Meet Swingers
Can I Offer The Single Guys A Bit Of Advice?
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Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2004 1:44 pm
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2004 1:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2004 4:14 pm
Posted: Thu Dec 2, 2004 4:14 pm
roger743 wrote:
Problem is there are two types of newcomer who come here. People who read around, who will find this excellent guide and several others, and read it and absorb it and post something very literate and charming. And those who don't, who wouldn't read this if it was surrounded by glowing gold stars and contained next week's winning lottery numbers, and post "HEY GOT DICK WANNA SHAG" thirty seconds after finding this place. And ironically, it's this second group who need to read this the most.
It's like those all-bran adverts. Nine our of ten people still aren't eating enough fibre... but the ones who watch the advert and start eating more bran are the one out of ten people who were eating enough fibre to begin with anyway.
Problem is there are two types of newcomer who come here. People who read around, who will find this excellent guide and several others, and read it and absorb it and post something very literate and charming. And those who don't, who wouldn't read this if it was surrounded by glowing gold stars and contained next week's winning lottery numbers, and post "HEY GOT DICK WANNA SHAG" thirty seconds after finding this place. And ironically, it's this second group who need to read this the most.
It's like those all-bran adverts. Nine our of ten people still aren't eating enough fibre... but the ones who watch the advert and start eating more bran are the one out of ten people who were eating enough fibre to begin with anyway.
so true roger
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Posted: Fri Dec 3, 2004 4:50 pm
Posted: Fri Dec 3, 2004 4:50 pm
its friday,and all the one liner wannabees come out to play
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Posted: Fri Dec 3, 2004 4:58 pm
Posted: Fri Dec 3, 2004 4:58 pm
Hey can a newbie bump it.... 
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Posted: Fri Dec 3, 2004 7:50 pm
Posted: Fri Dec 3, 2004 7:50 pm
Just a gentle nudge to the top for our new friends!
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Posted: Sun Dec 5, 2004 11:26 pm
Posted: Sun Dec 5, 2004 11:26 pm
Just for Kent-man - take a look and see what you think!
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:10 pm
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:10 pm
Page 4 !!! eh we can't expect our new friend to have to dig around for this sort of information!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:55 pm
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:55 pm
AndyS-NE wrote:
Page 4 !!! eh we can't expect our new friend to have to dig around for this sort of information!!
Page 4 !!! eh we can't expect our new friend to have to dig around for this sort of information!!
Just bumping it up for the new guys
Marcuso
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:52 pm
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:52 pm
Spot On
The best things come to those who wait (unless they strike lucky earlier of course !!)
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:13 pm
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 9:09 pm
Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 9:09 pm
bump...
since some people could do with some advice
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Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 10:54 pm
Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 10:54 pm
Best bit of advice I've had since joining here!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 11:32 pm
Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 11:32 pm
marcuso your a genius as per usual. most will know me as slip69 from chatroom, i havn't bee on long but i know the guy is talking sence. i have only been to one meet so far but have a few others planned. as a single guy i found that travelling to meets and acctually TURNING UP does wonders, munches and parties r good because then people can see the face and sometimes body behind the name. i have found that whether it be in the chatroom or at a munch/party politness respect and manners go a long way, and are rewarded by the same in return. as for being pushy, thats a definate no-no!! all thjose i have had the pleasure of meeting have all become good friends and i enjoy many a long decent chat with. oh and 1 last piece of advice, don't ask 4 sex all the time guys, if the delightful lady is after sex she will ask you for it, not the other way round, and remember guys ALWAYS use a condom, no excuses........ i'm a bigger guy (trying not to sound bigheaded) and i have found condoms to fit so saying your too big for them is crap. have fun and BE SAFE!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 11:39 pm
Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 11:39 pm
very,very good thread.
Esential reading for all newbies,the advice is priceles.
Links well to the thread about "sponcer a newbie"
philg
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Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 11:41 pm
Posted: Wed Mar 2, 2005 11:41 pm
i suppose as every 1 else is doing it i'll bump too 
and just to say agen if you get a meet or an invite to a party or munch TURN UP!!!!!! 
if uyou can';t hen be curteous and let them know or you will be seen as a time waster and nobody will want you oh and as for ad's i had no replies but i still have had meets, it's called comunnication people lol lol lol
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Posted: Thu Mar 3, 2005 8:59 pm
Posted: Thu Mar 3, 2005 8:59 pm
Well said M8
All we need to do know is teach the ones who can't read how too!!!!!
Luv Alex DJ
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Posted: Thu Mar 3, 2005 9:13 pm
Posted: Thu Mar 3, 2005 9:13 pm
so true alex mate, but sometimes i just think guys get off on making total asses of them selves. and must love ladies saying no..... all i can think. 
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:04 pm
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:04 pm
Unashamedly giving this thread a BUMP
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:06 pm
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:06 pm
Marcuso
Did you not read this:-?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:18 pm
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:18 pm
Sarah wrote:
Marcuso
Did you not read this:-?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html
Marcuso
Did you not read this:-?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html
OH sh*t
Sorry about that Sarah. The only excuse I can make is that my computer had gone tits-up last week, so I didn't read much at all.
Please don't
me too hard. I'm a devout coward
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