The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)

hitting the 40,000 word mark on the book im trying to write lol

and that's impressive!

I got a hug!

Somone sending me a threatening PM and when I've replied asking them to keep out of my PM box it would appear I've been 'blocked'. How funny, I must scare them.


Class.

You are scary! Especially with Al Capone by your side

Well I didnt quite know how to tell you

Al Capone's a dirty bugger!

This email sent to mebe my sister
That is just NOT true !!!!!! Entirely !!!!

MEN VERSUS WOMEN AT THE ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
Machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
Vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
Outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed
Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
Excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
Inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
Slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES
Who can handle it.. And they need a laugh, too!

Remember! A lady sent it to me. MAY BE!! She was laughing,too.

Eggs

and pictures of boys in their pants Defo worth smiling about!