

get out of bed you lazy bint and get the bleeding kettle on!
such nice friends i have
Can't wait to have you sitting on my cock again lol
please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING

My last text was from an old school friend who I have not seen for over 20 years and who I am going out for a drink with tonight.
Im all excited and nervous as well ![]()
OMG NWC, i met an old boyfried from when i was 12 on facebook on last monday night (havent seen him in over 22 years) By the time the weekend came, we were having cyber and text sex every day
mmmmmmmm to dirty texts
this is my last text (and it was from him) mid morning "morning sugarlips, hows you today, Im in work and im hot and I wish i was fucking you in a swimming pool right now" 
'get here right now you kinky bastit, I need a jolly good rimming!'
oh dear, I've mistakenly picked up the Boss's phone again
lp
9.000 people are makin love rite now 2.000 are kissing 1000 are geting oural and 1 sad fucker is readin a txt u hang in there
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A text inviting me to a social gathering I would LOVE to attend but can't possibly from a long standing and well loved (and well snogged) bloke and his partner. I miss them here and will miss them there too!
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My last one was from my bruv telling me he got home ok. Last Monday.
No one loves me ![]()
'Are year six really going to have a water fight?'
Mine was from a pal saying well done for passing another assignment! and get this..... my passmark was equivalent to a 2:1... 



not long! 


not long!