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jay786_1's Avatarjay786_1Just popped in
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Im new to this but it seems hard to get action

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:08pm
kentswingers777's Avatarkentswingers777Godlike
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Action?

It is not a film set ya know.

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:10pm
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er..you joined today..and complain because no action....!!!!!!
If you want instant action try the local brothel !!
Takes time to be accepted, it takes time to be known as genuine, as a single guy please remember you one of many. There again remember the best things come to those that wait.
I been here 6 years now, and all I would say is...I bloody well enjoy myself !!!!

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:10pm
Gufuncouple's AvatarGufuncoupleSuper human rambling
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Looks at the profile & see's the reason.......

All the usual 'missing' bits! icon_sad.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:14pm
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All the time!!! bounce.gif

You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:14pm
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deancannock wrote:

er..you joined today..and complain because no action....!!!!!!
If you want instant action try the local brothel !!
Takes time to be accepted, it takes time to be known as genuine, as a single guy please remember you one of many. There again remember the best things come to those that wait.
I been here 6 years now, and all I would say is...I bloody well enjoy myself !!!!



What he said! laughabove.giflaughabove.giflaughabove.gif
Expect the 6 years bit icon_biggrin.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:15pm
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Once a fortnight for us, but that is only due to our constraints and circumstances rather than the sites icon_wink.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:38pm
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As often as I want to .... smug.gif

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9th Aug 2010 - 8:39pm
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" yes yes I have cum ".

I am sure your time on here will be very short.

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:42pm
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TheLovelyOne wrote:

As often as I want to .... smug.gif

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Yep, me too!


And hello Loveliest kiss.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:45pm
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TheLovelyOne wrote:

As often as I want to .... smug.gif

icon_wink.gif


Fab answer,

i need to rephrase it slightly tho for me,not as often as i want to but as often as circumstances allow icon_smile.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:47pm
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Funlovers2009 wrote:

All the time!!! bounce.gif

You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!


and to be fair, Fun does put a lot into it!!

Greedy girl!!

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:48pm
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Despite being a single male that is not unknown on the forum, in the chatroom and at munches, I've not had sex since Dec 2008.

Now imagining the look of despair on his face icon_twisted.gif
GnV's AvatarGnVGodlike
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jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action


Do you have to be hard to get action?

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:50pm
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GnV wrote:

Funlovers2009 wrote:

All the time!!! bounce.gif

You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!


and to be fair, Fun does put a lot into it!!

Greedy girl!!


Hey!! .... a girl has needs!!! icon_wink.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:58pm
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GnV wrote:

Funlovers2009 wrote:

All the time!!! bounce.gif

You get out of it what you put into it!! It's not feckin dial-a-shag!!


and to be fair, Fun does put a lot into it!!

Greedy girl!!


Tou say that like its a bad thing! icon_twisted.gif

 

9th Aug 2010 - 8:59pm
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9th Aug 2010 - 9:09pm
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We are a secret sect of monks and nuns there is no sex available on this site, it is an elaborate cover to convert you sinners....repent now heathen

 

9th Aug 2010 - 9:12pm
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Bugger.....that's the cover blown....sorry everyone, my bad bolt.gif
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jay786_1 wrote:

Im new to this but it seems hard to get action


Several points I can think of.

You've been here less that 24 hours and already you're moaning you haven't had any "action?" icon_rolleyes.gif Honey, we've been here 4 years and had our first meet 2 weeks ago icon_lol.gif

Second, theres nothing on your profile to entice anyone. We know you're 30, 6"2, live in Warwickshire and you're straight. Fantastic. Come jump me now!

Tell us a bit about you. Put some pics up. Would you sleep with someone without knowing ANYTHING about them?

Most of all, chill the fuck out lol. This is not a quick fix. You've paid your membership - sadly for you, this isn't prostitution. You don't pay and get automatically a shag. It's something you have to work at. Sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear.....

*Her*
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