Sassy-Seren wrote:
A very nice vanilla date this afternoon. Pity it has to end as I'm working later
A very nice vanilla date this afternoon. Pity it has to end as I'm working later
Details tomorrow please madam
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Terence Trent D'Arby - I'd forgotten what a great voice he has. I love Last FM. 
Sassy-Seren wrote:
You mean you can hear him above all that buzzing?
noladreams30 wrote:
Terence Trent D'Arby - I'd forgotten what a great voice he has. I love Last FM.
Terence Trent D'Arby - I'd forgotten what a great voice he has. I love Last FM.
You mean you can hear him above all that buzzing?
Oi
A rearranged date 
The amazing generosity of certain people - you know who you are! Their readiness to help a friend goes beyond the normal limits of friendship and proves that people really DO have hearts.
I'm choked at their response and very humbled by their kindness. You really are wonderful, thank you
I'm choked at their response and very humbled by their kindness. You really are wonderful, thank you
This made me smile >>>>
JACK AND JILL
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.'
JACK AND JILL
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.'
I baby sat for 2 of my nephews last night, one six months and the other aged 2 and I totally loved it 
I am also still giggling at the mess I got into trying to do up the little ones babygro! I forgot just how fiddly they are to do 
Poor little mite had his arms stuck in the legs and everything before I finally figured it 
Ohh and the thought of a phone call I will be receiving later
I am also still giggling at the mess I got into trying to do up the little ones babygro! I forgot just how fiddly they are to do Poor little mite had his arms stuck in the legs and everything before I finally figured it
Ohh and the thought of a phone call I will be receiving later
I have a huge roast to prepare tommorrow...for 12
There is a nice bar of choccie in the fridge for later.
My son has just run in to tell me something and he has a large black smudge on the end of his nose....so sweet
...and I'm having a quick
moment because of something we are doing next weekend.
All is right with my world....at least until someone is wrong on the internet
There is a nice bar of choccie in the fridge for later.
My son has just run in to tell me something and he has a large black smudge on the end of his nose....so sweet
...and I'm having a quick
moment because of something we are doing next weekend.
All is right with my world....at least until someone is wrong on the internet
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Finding the paper part of my driving license which I've been searching the house top to bottom for for days because I have a test tomorrow.
