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Post subject:
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:12 pm
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:12 pm
winchwench wrote:
People stating the bleedin obvious, as I found out last week......
Having been for a walk along the beach, we were walking the home stretch through a small seaside town. I had a 6' long piece of driftwood over my shoulder.
A very hunky guy came out of the gift shop we paused outside of, and remarked "Nice wood"
Methinks >"You show me yours...."<
Then he says "Did you find it on the beach?"
Methinks >"Fuck off, you're boring me now"<
Okay, so I have a very short attention span!
People stating the bleedin obvious, as I found out last week......
Having been for a walk along the beach, we were walking the home stretch through a small seaside town. I had a 6' long piece of driftwood over my shoulder.
A very hunky guy came out of the gift shop we paused outside of, and remarked "Nice wood"
Methinks >"You show me yours...."<
Then he says "Did you find it on the beach?"
Methinks >"Fuck off, you're boring me now"<
Okay, so I have a very short attention span!
Your a harsh woman.....
Bloody funny mind.....but still harsh
Post subject:
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:13 pm
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:13 pm
HJ wrote:
My advice would be to persevere Nola -- whatever turned you on to this person in the first place will probably shine through ..
My advice would be to persevere Nola -- whatever turned you on to this person in the first place will probably shine through ..
Yeeeeaaaah.... see that's what I probably should do.
But as I said, I can be fickle! At the mo, am not sure...
Post subject: Re: What puts you off?
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:29 pm
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:29 pm
Ive just decided Im never going to have a phone conversation with any potential meets
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:41 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:41 pm
flower411 wrote:
You mean you missed the opportunity to say
" Yeah, I often pop down to the beach looking for wood"
winchwench wrote:
People stating the bleedin obvious, as I found out last week......
Having been for a walk along the beach, we were walking the home stretch through a small seaside town. I had a 6' long piece of driftwood over my shoulder.
A very hunky guy came out of the gift shop we paused outside of, and remarked "Nice wood"
Methinks >"You show me yours...."<
Then he says "Did you find it on the beach?"
Methinks >"Fuck off, you're boring me now"<
Okay, so I have a very short attention span!
People stating the bleedin obvious, as I found out last week......
Having been for a walk along the beach, we were walking the home stretch through a small seaside town. I had a 6' long piece of driftwood over my shoulder.
A very hunky guy came out of the gift shop we paused outside of, and remarked "Nice wood"
Methinks >"You show me yours...."<
Then he says "Did you find it on the beach?"
Methinks >"Fuck off, you're boring me now"<
Okay, so I have a very short attention span!
You mean you missed the opportunity to say
" Yeah, I often pop down to the beach looking for wood"
Or
"It was only a twig till I started stroking it"
or
"This is my pet plank, it goes everywhere with me"
or
"Have you seen a very big dog?"
or
"I'm in training for the Highland game"
I tend not to like to have a first conversation with people over the phone because your perseption of someone from their voice can be so wrong. I sound exactly like my Mum on the phone.
H.x
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:33 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:33 pm
Track suits and foot ball shirts 
Its each to their won really isn't it, its ok people saying it shouldn't matter what people look like etc but the simple fact to some digree it does to all of us
Post subject:
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:48 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:48 pm
noladreams30 wrote:
Just for the record, it wasn't actually his accent. It was more the fact that in my head I had imagined he would have quite a deep, gruff, sexy voice....
He doesn't.
And so my mental picture is kinda shattered... and now I'm put off.
I am horribly fickle aren't I???
Just for the record, it wasn't actually his accent. It was more the fact that in my head I had imagined he would have quite a deep, gruff, sexy voice....
He doesn't.
And so my mental picture is kinda shattered... and now I'm put off.
I am horribly fickle aren't I???Er indoors says i've got a deep gruff sexy voice
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:53 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:53 pm
MR-FB wrote:
Er indoors says i've got a deep gruff sexy voice
noladreams30 wrote:
Just for the record, it wasn't actually his accent. It was more the fact that in my head I had imagined he would have quite a deep, gruff, sexy voice....
He doesn't.
And so my mental picture is kinda shattered... and now I'm put off.
I am horribly fickle aren't I???
Just for the record, it wasn't actually his accent. It was more the fact that in my head I had imagined he would have quite a deep, gruff, sexy voice....
He doesn't.
And so my mental picture is kinda shattered... and now I'm put off.
