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Mistress_39 wrote:

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'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'

.................maybe it was a wrong number icon_twisted.gif


That was mine from months ago icon_eek.gif







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Nope definitely not you Sassy lol

We have been wicked with this sexy lady and she had more than just coffee hee hee............


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get out of bed you lazy bint and get the bleeding kettle on! icon_rolleyes.gif such nice friends i have


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Can't wait to have you sitting on my cock again lol


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please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING icon_smile.gif eeek.gif


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My last text was from an old school friend who I have not seen for over 20 years and who I am going out for a drink with tonight.

Im all excited and nervous as well icon_redface.gif


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OMG NWC, i met an old boyfried from when i was 12 on facebook on last monday night (havent seen him in over 22 years) By the time the weekend came, we were having cyber and text sex every day icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

mmmmmmmm to dirty texts icon_biggrin.gif

this is my last text (and it was from him) mid morning "morning sugarlips, hows you today, Im in work and im hot and I wish i was fucking you in a swimming pool right now" hump.gif


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'get here right now you kinky bastit, I need a jolly good rimming!'



oh dear, I've mistakenly picked up the Boss's phone again
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9.000 people are makin love rite now 2.000 are kissing 1000 are geting oural and 1 sad fucker is readin a txt u hang in there icon_sad.gif ............... icon_rolleyes.gif


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A text inviting me to a social gathering I would LOVE to attend but can't possibly from a long standing and well loved (and well snogged) bloke and his partner. I miss them here and will miss them there too!


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My last one was from my bruv telling me he got home ok. Last Monday.

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'Are year six really going to have a water fight?'


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firelizard wrote:

My last one was from my bruv telling me he got home ok. Last Monday.

No one loves me icon_lol.gif


icon_lol.gif or me!

FB - giving up sending texts.


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Mine was from a pal saying well done for passing another assignment! and get this..... my passmark was equivalent to a 2:1... bounce.gif


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Freckledbird wrote:



icon_lol.gif or me!

FB - giving up sending texts.


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helnheaven wrote:

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icon_lol.gif or me!

FB - giving up sending texts.


icon_rolleyes.gif smackbottom.gif

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OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one! icon_lol.gif


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X_fanny_x wrote:

please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING icon_smile.gif eeek.gif


I sooooo bet I know who that was from giggle.gif


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Freckledbird wrote:



OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one! icon_lol.gif





Well.......



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Steve wrote:

Freckledbird wrote:



OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one! icon_lol.gif





Well.......



How long was it giggle.gif


smackbottom.gif not long! icon_lol.gif


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winchwench wrote:

X_fanny_x wrote:

please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING icon_smile.gif eeek.gif


I sooooo bet I know who that was from giggle.gif


i bet ya do to rascal.gif


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Freckledbird wrote:

Steve wrote:

Freckledbird wrote:



OK then - not initiating any text conversations - see how long it takes for someone else to initiate one! icon_lol.gif





Well.......



How long was it giggle.gif


smackbottom.gif not long! icon_lol.gif






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