Beanbags I hate you all

You leave Easy alone, unless you'e going to hog the pc and post more

Countess

*wrestles keyboard from Countess and tells her that the more she struggles the more it'll hurt, then realises that'll make her struggle more *




Yeah it is true...... spare some change guv'nor?

Plus why do you think Neil-somewhere-that's-near-Leeds-but-not-quite is starting to post as well?

care in the community in action.



mids good for you hun? If not I'll try to arrange a substitute to fill your place

How bloody true is that.

[quote="neilinleeds"]

I won't mention the razor collection we have in the bathroom and the sunday afternoon weekly veiwing of Neil shaving his nads. Oh no......

I won't mention he always picks up the "wrong razor" but he never realises its the wrong one until its just taken a huge chunk of skin out and its bleeding everywhere!


I won't even mention how he thinks it looks like a scene out of a horror film and sounds like one with the sounds coming out of his mouth! Bet the neighbours think I'm some kind of S&M queen the screams that come from the flat at times. I assure you it's only Neil experimenting with the new McFlurry and Wilkinson BluntSword he bought on the market for two goldfish.

I hadnt seen this thread in it's entirity until today...
and noticing this post from Greg forces a reply from me;
Greg, I can relate to your mistaking the epilady for the epileptic lady, a similar mistake I have made myself, and simultaneously different also... as;

I had been looking specifically for an epileptic lady, rather than the epilady... and in my understandable confusion, and perhaps no small amount of embarrassment in the chemist'... I confused my conditions... and stupidly returned home with the tourettes lady.
My partner is now covered in c*nts.

silly me
lp

I should have joined the forum fun years ago,

fucking hilarious topic



I first did mine when I was 15, on a catholic school trip to a religious retreat

Was 2am, 6 guys in a dorm and we were all awake and very bored, for no particular reason I stole a friends razor and and said Im going to shave my bollocks. Went to the bathroom and came back with my pubes in a bag. For the next hour solid we made up songs about it, I still remember some of them


20 Years later and people I never spoke to in school - or even ones that started after I had left still bring it up, they refer to me as 'cucumber' even though I never had that nickname at school

Tweeky you likkle devil you!

Hope you aren't talking about your pubes as you may end up with more than the stubble rash I got!!