A joke my boyfriend just sent me.....
An elderly Welsh man is on his deathbed when he notices a wonderful aroma and realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite Welsh cakes.
He finds the strength to drag himslef to the kitchen and as he reaches his frail, withered hand up to the table he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden spoon as his wife barks 'Fuck off, they're for the funeral'
