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winchwench
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From a site member asking "How are you guys?"

Lovely gesture, as he's been away for a while....

but at 3.50 AM!!!! icon_evil.gif

My windows sidebar now reads "45days, 8 hours, 24 mins 42 seconds 'til I kick Pete_SW's arse!"

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meeting a site member for coffee in morrissons



'i am by the alcohol aisle lol x'


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redpantherman wrote:

...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...

...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!

icon_confused.gif But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!


If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off hump.gif

That will learn her! giggle.gif


Teach her!


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Freckledbird wrote:

redpantherman wrote:

...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...

...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!

icon_confused.gif But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!


If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off hump.gif

That will learn her! giggle.gif


Teach her!

Can yas learn me 'owta tawk proppa lady?




I love a good oral lesson I do!


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Honey, you're beyond help! kiss.gif


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My last text was ---- I can't believe you got dressed walked out & left me in this state.


MR-FB
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Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping' icon_eek.gif ( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle


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MR-FB wrote:

Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping' icon_eek.gif ( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle


What is it with you men? You get the offer of a pressie and moan about it giggle.gif


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icon_eek.gif More worried about the one my son just received from someone off here - our son has MrFB's old sim card!


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Freckledbird wrote:

icon_eek.gif More worried about the one my son just received from someone off here - our son has MrFB's old sim card!



eeeeek! icon_confused.gif