I am horribly fickle aren't I???Er indoors says i've got a deep gruff sexy voice
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Post subject:
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:56 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:56 pm
Hmmm, when I worked (briefly) for a marketing firm, the boss told me I had a persuasive manner and voice on the phone - maybe I should give more people here my number. 
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:00 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:00 pm
noladreams30 wrote:
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Anything to oblige
Post subject:
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:32 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:32 pm
MR-FB wrote:
Anything to oblige
noladreams30 wrote:
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Anything to oblige
ooo err...
Post subject:
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:38 pm
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:38 pm
noladreams30 wrote:
ooo err...
MR-FB wrote:
Anything to oblige
noladreams30 wrote:
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Anything to oblige
ooo err... Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
Post subject: Re: What puts you off?
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:47 am
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:47 am
noladreams30 wrote:
I have just chatted to someone on the phone for the first time after chatting online for a while. Unfortunately, they sound nothing like I imagined them to. This has kinda put me off meeting them...
Is that silly? Can a voice be a turn-off?
Have you been in a similar situation with a potential meet only to be turned off by something?
Nola x
I have just chatted to someone on the phone for the first time after chatting online for a while. Unfortunately, they sound nothing like I imagined them to. This has kinda put me off meeting them...
Is that silly? Can a voice be a turn-off?
Have you been in a similar situation with a potential meet only to be turned off by something?
Nola x
sit on his face... you wont hear him talk then
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:53 am
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:53 am
Freckledbird wrote:
I sound horrible on the 'phone
I sound horrible on the 'phone
Everyone thinks they sound bad on the phone. I cringe when I come home and hear the answer phone messages I've sometimes left for the kids......... I've been told I sound like a camp Gary Lineker
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:35 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:35 pm
helnheaven wrote:
Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
noladreams30 wrote:
ooo err...
MR-FB wrote:
Anything to oblige
noladreams30 wrote:
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Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
[
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Anything to oblige
ooo err... Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
I'll come with you both!!
Post subject:
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:36 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:36 pm
I read this thread and it made me giggle I remember when I was meeting Rich for the first time we had only spoken on line and didn't speak on the phone until the day we were meeting, when he phoned I was gutted he sounded very posh and english I was all set to cancelle So glad I didn't.
Love you Rich xxxxxxxxxxxx
Post subject:
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:00 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:00 pm
H-x wrote:
I sound exactly like my Mum on the phone.
H.x
I sound exactly like my Mum on the phone.
H.x
Thank god its not just me. The times Ive stopped midflow cos I can hear my Mother!
Post subject:
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:20 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:20 pm
Dizzy_DonnaCouple wrote:
I read this thread and it made me giggle I remember when I was meeting Rich for the first time we had only spoken on line and didn't speak on the phone until the day we were meeting, when he phoned I was gutted he sounded very posh and english I was all set to cancelle So glad I didn't.
Love you Rich xxxxxxxxxxxx
I read this thread and it made me giggle I remember when I was meeting Rich for the first time we had only spoken on line and didn't speak on the phone until the day we were meeting, when he phoned I was gutted he sounded very posh and english I was all set to cancelle
So glad I didn't.
Love you Rich xxxxxxxxxxxx
Awwwww - that's a nice tale.
Does it mean I have to be all sensible and not fickle then!?!?!
Post subject:
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:54 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:54 pm
i used to be able to talk just like my best friend from school when on the phone. it worked out very well for her as she used to get me to call her boy friends and finish with them for her! 
we used to have quite alot of fun with it actually 
whips
Post subject:
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:13 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:13 pm
Sarah wrote:
I'll come with you both!!
helnheaven wrote:
Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
noladreams30 wrote:
ooo err...
MR-FB wrote:
Anything to oblige
noladreams30 wrote:
[
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
[
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Anything to oblige
ooo err... Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
I'll come with you both!!
The more the merrier
Post subject:
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:35 pm
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:35 pm
helnheaven wrote:
The more the merrier
Sarah wrote:
I'll come with you both!!
helnheaven wrote:
Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
noladreams30 wrote:
ooo err...
MR-FB wrote:
Anything to oblige
noladreams30 wrote:
[
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
[
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!
Anything to oblige
ooo err... Let me know when you two have got a room then Mrs FB and me can go out on the town
I'll come with you both!!
The more the merrier
Girly night out!
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