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Perhaps you could write one, WBB? icon_lol.gif

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Perhaps you could write one, WBB? icon_lol.gif

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perhaps i could mal, how about next time you and i meet up, we spend the time doing something productive... like writing the single fems guide?
icon_twisted.gif icon_lol.gif deal??????


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long hand or shorthand or do you do dictation?
I used to have a dictaphone - now I use my fingers! rotflmao.gif

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icon_biggrin.gif May I just point out one thing that no-one as yet has not metioned and that is the silly childish names that single males seem to attract ?? You know the ones "WideGirth" "BigBlkDic" etc etc etc you know it the list is endless with the names they come up with . Come on guys if your really serious a simple name such as "pete_Sheff etc I think that way you would not be seen or treated as a dickhead before you even start typing "Hi who wants a shag lol".


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BiFemHants wrote:

:Come on guys if your really serious a simple name such as "pete_Sheff etc I think that way you would not be seen or treated as a dickhead before you even start typing "Hi who wants a shag lol".


erm......... kind of like..............neilinleeds? woo hoo! icon_wink.gif still get called a dickhead tho, but maybe that's just me! <<< and bicurwankerinleeds just don't have the same ring to it! >>> icon_lol.gif rite, now who wants a shag??? icon_razz.gif

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LOL Niel ikkle willie icon_razz.gif


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LOL Niel ikkle willie icon_razz.gif


icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif uhoh.gif rude.gif

oi ffs. ok ok i s'pose i asked for that! but you're still getting a smackbottom.gif icon_razz.gif

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bicurwankerinleeds!!!! rude.gif wasnt me angel.gif giggle.gif


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A good steer thanks Mate !

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Hi Roger

What an informative sticky to all single guys.

Just to even the balance, us single women also get the run around, spending time chatting and getting to know someone, texts etc. only then to be stood up with no explanation. Manners cost nothing and goes a long way.

Enjoy and have fun.

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Sorry you've had such experiences Alex_female. Are you still going to the motel mini-munch?

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Well said Alex_Female I myself have had Hundreds yes HUNDREDS of replys to my ad only to find out they are timewasting idiots who for some reason wont or cant be bothered to read what is said in the ad . icon_sad.gif As for the males well what can I say ?? The first thing it says on mine is "NO MALES NO MALES etc etc and still get the dickheads (and thats being polite )trying it on or for some sad reason only known to them , trying to fool me my pretending to be fems and the ones who do try it on and are errrrrrrr honest about their sex never get a look in just cos of a silly childish nickname i.e vvwegoodlookingguy icon_confused.gif All I can say is "Come on guys and you ladies open and honesty costs nothing and goes a long way in this style of life.

God do I really whine this much ? More cheese vicar ??[/quote]


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Can I just ask Rodger743 started all this but as yet has NOT posted 1 comment about the replys he has got from this ??? is he shy like me lol .Well at least he has a sensible name icon_lol.gif


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I was waiting until I thought of something original to say. icon_smile.gif

Thanks folks for all the replies. I'll try to keep the document updated in the light of any suggestions people may have.

I symphathize with your experience, BiFemHants, but if you say NO MALES on your advert then the only males that contact you will be the illiterate wankers. wanker.gif So that's not a representative sample of us saintly, gorgeous, polite single gentlemen. angel.gif Honest! icon_confused.gif

You're right about names to a certain extent, but I think with a good personality you can overcome even the naffest name. I mean, take well_busty_babe. (And who wouldn't? hump.gif ) The male equivalent of her name would be well_hung_guy. But I'm sure if well_hung_guy had come here with the same personality as well_busty_babe, and treated us in the same way, he'd be just as popular as she is. (Albeit we wouldn't have had the rampant rabbit thread. Probably.)

Alex: Yeah, I'm sure single women get the runaround from single men a lot too. It's just, I was writing the document for an audiance of single men, so I didn't want to assume too many stereotypes. icon_smile.gif Besides, I'm guessing the guys who'd take the time to read something like this probably aren't the overweight nutters who pretend to be a bronzed adonis then stand you up in the middle of nowhere. icon_confused.gif


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roger743 wrote:

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You're right about names to a certain extent, but I think with a good personality you can overcome even the naffest name. I mean, take well_busty_babe. (And who wouldn't? hump.gif ) The male equivalent of her name would be well_hung_guy. But I'm sure if well_hung_guy had come here with the same personality as well_busty_babe, and treated us in the same way, he'd be just as popular as she is. (Albeit we wouldn't have had the rampant rabbit thread. Probably.)


well i never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! icon_evil.gif
naff? i though WBB was classy and alluring!
lol, well ok..... i am lying!
but why do i get dragged into EVERYTHING! lol
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WBB (looking for a new name)
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well_busty_babe wrote:


but why do i get dragged into EVERYTHING! lol
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It's because you look so good after being dragged through the undergrowth. phwoar.gif



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thanks for the "guide" mate, totally agree. I'm relativelly new to this scene and it do takes a lot of time meeting someone. I used some of your advice and I was lucky and my hard work payed off after less than a week. So in a weekend I had my first 4-some, and vistited my first sex club. Now I'm hooked! icon_smile.gif Single men have to be willing to work hard, search a lot, spend time on their pictures and writing letters/messages. Try to find out what your strong selling points are, if you are a good kisser, let's try to sell that point, if you have a nice bum, well take a picture of it and send it off, maybe somone takes a fancy! icon_smile.gif Try to have fun and be positive, always be 100% honest. Wiild


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wiild wrote:

I used some of your advice and I was lucky and my hard work payed off after less than a week. So in a weekend I had my first 4-some, and vistited my first sex club. Now I'm hooked! icon_smile.gif


Way to go Wild! icon_biggrin.gif Well done!


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Roger;

I'd like to make a formal complaint about your guide!!!

By following your 'so called guide' I've had 27 meets in the last two days... I am fucking exhausted!! and it's all your fault.

So, I am not going to use the guide anymore and hopefully my life will return to normal - but I doubt that as the ladies have all now sampled my 12" turbo monster dick.

Paul



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Fun365 wrote:

I am fucking exhausted!!


And vice versa, I presume. icon_biggrin.gif



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