Roger's Basic Advice for Single Men

Loathe though I am just to bump my own thread back to the top (okay, okay, I have a huge ego so I'm not loathe to do this at all ), I thought I'd flag up that I've updated my single-guys-guide in the light of recent events. As ever, let me know if you have any suggestions!

How do you know I'm not there already?

Fuck me Roger

That's a big one! You kept that well hidden, wait till I show Kit!

Actually, I think she already guessed - she did say when we got back and I got your PM - "ooo Roger, I like him, he has a great sense of humour"

It never did quite ring true though and I thought there must be something else to it

lhk
Kat

P.S. - yes - she really did say that though.

well I have to say that this thread opened my eyes, almost felt like crying seeing as I am probly the newest guy here as well

but wth, you did say have fun, and I reckon that if you can manage that then its worthwhile

Personally I wouldnt look to be having sex with somebody that was personalitywise a total prick

I know I am a newbie, but I reckon if you are genuine, honest and dont expect every woman/man to fall swooning and gagging at your feet then given time things will start to come together for you.
I did join a site that was costing me an arm and a leg, result, 300 replies, made 1 friend who is just that, a friend, we dont have sex, we just have fun and chat, finding that friend cost me about £130 but she was well worth it, I can go out and buy a hooker for far less than that, guaranteed sex, but can I talk with her and have a laugh

My thoughts on this are mebbe poor, but I say, be honest, dont expect the best things, go with the flow, have fun and just maybe you will meet somebody , even if you dont you can still be having fun with the chatting

We like the information you have provided and it is a good start. However your posting neglects that swinging is an activity controlled by couples, not just females. In most instatances the female has the final say but it is the male member of the couple who is the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper is the one who determines how closely the other m gets to the female, if at all. So any single m who is interested in a mfm experience needs to be aware that they need to get past the gatekeeper to have a shot and if they don't they, their venture will not be successful. Furthermore couples do set the tone of the encounter. It means for single males ventruing into this arena, they need to consider both members of the couple and incorportate both where possible in any discussions.

A typical reply we tend to get

SingleMaleWithNoClue: I am VWE male with a very thick 10" cock. I am a very heavy cummer with repeat performance ability and can eat pussy for hours.

Our reply is simple, sorry not interested.

As a couple we are more interested in how well that individual cllques with the both of us. Personally we could not care about their performance abilities and have no interest in someone who comes across as looking for a quick lay. As we all know there are many external factors than can greatly hamper performance abilities and couples have the right to be choosy. A single male who is able to connect at some level with both members of the couple will greatly enhance the experience and are more likely to be sought by couples. So putting yourself forward like a circus performer does have its risks.

Single males considering participating in a threesome situation remember the female may have the final say but it is the male member of the couple who controls the access to her..

As a single man just on here - seems solid advice, thanks very much!

Well done to Roger for making this very clear.


The first thing you have to realise is, there's more men looking for sex online than there are women. Lots more. Swinging-Heaven is continually growing but at the time of writing, the number of adverts in each category was:

Women seeking Men: 147
Men seeking Women: 5,226

Couples seeking Men: 575
Men seeking Couples: 3,155

We read this last night and when you actually do the real figures it means
that there are on average 35 males after one female and 5.48 males after couples.

This does not take into account the number of males who don't have adverts and just reply only. We would suggest that this would probably double the figures above.

Tis no wonder that the majority of males never meet anyone. When we have advertised in the past, it was very clear from the replies that there are a lot of very frustrated males on the swingers scene. Lets face it, the swingers scene is really all about couples on couples and in the start never involved singles.

Again a grerat article Roger, you spent a lot of time on this one. This really should become a STICKY so as to stop so much frustration. At least then the facts are known

With MMF threesomes, there is also a question of the ... motivation?

When a single bloke talks about a MMF threesome, we are not interested in seeing comments such as "I am OK if your partner wants to join in with us"

So many adverts from single blokes made us feel that a threesome is second choice for them. We like threesomes - it is the reason we started swinging, and when we have a threesome, we want it to be with someone who is there by first choice.

lhk
Kat