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Cheesy Chatups
19th Sep 2006 - 5:52pm
I used this one a few times mainly when under the influence but....
Excuse me have I given you one yet.....
It did work once and another time a young lady had to stop and think about it which says I was not very good or she was very experienced and drank a lot
Aah to be 19 again
Excuse me have I given you one yet.....
It did work once and another time a young lady had to stop and think about it which says I was not very good or she was very experienced and drank a lot
Aah to be 19 again
Not really a chatup line but a complete and utter stranger once walked up to me in the street and handed me a romantic poem he had written. Turns out he used to pass me on the way to work in his car. A rather unconventional approach, very sweet but also a tad bizzare! I can still remember part of the poem lol
Couple of weeks ago I was in town and walking past a row of shops when a guy came running along side me, he said "excuse me can you help me please?" I said yes, thinking he was going to ask for directions and he then proceeded to tell me that something had told him to approach me, that I was his destiny etc etc. Freeeaaaakkkyyy!!! I beat a hasty retreat
Yes I do have one of those neon signs on my head, you know, the ones that only weirdos can see!!
Apart from that had the usual corny one liners - Him "Are you tired?" Me "No" Him "well you should be, youv'e been running through my mind all day" Groannnn!!
Couple of weeks ago I was in town and walking past a row of shops when a guy came running along side me, he said "excuse me can you help me please?" I said yes, thinking he was going to ask for directions and he then proceeded to tell me that something had told him to approach me, that I was his destiny etc etc. Freeeaaaakkkyyy!!! I beat a hasty retreat
Yes I do have one of those neon signs on my head, you know, the ones that only weirdos can see!!
Apart from that had the usual corny one liners - Him "Are you tired?" Me "No" Him "well you should be, youv'e been running through my mind all day" Groannnn!!
varca wrote:
Not really a chatup line but a complete and utter stranger once walked up to me in the street and handed me a romantic poem he had written. Turns out he used to pass me on the way to work in his car. A rather unconventional approach, very sweet but also a tad bizzare! I can still remember part of the poem lol
Couple of weeks ago I was in town and walking past a row of shops when a guy came running along side me, he said "excuse me can you help me please?" I said yes, thinking he was going to ask for directions and he then proceeded to tell me that something had told him to approach me, that I was his destiny etc etc. Freeeaaaakkkyyy!!! I beat a hasty retreat
Yes I do have one of those neon signs on my head, you know, the ones that only weirdos can see!!
Apart from that had the usual corny one liners - Him "Are you tired?" Me "No" Him "well you should be, youv'e been running through my mind all day" Groannnn!!
Not really a chatup line but a complete and utter stranger once walked up to me in the street and handed me a romantic poem he had written. Turns out he used to pass me on the way to work in his car. A rather unconventional approach, very sweet but also a tad bizzare! I can still remember part of the poem lol
Couple of weeks ago I was in town and walking past a row of shops when a guy came running along side me, he said "excuse me can you help me please?" I said yes, thinking he was going to ask for directions and he then proceeded to tell me that something had told him to approach me, that I was his destiny etc etc. Freeeaaaakkkyyy!!! I beat a hasty retreat
Yes I do have one of those neon signs on my head, you know, the ones that only weirdos can see!!
Apart from that had the usual corny one liners - Him "Are you tired?" Me "No" Him "well you should be, youv'e been running through my mind all day" Groannnn!!
well im just working on my techniques for asking you out some time......
right, ive read your profile , know you dont like corny chat-ups , freaky head-fucxs and stalking.....
errrrrr, that doesnt leave me much to work on...... but ill have a go and get back to ya.......
I only seem to get cheesey chat up lines in the chat room, the closest I've come to being chatted up recently was a guy putting his hand on my arse while I was out dancing a few months ago - he didn't say a word, just danced with his hand there, I'm a very bad dancer, especially in heels - so unfortunate to stand on his toe with my stilleto.
H.x
H.x
hi well like the thought of meeting some one totaly random
19th Sep 2006 - 11:42pm
Do they think they stop at the knees and I use a body double for the rest?
DeeCee wrote:
you have mail by the way..........
you have mail by the way..........
That's one of the worst ones I've heard in ages!!
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Mr young said to me just b4 we got together
"you have an ass like a peach and i just want to bite it" I thought it was a bit forward at the time but it must have worked been with him 5 years
"you have an ass like a peach and i just want to bite it" I thought it was a bit forward at the time but it must have worked been with him 5 years
westerross wrote:
That's one of the worst ones I've heard in ages!!
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DeeCee wrote:
you have mail by the way..........
you have mail by the way..........
That's one of the worst ones I've heard in ages!!
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yep... but the old ones are the best.............as they say!!!!!
then again........ you should have seen the contents of the mail..................gorgonzolza!!!
I was talking to a client to day. A retired man whoclaimed to have received the chat up line.
"Wanna come back to my place and see my etchings" He was doing his national service and was on the top deck of a bus when the man approached him!!!!!
"Wanna come back to my place and see my etchings" He was doing his national service and was on the top deck of a bus when the man approached him!!!!!
had loads of bad chat ups but 2 stick fimly in my mind..
1. you remind me of my ex girlfriend... would you like a drink?
2. at the end of a long night a lad that i really liked asked 'wot would you do if i kissed you?' at which i promptley throw up over him ( i did point out it was at the end of a long night ) and yes we dated for a few months after.
Lou x
1. you remind me of my ex girlfriend... would you like a drink?
2. at the end of a long night a lad that i really liked asked 'wot would you do if i kissed you?' at which i promptley throw up over him ( i did point out it was at the end of a long night
) and yes we dated for a few months after.
Lou x
The best one I can remember was when we were in a club, I was next to my wife who was sat on a bar stool, I was talking to the barman when a guy came up to my lady, put his arm around her shoulder and said "Hi babe, what do you call yourself ?" looking the guy up and down my lady replied "Unlucky"
