Addiction To Swinging Heaven

I cant remember exactly what I wrote at the time but it was about being addicted to SH after being here only 3 weeks ..........

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I started browsing the site and lurking the Forum abt three weeks ago as well - now an addict too.

and hope you have some bouncy fun here

Eeeermmm, my name is Bilko and errr, I'm a SwingaHolic !!! (waits for applause)
I was doing a search one day for climbing frames and garden play equipment for my toddler son. I tried putting in Swings and Slides and this is where I ended up. My son hasn't seen me since and my wife thinks I have moved out.

I hate you all for ruining my life. My wife has had another baby since I popped in here and I've never met him or her!! I've forgotten where the pub is and can't remember the names of my former best mates.

I fell asleep last night wondering how Jags' night went, how Fred and Wilma's weekend was going and what promotions we can put on to bring people into the GFZ. I'm worried now because Sappho is poorly, am becoming twitchy because Gman hasn't been around for a while, and found myself relieved that Kit came back from her trip away unscathed and was happy for Kat because she had returned!!

I spend too much time thinking about how Artificers ferrets are and what Carpy is writing in his notebook. In my mind Will looks like this and Dawn like this I was depressed because Mal's hot date was postponed and was concerned that Blue would catch the flu playing out in the cold weather the other night.

Addicted to SH ??? No not me !!!!!

ANYONE THINKING OF JOINING US, THE DOOR IS OVER THERE. RUN AND KEEP RUNNING UNTIL YOU CAN RUN NO MORE. IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME BUT YOU SAVE YOURSELVES NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE

P.S. Since posting this I have been worried that Steve G will be upset because I didn't mention him !!!

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Sarge,
do you think that there maybe a 12 ponit plan to cure the addiction?
I am about but I currently have a man putting two holes in the roof.... just so as when I am clseted in my Garret I can actually get some fresh air...Like You and others Sagre, it is difficult to tear oneself away.... do you think there is any truth in the suggestion that SH inveigles it's way onto your registry settings? or is it just a nervous twitch that causes it to start up whenever I go online?

maybe see you in GFZ Sarge, depends how the roof goes.

and Heather.... I have roofers plasters sparkies and plumbers all in da house today.... fancy coming and taking your pick? place looks like a bomb has hit it.... Roll on next weekend!!

in the meantime back to writing more of those "real" stiories!!!"


Great post Sarge... yet again!!! so annoying!!!

Gman

wrote more bollox here but not sure what lol

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I mentioned last night in another thread that there was a self-help group set up here to deal with the addiction problem. It was called Swinging Heaven Addiction Therapy but for some reason the name put people off

[quote="funcouple"]Sarge as ever BRILL!!!! we are both sitting here laughing at your comments .
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My God I nearly became a dealer the other day, felt myself thinking of telling others about the site but..... no..no.. got to keep it to myself it's MINE ALL MINE!!.. HUHUM.... Sorry about that. No I dont want to kick this habit, love Sarge's wit too much and gman's wisdom.

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Funcouple.... so good of you to say

Thank you
Gman!!!

Alex you beat me to it !!!

Only mind altering Drugs we've been on is white wine and this site, how could we ever give up, is this the end of normal life as we know it?

It is oh!! GOOD

Fun couple ....

even though I say it mayself I do think you were spot on,,,Sarge is a wit and raconteur.... a fine fellow.
and OI Alex....behave....
Gmanxxx