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Can I Offer The Single Guys A Bit Of Advice?
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:02 am
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:02 am
fabio grooverider wrote:
just bumping this back up to the top again... might actually give some guys a clue around here
just bumping this back up to the top again... might actually give some guys a clue around here
LOL..............Some of em need more than a clue eh Sean
Thanks for bumping it back up.........some of them might take notice
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:03 am
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:03 am
you reckon??
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:27 pm
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:27 pm
do you ever get the feeling no-ones listening?
oh, and bump, as it were!
n x x x 
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:50 pm
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:50 pm
I agree completely fella, Ive been very chilled and it pays dividends.
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:04 pm
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:04 pm
Interesting thread! From a womans point of view I think that is very good advice. I can't say exactly what I am looking for when I am reading replies from my ad but there are a few things which I prefer to see. Pics on your profile is an obvious one, especially a decent face or full body pic. I get intimidated by cock pics straight away, please wait until you are asked for one! I don't mind looking at your cock but only after I've already become interested in you
Honesty is always the best policy, nobody wants to meet up with someone who is completely different to what they have told you they are, give your true self a chance to shine! I like genuine people who aren't pushy or too forward, 'I'll fuck you' or 'would you like to suck on this babe?' in an introductory email doesn't do it for me!!
Personally I have replied to the ones who have sounded genuine, I like wit and personality in my lovers and HYGIENE IS A MUST!!! Would you want to screw someone who stunk of BO and had minging clothes and body? OK well some of you maybe lol! 
But not me 
HTH!
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Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 10:35 am
Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 10:35 am
Just bumping this back up to the top as some guys still seem to be having problems.
Marcuso
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Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 10:51 am
Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 10:51 am
I can't help but feel that if you could condense it down to three lines, and tattoo it on a pair of tits, some of these fellas might take more notice.
Folks, listen to Marcuso. This is all Very Good Advice and you can do yourself a lot of favours by at least reading it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 10:58 am
Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 10:58 am
roger743 wrote:
I can't help but feel that if you could condense it down to three lines, and tattoo it on a pair of tits, some of these fellas might take more notice.
Folks, listen to Marcuso. This is all Very Good Advice and you can do yourself a lot of favours by at least reading it.
I can't help but feel that if you could condense it down to three lines, and tattoo it on a pair of tits, some of these fellas might take more notice.
Folks, listen to Marcuso. This is all Very Good Advice and you can do yourself a lot of favours by at least reading it.
And yours was a VERY good post too roger http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
As was Heathers http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
these are seriously good advice pages guys.....and from the perspective of both males and females, so do yourselves a really big favour and have a read...........you will gain a very good insight into how the minds of genuine swingers work
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Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 11:11 am
Posted: Wed Nov 3, 2004 11:11 am
Boynw24 wrote:
Marcuso, thanks for the insight. I have only just joined and may well have ended posting or doing some of the things that i shouldn't.
I'll try and stick to the advice, but if it doesn't work, you and me will be having words!
Marcuso, thanks for the insight. I have only just joined and may well have ended posting or doing some of the things that i shouldn't.
I'll try and stick to the advice, but if it doesn't work, you and me will be having words!
It will make you a better person to take this advise; a positive gain whatever way you look at it and you might get a few fu..s or looks or sucks along the way
Its the only way forward.
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Posted: Mon Nov 8, 2004 6:35 pm
Posted: Mon Nov 8, 2004 6:35 pm
bumping back to the top
just doing my service... lol
sean xxxxxxxx
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:21 pm
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:21 pm
Just doing my bumping duty to help the newbies out there.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:56 pm
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:56 pm
bumping back to top as some are still blind and lost there guide dogs
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:18 pm
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:18 pm
Hands up how many newbie blokes posting on this site would consider jumping off the high board at the local pool without first checking that the pool had been filled up? Anyone? None I bet.
So why so many of you insist on not looking around the forums first is just beyond my comprehension. It's obvious that there's either no thought process involved or it's just laziness on your behalf hence the vast number of "I wanna fuck today get in touch" posts.
So please take on board some of the advice available on this site before placing that first post. Make time to have a look around around the site and get yourselves known before making an arse of yourself posting stupid requests. You never know you may even find that the site will work for you. Oh and those that reply "well we all have to start somewhere" and "we're all new to this once" that's just an excuse for being lazy and not having looked around here before jumping in to post.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:55 am
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:55 am
another bump back to the top
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:54 am
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:54 am
secksy_cpl wrote:
very well said marcuso
one more thing to add
cock pics are not needed
very well said marcuso
one more thing to add
cock pics are not needed
Yeah, agreed and neither are pics of female genitalia *spelling*
Nothing irks me more, than a seemingly "good" photo ad, with a close-up shot of (could be the advertisers/probably not the advertisers) sex!
Both sexes...in fact, there are some tri-sexuals on here...All sexes, take heed!
Post subject: thanks
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:50 pm
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:50 pm
just been reading about what you all have to say about introductions and all that buisness .and yes it is a great help to get advice of other people so once again thankyou . oh and good things come to those who wait.
Post subject: Re: thanks
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:55 pm
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:55 pm
bigred wrote:
just been reading about what you all have to say about introductions and all that buisness .and yes it is a great help to get advice of other people so once again thankyou . oh and good things come to those who wait.
just been reading about what you all have to say about introductions and all that buisness .and yes it is a great help to get advice of other people so once again thankyou . oh and good things come to those who wait.
OMG - is this a newcomer actually readign the board and getting advice before posting!!!
Welcome mate and enjoy - hope you get what you're looking for!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 1, 2004 3:43 am
Posted: Wed Dec 1, 2004 3:43 am
our turn for the bump shift
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Posted: Wed Dec 1, 2004 5:51 pm
Posted: Wed Dec 1, 2004 5:51 pm
shameless bump,if any of you guys want to actually swing,then for fucks sake read this,
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Posted: Wed Dec 1, 2004 11:37 pm
Posted: Wed Dec 1, 2004 11:37 pm
Problem is there are two types of newcomer who come here. People who read around, who will find this excellent guide and several others, and read it and absorb it and post something very literate and charming. And those who don't, who wouldn't read this if it was surrounded by glowing gold stars and contained next week's winning lottery numbers, and post "HEY GOT DICK WANNA SHAG" thirty seconds after finding this place. And ironically, it's this second group who need to read this the most.
It's like those all-bran adverts. Nine our of ten people still aren't eating enough fibre... but the ones who watch the advert and start eating more bran are the one out of ten people who were eating enough fibre to begin with anyway. 
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