It has to rhyme (ish) but not necessarily be accurate
The was a young lady called Nola
Who liked all the chaps to roll her
It sometimes got messy
But never too stressy
and she guaranteed all batters could bowl her.
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SH Limericks
21st Feb 2009 - 11:49am
A bit of fun for the weekend: think of an SH member and craft a finely-penned limerick about them.
It has to rhyme (ish) but not necessarily be accurate
The was a young lady called Nola
Who liked all the chaps to roll her
It sometimes got messy
But never too stressy
and she guaranteed all batters could bowl her.
It has to rhyme (ish) but not necessarily be accurate
The was a young lady called Nola
Who liked all the chaps to roll her
It sometimes got messy
But never too stressy
and she guaranteed all batters could bowl her.
There once was a girl named Dirty
On the 'net she was ever so flirty
But get her alone
And her pjs you'll be shown
which, in fact, are really quite purtee
There is a lovely forum member
who I met just this past December
She makes me laugh
and without a faff,
came to pick me up. That I'll always remember.
On the 'net she was ever so flirty
But get her alone
And her pjs you'll be shown
which, in fact, are really quite purtee
There is a lovely forum member
who I met just this past December
She makes me laugh
and without a faff,
came to pick me up. That I'll always remember.
There once was a lady called Busty.
Can make anyone fill up with lusty.
Cause of her wonderous Bust.
With one wink of the eye.
Can make the devil quite shy.
And her heart filled with so much love.
For all that she knows and she shows.
With lips that fit all like a glove.
Can make anyone fill up with lusty.
Cause of her wonderous Bust.
With one wink of the eye.
Can make the devil quite shy.
And her heart filled with so much love.
For all that she knows and she shows.
With lips that fit all like a glove.
There was a young woman from Dicker
And she liked her cock slightly thicker
She put lubes on her pubes
And oils up her tubes
She said, 'It gets them in quicker'.
And she liked her cock slightly thicker
She put lubes on her pubes
And oils up her tubes
She said, 'It gets them in quicker'.
A young siren called Noladreams,
Is rather attractive it seems,
When sat on my knee
My pants filled with glee,
And stretched to unpop all my seams.
****
Oh Fem4Taboo is her name,
and Cornwall the realm of domain,
Her posts are insightful,
Her pics quite delightful,
I do hope she questions me again.
Is rather attractive it seems,
When sat on my knee
My pants filled with glee,
And stretched to unpop all my seams.
****
Oh Fem4Taboo is her name,
and Cornwall the realm of domain,
Her posts are insightful,
Her pics quite delightful,
I do hope she questions me again.
Cherrytree wrote:
There once was a man named Kent
Whose wick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He had it bent double
And instead of coming, he went!
There once was a man named Kent
Whose wick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He had it bent double
And instead of coming, he went!
Oh Cherry that was soooo funny!noladreams30 wrote:
Oh Cherry that was soooo funny!
Cherrytree wrote:
There once was a man named Kent
Whose wick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He had it bent double
And instead of coming, he went!
There once was a man named Kent
Whose wick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He had it bent double
And instead of coming, he went!
Oh Cherry that was soooo funny!Alas I cannot claim it as my own, it seems Kent's reputation precedes him!
Not my own work either, but I thought it most apt:
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
That it's hard to type,
With a hand stuck down in your pants.
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
That it's hard to type,
With a hand stuck down in your pants.
Mollman has a long lovely cock
His music tastes lean towards rock
When it comes to writing a rhyme
His style doesn't make him shine
But he holds the key to my heart's only lock.
His music tastes lean towards rock
When it comes to writing a rhyme
His style doesn't make him shine
But he holds the key to my heart's only lock.
There was a lady called bouncy
Went with a bloke couldn't count see
he told her he had over seven
bouncy thought she'd be in heaven
But in fact he had only a three
There was a lady called Cherry
Was known to have to much and get merry
So one fine day day
in a pub so they say
drank all the shorts bar the sherry
A man claiming to be Random Orbit
was found out to be Ronnie Corbett
a rubber skirt and piercing eyes
wasn't a good enough disguise
Cux the Sunday Sport saw right through it
Went with a bloke couldn't count see
he told her he had over seven
bouncy thought she'd be in heaven
But in fact he had only a three
There was a lady called Cherry
Was known to have to much and get merry
So one fine day day
in a pub so they say
drank all the shorts bar the sherry
A man claiming to be Random Orbit
was found out to be Ronnie Corbett
a rubber skirt and piercing eyes
wasn't a good enough disguise
Cux the Sunday Sport saw right through it
MikeNorth wrote:
There was a young lady named Nola
Who invited me into her gondola,
We got naked and sweaty,
Then ate some spaghetti,
Then read a poem by Zola.
There was a young lady named Nola
Who invited me into her gondola,
We got naked and sweaty,
Then ate some spaghetti,
Then read a poem by Zola.
Ace Mike!