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13th Mar 2009 - 6:43am
travlinmanukok's AvatartravlinmanukokGodlike
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Dirtygirly wrote:

I have a violin I'm about to restore? Does that help? giggle.gif


*has no idea what the joke is*



sound like a fiddle goin on to me icon_wink.gif icon_wink.gif




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13th Mar 2009 - 10:06am
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a early morning fone call which woke me with a huge grin and made me tingly ty darlin
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:09pm
anais's AvataranaisSite Moderator
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All the Red Nose Day piccies giggle.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:14pm
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anais wrote:

All the Red Nose Day piccies giggle.gif


icon_biggrin.gif Did you by any chance watch the Alan Sugar Red Nose Apprentice last night? now that made me smile... unbelieveable I know but I smiled!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:18pm
anais's AvataranaisSite Moderator
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jaymar wrote:

anais wrote:

All the Red Nose Day piccies giggle.gif


icon_biggrin.gif Did you by any chance watch the Alan Sugar Red Nose Apprentice last night? now that made me smile... unbelievable I know but I smiled!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


Oh nooooo - I missed it. Forgot it was on!! Shall see if its on TV demand thing. Thanks for saying kiss.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:24pm
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An unexpected night off from work tonight happy.gif bounce.gif icon_mrgreen.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:26pm
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spending an hour going through invoices and then adding it up and realising how much I'm owed bounce.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:33pm
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The thought of riding something thrilling, sooner than expected icon_mrgreen.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:44pm
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Two weeks to go bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 4:46pm
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lyns wrote:

Two weeks to go bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif


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13th Mar 2009 - 5:39pm
janemcc's AvatarjanemccBoy, can I type!
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jaymar wrote:

lyns wrote:

Two weeks to go bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif


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damn work
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 7:29pm
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Witchy wrote:

The thought of riding something thrilling, sooner than expected icon_mrgreen.gif


I take it we're not talking bikes or horses here? giggle.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 7:39pm
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A card in the post! inlove.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 10:19pm
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I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 10:24pm
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splendid_ wrote:

I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.



ooo how lovely what sort are you getting?
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 10:26pm
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bouncy332 wrote:

splendid_ wrote:

I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.



ooo how lovely what sort are you getting?


a one called Helen icon_wink.gif
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 11:09pm
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splendid_ wrote:

I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.


Do they like it hot? fiery hot??
 

 

13th Mar 2009 - 11:30pm
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splendid_ wrote:

I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.


Can she be your new avatar so we can all admire her?
 

 

15th Mar 2009 - 8:22am
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Seeing the low lying mist over the fields and glorious sunshine as I was driving home from work at 7am icon_biggrin.gif

and finding out Blue Man Group are playing Cardiff in May!!!! I just GOTTA get tickets for that!!! bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif
 

 

15th Mar 2009 - 10:41am
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You're gonna think this is a bit of a strange one as the story doesn't seem like it's a 'smile today' story lol

My youngest lad has been going through a bit of a biting stage, which until today I thought had come to an end as he bit my oldest son.

After telling him off and a spell on the naughty step we all have a talk about it to say how wrong it is etc... where my oldest lad of 5 yrs, the biten one, came out with this:

"Mammy... why don't we let him kiss lots of girls, then his teeth will get wobbly and he won't be able to bite again"
 
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