Marya wrote:
avataraphobic??? is that cue for another tm?
avataraphobic??? is that cue for another tm?Its not one you would get to use much on this site though is it - more likely to be avataramania
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flicknlick-cpl wrote:
FUCKING PRICELESS GREG
GregLondon wrote:
I tried to buy an epilady for my girlfriend. Sadly I bought an epileptic lady by mistake and now my girlfriend is covered in cuts.
I tried to buy an epilady for my girlfriend. Sadly I bought an epileptic lady by mistake and now my girlfriend is covered in cuts.
FUCKING PRICELESS GREG
ah greg the elusive bifem???? well done matey!
neil x x x
Angel Chat wrote:
An Epilady is an electrical device for the removal of hair.
It's kind of like lots of pairs of tweezers, and literally rips the hairs out. I tried one on approximately one square inch of my lower leg a few years ago and the pain was EXCRUCIATING!!!!! If anyone tells you they have done their bikini line or similar with one, don't believe them!
An Epilady is an electrical device for the removal of hair.
It's kind of like lots of pairs of tweezers, and literally rips the hairs out. I tried one on approximately one square inch of my lower leg a few years ago and the pain was EXCRUCIATING!!!!! If anyone tells you they have done their bikini line or similar with one, don't believe them!
ya but the pain mmmmmmmmmmmmm 
Not forgetting the thought that go through your head when you are doing it!mmmmmmmmm
ok ok i am a perve!
Gentlemen, may i ask for some serious discussion on this delicate subject,
having just been told by flick to trim my pubes for our visit to utopia tonight, i decided to give the gonads a little shave, shit, of all the advice on here, no one said where shaving, should start and end, there is no "plimsol" line so to speak.
Having almost cracked two vertibrae trying to see up to my arsehole, (all mirrors are fixed and super gluing my feet to the ceiling only resulted in 2 foot shaped holes in the plaster and a sore head) i decided there should be an international standard.
Not knowing what it would be, i invented my own.
Fit an elastic band around your bollocks, thereby giving you a plimsol, hereby known as the "plumsol line" and all areas protruding from this line are the shaving area, this should prevent any confusion and stop you shaving down to your knees.
Please remember if adopting this method, remove the plumsol line asap or your gonads will take on the apperance of an old bruised peach.
I have already applied for the patent.
having just been told by flick to trim my pubes for our visit to utopia tonight, i decided to give the gonads a little shave, shit, of all the advice on here, no one said where shaving, should start and end, there is no "plimsol" line so to speak.
Having almost cracked two vertibrae trying to see up to my arsehole, (all mirrors are fixed and super gluing my feet to the ceiling only resulted in 2 foot shaped holes in the plaster and a sore head) i decided there should be an international standard.
Not knowing what it would be, i invented my own.
Fit an elastic band around your bollocks, thereby giving you a plimsol, hereby known as the "plumsol line" and all areas protruding from this line are the shaving area, this should prevent any confusion and stop you shaving down to your knees.
Please remember if adopting this method, remove the plumsol line asap or your gonads will take on the apperance of an old bruised peach.
I have already applied for the patent.
Flick,
just thought of another way to make the bean bag contract...I would suggest getting hold of some of that athletic freeze spray..quick shot of that and it should do the trick.
Watch out for freeze burn though...bloody painful that would be.
Happy strimming
just thought of another way to make the bean bag contract...I would suggest getting hold of some of that athletic freeze spray..quick shot of that and it should do the trick.
Watch out for freeze burn though...bloody painful that would be.
Happy strimming
I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 8:31pm
... but I was reading the 'Google yur name thread' (I'm sure it's not called that )..
... and maybe I was feeling nostalgic , but I started to search for things that involved Davej.. I happened on this one ... not only did it dtill make me laugh , but also made me realise that I still loved this site... Okay, most of us are here to make contacts and have 'fun'... but you must have humour...
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
Paul
... and maybe I was feeling nostalgic , but I started to search for things that involved Davej.. I happened on this one ... not only did it dtill make me laugh , but also made me realise that I still loved this site... Okay, most of us are here to make contacts and have 'fun'... but you must have humour...
