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lyns wrote:
My nan and gramps have been married for 52 years today
My nan and gramps have been married for 52 years today
Awwww that's lovely
lyns wrote:
My nan and gramps have been married for 52 years today
My nan and gramps have been married for 52 years today
For Nan and Gramps Lyns! I got some good feedback today. 
Oh, so you want verification when it is GOOD do you eh? Typical... Mutter, grump, groan, whine, wheedle, Waddle, Lineker, Beardsley...
My good news is that today, I didn't stub my toe against the front door while opening it to a tardily dressed Jehovah's witness with Halitosis and a strange side parting that even Richard Whiteley would not have accepeted sartorially. Who then turned out to be my long lost, better looking and more elegant brother.
Sometimes, you have to be thankful for the small things.
My good news is that today, I didn't stub my toe against the front door while opening it to a tardily dressed Jehovah's witness with Halitosis and a strange side parting that even Richard Whiteley would not have accepeted sartorially. Who then turned out to be my long lost, better looking and more elegant brother.
Sometimes, you have to be thankful for the small things.
Resonance wrote:
Oh, so you want verification when it is GOOD do you eh? Typical... Mutter, grump, groan, whine, wheedle, Waddle, Lineker, Beardsley...
My good news is that today, I didn't stub my toe against the front door while opening it to a tardily dressed Jehovah's witness with Halitosis and a strange side parting that even Richard Whiteley would not have accepeted sartorially. Who then turned out to be my long lost, better looking and more elegant brother.
Sometimes, you have to be thankful for the small things.
Oh, so you want verification when it is GOOD do you eh? Typical... Mutter, grump, groan, whine, wheedle, Waddle, Lineker, Beardsley...
My good news is that today, I didn't stub my toe against the front door while opening it to a tardily dressed Jehovah's witness with Halitosis and a strange side parting that even Richard Whiteley would not have accepeted sartorially. Who then turned out to be my long lost, better looking and more elegant brother.
Sometimes, you have to be thankful for the small things.
Should we expect the "Give thanks for Resonance's Manhood" thread tonight, or tommorrow?
Witchy wrote:
Should we expect the "Give thanks for Resonance's Manhood" thread tonight, or tommorrow?
Resonance wrote:
Oh, so you want verification when it is GOOD do you eh? Typical... Mutter, grump, groan, whine, wheedle, Waddle, Lineker, Beardsley...
My good news is that today, I didn't stub my toe against the front door while opening it to a tardily dressed Jehovah's witness with Halitosis and a strange side parting that even Richard Whiteley would not have accepeted sartorially. Who then turned out to be my long lost, better looking and more elegant brother.
Sometimes, you have to be thankful for the small things.
Oh, so you want verification when it is GOOD do you eh? Typical... Mutter, grump, groan, whine, wheedle, Waddle, Lineker, Beardsley...
My good news is that today, I didn't stub my toe against the front door while opening it to a tardily dressed Jehovah's witness with Halitosis and a strange side parting that even Richard Whiteley would not have accepeted sartorially. Who then turned out to be my long lost, better looking and more elegant brother.
Sometimes, you have to be thankful for the small things.
Should we expect the "Give thanks for Resonance's Manhood" thread tonight, or tommorrow?
Thanks?!?
Personally I'd go for a letter of complaint...
Dear Creator,
it is with regret that I find it necessary to write to you. Unfortunately, it would seem that the equipment you provided me with has left me, well, ill equipped. I do believe that under the consumer protection act, my wife has cause to ask for a refund.
I would like to give you the opporchancity (TM) to rectify this matter before we demand a complete replacement. Should I awake tomorrow with the face of George Clooney, the body of a young Clint Eastwood and a penis which would make Ron Jeremy cower in the shower- I will take the matter no further.
I trust that now I have bought this matter to your attention, we can deal with the situation amicably and there will be no need for me to involve Watchdog.
Yours sincerely,
Resonance.
Aka Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
There you go- a template
it is with regret that I find it necessary to write to you. Unfortunately, it would seem that the equipment you provided me with has left me, well, ill equipped. I do believe that under the consumer protection act, my wife has cause to ask for a refund.
