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

 

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3rd Dec 2004 - 4:01pm
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Dawn_Mids wrote:

Sarge that was terrible rotflmao.gif


What's news about that then Dawn?

 

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*Kat stomps out cross with Mark for luring him into threads under false pretences*

 

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marmalaid wrote:

Dawn_Mids wrote:

Sarge that was terrible rotflmao.gif


What's news about that then Dawn?

I know but surely one of these days Sarge will post something useful?

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Sgt Bilko wrote:

We could help him with his Dogging Paddle!!! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


Now do you understand why you were locked in a tank? icon_razz.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

 

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Dawn_Mids wrote:

marmalaid wrote:

Dawn_Mids wrote:

Sarge that was terrible rotflmao.gif


What's news about that then Dawn?

I know but surely one of these days Sarge will post something useful?

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Pah!!!

 

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Mark wrote:

I just received this email, and while I'm not certain we're going to be able to help the poor fellow (enough) I'm going to give you all a chance!

Quote:

Subject: hello
From: *****@aol.com (name withheld to protect the dozy)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Today 15:19:00

is there any swimming clubb in cardiff and the address please


Yip, just another day at the support desk icon_rolleyes.gif

Hands up if you want to see some more.

before i start i would just like to point out that not all welshmen are this dozy (just ask warwick he will stick up for me )
as to the question as far as i know there are no clubs in cardiff newport would be the nearest
hope this is of some help
colin
not dozy just as mad as warwick

 

3rd Dec 2004 - 4:16pm
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easy wrote:

Sgt Bilko wrote:

We could help him with his Dogging Paddle!!! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


Now do you understand why you were locked in a tank? icon_razz.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


And I thought it was one of my better moments.!



OK, who shouted "Yes it was" ???? icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

 

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Ah well, someone else "new to this", wanting someone to "show them the ropes", so that they can "dip their toes"...just another normal day in SH. icon_lol.gif

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jah_2uk wrote:


as to the question as far as i know there are no clubs in cardiff newport would be the nearest
hope this is of some help
colin


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OMG......how can there be a club in my area and i didn't know about it!!!!!!

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OK, so you want the chance to help someone else? I think that's commendable. I always do my best, but even that is nowhere near good enough sometimes, so I'm sure it's proving helpful to bring the combined intellect of the board into focus with this 'helping others' thread.

Now, before you read this one, I want to just ask you to consider a few things. Sometimes you have an opinion. Sometimes you feel very strongly about it. Now, while this doesn't always get in the way, it does sometimes 'enliven' the language you use. Please do not let this take anything away from his central point, because that just wouldn't be being fair to him in my opinion.

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Subject: <no subject>
From: *****@aol.com (AOL again, there seems to be a pattern emerging)
To: Swinging Heaven
Date: Yesterday 23:12:08


ura homowanker and

ure ste is going down.

Unfortunately I've been a little late in checking my email today, so he's still most likely eagerly awaiting a response. I'll leave it with you.

 

4th Dec 2004 - 9:33pm
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Sarge.... get the troops organised...... there's going to be an invasion icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

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4th Dec 2004 - 9:34pm
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There's a homowanker in the house and no one's told us? And he goes down?

Can I watch...Can I watch...Can I watch...Awwww.....Please let me watch bounce.gif

 

4th Dec 2004 - 9:36pm
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ura homowanker and

ure ste is going down.


I think he's probably rather frustrated icon_confused.gif .......... how frustrated is he gonna be when he realises that the site didn't go down, as he typed the 'site down' code all wrong. I mean, if he can't be bothered to spell check those few words, how on earth does the daft bugger think he's gonna manage a whole 'down with site' code dunno.gif
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