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
Paul
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 8:39pm
Fun365 wrote:
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
By all means bump some of the old threads, I nearly did the Avatar Challenge the other day but couldnt 'do' the avatar I wanted to copy!
Lovely
13th Apr 2006 - 8:54pm
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 9:03pm
Fun365 wrote:
... but I was reading the 'Google yur name thread' (I'm sure it's not called that )..
... and maybe I was feeling nostalgic , but I started to search for things that involved Davej.. I happened on this one ... not only did it dtill make me laugh , but also made me realise that I still loved this site... Okay, most of us are here to make contacts and have 'fun'... but you must have humour...
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
Paul
... but I was reading the 'Google yur name thread' (I'm sure it's not called that )..
... and maybe I was feeling nostalgic , but I started to search for things that involved Davej.. I happened on this one ... not only did it dtill make me laugh , but also made me realise that I still loved this site... Okay, most of us are here to make contacts and have 'fun'... but you must have humour...
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
Paul
bump away, bump away!
for reasons i won't bore you with, i've been trawling through old posts myself, absolutely pissin' myself, and laughing like a drain!
did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then?
there's others who kept this forum the single best forum on the net. would that they were here now!
threads like this one only inspire me to try harder!
neil x x x
p.s. nice to see you posting more paul too!
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 9:20pm
[quote="davej"]
you and me both mate...yeah yeah self praise is no praise, but fuck why not.
....davej who is gonna kick his arse into gear and get back to rippin the piss, cos its all got a bit slow and stodgy....
neilinleeds wrote:
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did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then? there's others who kept this forum the single best forum on the net. would that they were here now!
threads like this one only inspire me to try harder!
neil x x x
p.s. nice to see you posting more paul too!
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did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then?
there's others who kept this forum the single best forum on the net. would that they were here now!
threads like this one only inspire me to try harder!
neil x x x
p.s. nice to see you posting more paul too!
you and me both mate...yeah yeah self praise is no praise, but fuck why not.
....davej who is gonna kick his arse into gear and get back to rippin the piss, cos its all got a bit slow and stodgy....
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 9:29pm
davej wrote:
....davej who is gonna kick his arse into gear and get back to rippin the piss, cos its all got a bit slow and stodgy....
....davej who is gonna kick his arse into gear and get back to rippin the piss, cos its all got a bit slow and stodgy....
Jeeez, I can't believe that I've just quoted this thread as an example of how we used to have fun many moons ago.
TE - with still smooth testicles
TE - with still smooth testicles
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 10:33pm
[quote="neilinleeds"]
They upped the medication.
*puts right hand on heart....... gets slapped and told it's supposed to be his OWN heart* (no fun in that though )
I will try to post more as well.
And hairy chests apparently as well.........
Fun365 wrote:
did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then?...........
did you know, once upon a time i used to be funny? what happened there then?...........
They upped the medication.
*puts right hand on heart....... gets slapped and told it's supposed to be his OWN heart* (no fun in that though
)
I will try to post more as well.
Dawn_Mids wrote:
Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones
westerross wrote:
TE - with still smooth testicles
TE - with still smooth testicles
Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones
And hairy chests apparently as well.........
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 10:35pm
lol. i feel like my gran doing the "i remember when"
Re: I apologise for bumping this...
13th Apr 2006 - 10:41pm
easy wrote:
And hairy chests apparently as well.........
Dawn_Mids wrote:
Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones
westerross wrote:
TE - with still smooth testicles
TE - with still smooth testicles
Shame, I'm rather partial to fluffy ones
And hairy chests apparently as well.........
Oh its all coming back to me
Nice chest you have there Easy, can I feel it again please
davej wrote:
fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.
fookin ell! easy, countess, busty, all posting at the same time
guess the reports about the NHS shutting down wards wasn't exaggerated then.you know Mr.J, i don't need to pay fecking £23 a month internet charges to get insulted!
i can just open my front door! 