I would like to give you the opporchancity (TM) to rectify this matter before we demand a complete replacement. Should I awake tomorrow with the face of George Clooney, the body of a young Clint Eastwood and a penis which would make Ron Jeremy cower in the shower- I will take the matter no further.
I trust that now I have bought this matter to your attention, we can deal with the situation amicably and there will be no need for me to involve Watchdog.
Yours sincerely,
Resonance.
Aka Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
There you go- a template
Witchy wrote:
Dear Creator,
it is with regret that I find it necessary to write to you. Unfortunately, it would seem that the equipment you provided me with has left me, well, ill equipped. I do believe that under the consumer protection act, my wife has cause to ask for a refund.
I would like to give you the opporchancity (TM) to rectify this matter before we demand a complete replacement. Should I awake tomorrow with the face of George Clooney, the body of a young Clint Eastwood and a penis which would make Ron Jeremy cower in the shower- I will take the matter no further.
I trust that now I have bought this matter to your attention, we can deal with the situation amicably and there will be no need for me to involve Watchdog.
Yours sincerely,
Resonance.
Aka Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
There you go- a template
Dear Creator,
it is with regret that I find it necessary to write to you. Unfortunately, it would seem that the equipment you provided me with has left me, well, ill equipped. I do believe that under the consumer protection act, my wife has cause to ask for a refund.
I would like to give you the opporchancity (TM) to rectify this matter before we demand a complete replacement. Should I awake tomorrow with the face of George Clooney, the body of a young Clint Eastwood and a penis which would make Ron Jeremy cower in the shower- I will take the matter no further.
I trust that now I have bought this matter to your attention, we can deal with the situation amicably and there will be no need for me to involve Watchdog.
Yours sincerely,
Resonance.
Aka Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
There you go- a template
I need a "Secretary" just like in the film of the same name... I'm very impressed with your shorthand...
I was thinking along the lines of.
"Dear disembodied non-specific deity of no fixed abode, time, place or indeed specificity altogether. Indeed your very being I call into question, but for the sake of this letter I will refrain from doing so and simply call you... Geoff.
Well Geoff, my old mate. You supposedly made me. And you've fecked up on this one. The bits that are supposed to be large are small and vice versa! I have hair where I shouldn't and none where I should. I have the copacious sexual appetite of a Rhino in season and yet the pulling ability of a Pubic louse in a wetsuit and then to cap it all, you place me here on SH. Can I ask, do you just hate me or is there a grand plan to all of this.
And before you even mention it, no furtling way am I being strung up for Easter. I'll stick with the bunny's and Choccy eggs thanks very much. I don't even like having my bum smacked matey, so that heavy BDSM stuff is right out.
I know you don't do miracles but just one shag, occasionally, would be nice. If not I'll settle for a couple of photos... A PM?... A response?
Don't take offence, but really, everyone does all this praising and you do feck all really... You make Prince Andrew look hard working. So a bit of fun for me shouldn't strain you that much.
Oh and the Missus would like a big cock. I already know some huge knobs on here so I will pass her their names.
Anyway take care and remember no smiting! Well not until you've sorted out all the feck up's all over the world that are being caused in your name. Start there with the dingbats and I'll be way down your list probably after Jeffery Archer and Simon Cowell.
Tata for ever!
Res
Not much in all honesty, until I opened a lovely message on here that was sent with timing so perfect it's uncanny... Someone might be a little bit psychic 
Steven Gerrard Fernando Torres
In fact, just European nights at Anfield full stop.
Rock on!
Rock on!
having got back from my jaunt on monday night feeling exhausted but very fulfilled with the memory of a man on a hill with his cock out for all to see 
etched into my mind for eternity!
the fact that the line 'did i ever tell you......' will make me giggle for the rest of my life.
having a friend who has the ability to make me feel great even when i'm feeling bad. my man you truely are the moon; a shining light in a dark sky
a beautiful silver seahorse with a green Amber belly.
trystin' fingers.....
all in all, alot to smile about!
whips
etched into my mind for eternity!
the fact that the line 'did i ever tell you......' will make me giggle for the rest of my life.
having a friend who has the ability to make me feel great even when i'm feeling bad. my man you truely are the moon; a shining light in a dark sky
a beautiful silver seahorse with a green Amber belly.
trystin' fingers.....
all in all, alot to smile about!
whips
