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8th Sep 2004 - 4:09pm
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I've tried icon_lol.gif

But sadly my back doesnt bend far enough... couldnt even touch my toes at school icon_confused.gif

Would love to see it done tho.... would be well cool icon_razz.gif

Hey perhaps you could come to the notts munch and then have a race with reese to see who can suck the quickest and deepest icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 5:01pm
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What a party piece that would be, eh!

Gill x
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 8:14pm
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So you auto-fellartiartistes(MISCHIEF ....HELP giveup.gif )

Tell me do you spit or swallow icon_question.gif icon_eek.gif

If you swallow ...is that like perpetual motion dunno.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 8:22pm
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fem_manc-cpl wrote:



Like this you mean? icon_redface.gif



I think I've spotted one of the next Big Brother contestants! icon_wink.gif



KinkyLizard
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 8:23pm
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Auto -fellatio ...... sounds like some kinky car fetish to me icon_eek.gif

Just don't burn your lips on the exhaust ....


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8th Sep 2004 - 8:37pm
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Another of Tims personal moments to be revealed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

He used to be able to do it, but when he stopped practising he lost the flexibility. He reckons he could probably do it again if he practised for a bit but as the old saying goes.............

Why have a dog and bark yourself icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Jas
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8th Sep 2004 - 8:51pm
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Now I'd pay good money to see Bernard Manning have a go! icon_biggrin.gif


Get it in his gob????? I don't think he's even seen it for 2 decades! icon_wink.gif



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8th Sep 2004 - 9:07pm
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I tried to get Satin to do it earlier, based on the description that Reese gave of how he does it...... but he failed icon_sad.gif . I even tried to help him by trying to fold him in half.... but that didn't work at all...

DAMN! icon_rolleyes.gif

Are there exercises anyone could suggest that would help?

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8th Sep 2004 - 9:11pm
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bluexxx wrote:

I even tried to help him by trying to fold him in half

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8th Sep 2004 - 9:18pm
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I can still touch me toes whilst keeping my legs straight - really pisses off the youngsters who are half my age and a quarter my size... but NEVER been able to reach the parts which give every impression of being unsatiable. Will just have to rely on the good old object called 'man'!


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8th Sep 2004 - 9:23pm
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I can not only touch my toes with straight legs, I can put my palms flat on the floor icon_cool.gif yet I still can't seem to bend my back in half, which seems to be what is required for this type of sexual gymnastics icon_confused.gif . Satin is also very supple and can do kicks that are annoyingly high icon_eek.gif .... yet, no joy in the auto-fellatio department

Strange icon_sad.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 9:26pm
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bluexxx wrote:

I can not only touch my toes with straight legs, I can put my palms flat on the floor icon_cool.gif yet I still can't seem to bend my back in half, which seems to be what is required for this type of sexual gymnastics icon_confused.gif . Satin is also very supple and can do kicks that are annoyingly high icon_eek.gif .... yet, no joy in the auto-fellatio department

Strange icon_sad.gif


perhaps it's like rolling your tongue or attached earlobes ..... you either can or you can't well obviously it has to be one .. feck .. you know what i mean!!!!!


Morbius is a large man and I can hear the laughter from here (he's at work) if I so much as think about suggesting it icon_eek.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 9:29pm
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Yes, my back is very supple going towards my feet - my palms can go flat on the floor too despite me being on the big side of large - but going backwards is not so comfortable. I USED to be able to do that crab thing, you know.. feet on floor and arching backwards with body off the floor, but no longer alas!

Some things are better done by others - cooking, cleaning, washing and oral sex icon_cool.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 9:32pm
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A guy I meet can do this, he started doing it because his girl friend hates oral sex, he doesn't do it quite so often now because I’m better at it then him icon_smile.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 9:54pm
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niceguysdoexist wrote:


Tell me do you spit or swallow

just to clean things up, I swallow icon_wink.gif

xx
Del
p.s. or should that be clear things up icon_smile.gif
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 11:23pm
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Just tried doing all those things I used to be able to do dry.gif

I can still touch the floor with straight legs (Note to self: must remember to show hubby later when wearing short skirt icon_wink.gif )

I got the most appalling cramp in my thighs trying to do the 'crab' thing uhoh.gif

and I can still do the tongue rolly thing which looks pretty disgusting if you can 'corkscrew' it at the same time icon_eek.gif

... and I have discovered recently another skill ... I can lick my own nipples!! thrilled.gif At last, a really good reason for having big boobs!!

Treasure
 

 

8th Sep 2004 - 11:47pm
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I can barely touch my toes, let alone put my palms flat on the floor. I have never been terribly supple I am afraid icon_sad.gif . Shame really. It would be a very useful thing to be able to do on those long nights when Sappho is away.

Maybe I'll practice. Don't suppose it would do much good though!

Will
If I end up getting locked in an improbable position it will all be the fault of you lot!
 

 

9th Sep 2004 - 12:23am
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niceguysdoexist wrote:

So you auto-fellartiartistes(MISCHIEF ....HELP giveup.gif )

Tell me do you spit or swallow icon_question.gif icon_eek.gif

If you swallow ...is that like perpetual motion dunno.gif

Am a swallower, me - just like Del. As for "perpetual motion", this is a question that Vix & I have raised in the past: If I were stranded on a desert island, and with semen being high in protein, could I (and my fellow castaways) survive on my ejaculations? icon_confused.gif

bluexxx wrote:

I tried to get Satin to do it earlier, based on the description that Reese gave of how he does it...... but he failed icon_sad.gif . I even tried to help him by trying to fold him in half.... but that didn't work at all...

DAMN! icon_rolleyes.gif

Are there exercises anyone could suggest that would help?

icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif

A good start would be for Satin to try the air-pedaling bicycle exercise, each time trying to work his legs closer to the floor (i.e. knees landing around his ears). Whatever you do, don't try to assist in folding him - could result in spinal injury! However, if he grasps his hips and pulls downward, that's a relatively safe way to accentuate progess... icon_wink.gif ...as he'd respond instinctually to his pain threshold.

~Reese! icon_surprised.gif
 

 

9th Sep 2004 - 1:20am
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Seem to remember a story doing the rounds a few years back that Marilyn Manson (US rockstar) was so determined to do it, that he had surgery to remove a vertebrae just so he could do it to himself, know that’s dedication to a cause.
 

 

9th Sep 2004 - 1:58am
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rebecca_uk_tv wrote:

Seem to remember a story doing the rounds a few years back that Marilyn Manson (US rockstar) was so determined to do it, that he had surgery to remove a vertebrae just so he could do it to himself, know that’s dedication to a cause.


Surely it was ribs, not vertebrae? How would they do that? Sever the spinal chord, remove a couple od back bones and then sew the spine back up again? Sheesh, I need to see his neurologist!
 
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