winchwench

Joined: 13 Nov 2005
Posts: 6359
Location: S.E kent
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:36 pm
From a site member asking "How are you guys?"
Lovely gesture, as he's been away for a while....
but at 3.50 AM!!!!
My windows sidebar now reads "45days, 8 hours, 24 mins 42 seconds 'til I kick Pete_SW's arse!"

earthchild

Joined: 16 Dec 2005
Posts: 2615
Location: Hartlepool
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:44 pm
meeting a site member for coffee in morrissons
'i am by the alcohol aisle lol x'
redpantherman

Joined: 20 Dec 2005
Posts: 2654
Location: It's a London thing!
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:16 pm
Freckledbird wrote:redpantherman wrote:...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...
...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!

But I'm not a boob guy I txt'd in my reply!
If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off
That will learn her!

Teach her!
Can yas learn me 'owta tawk proppa lady?
I love a good oral lesson I do!
winchwench

Joined: 13 Nov 2005
Posts: 6359
Location: S.E kent
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:44 pm
Honey, you're beyond help! 
Saffy
Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 154
Location: Beds
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:22 pm
My last text was ---- I can't believe you got dressed walked out & left me in this state.
MR-FB
Joined: 2 Feb 2005
Posts: 123
Location:
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:44 pm
Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping'
( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle
helnheaven

Joined: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 2863
Location: Middle bit
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:05 pm
MR-FB wrote:Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping'

( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle
What is it with you men? You get the offer of a pressie and moan about it
Freckledbird

Joined: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 15485
Location:
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:11 pm
More worried about the one my son just received from someone off here - our son has MrFB's old sim card!