Meet Swingers

Site Stats

Members:
1,355,977
Online Now:
2,866
Msgs Sent:
154,953,543
Photo Ads:
724,001
User Pics:
562,926
Video Chat:
686

 

1st May 2009 - 10:13pm
meat2pleaseu's Avatarmeat2pleaseuGodlike
Joined:
16 Jun 2005
Posts:
6329
Location:
10 pixels up from
here
ProfilePM
No... I still have two legs, one is just a bit fucked. icon_cry.gif

therethere.gif


Filthy PM's welcomed! rascal.gif

i'd never dream of sending such filth whistling.gif

Last edited by on 1st May 2009 - 10:33pm; edited 1 time in total

 

1st May 2009 - 10:25pm
's Avatar
Joined:
1 Jan 1970
Posts:
Location:
-
ProfilePM
funny PM's icon_lol.gif

 

1st May 2009 - 10:25pm
poshkate's AvatarposhkateSite Moderator
Joined:
22 Feb 2006
Posts:
3253
Location:
-
ProfilePM
Dirtygirly wrote:



Still... I can go home tonight and not go back over the door until Tuesday! The only problem is, I think my mojo has come back and I'm now rifling through the ads looking at big cocks and I suspect that's just a bigger torment! icon_rolleyes.gif

Filthy PM's welcomed! rascal.gif


So long as you're happy to accommodate then you could be in for a fun weekend at home icon_twisted.gif icon_wink.gif

 

1st May 2009 - 10:54pm
Cherrytree's AvatarCherrytreeGodlike
Joined:
29 Jun 2005
Posts:
3224
Location:
-
ProfilePM
My new avatar makes me chuckle

 

1st May 2009 - 11:06pm
Ms_Whips's AvatarMs_WhipsGodlike
Joined:
27 Mar 2008
Posts:
3158
Location:
here of course!
ProfilePM
Cherrytree wrote:

My new avatar makes me chuckle


you know cherry it made me chuckle too but only because i didn't see it for what it is to start with. i was so busy looking at the beak trying to figure out what it was that i just didn't see the whole thing. too sleep depraved i think.

whips

 

1st May 2009 - 11:14pm
Dirtygirly's AvatarDirtygirly
Joined:
2 Nov 2006
Posts:
7022
Location:
Home
ProfilePM
meat2pleaseu wrote:

No... I still have two legs, one is just a bit fucked. icon_cry.gif

therethere.gif


Filthy PM's welcomed! rascal.gif

i'd never dream of sending such filth whistling.gif


Course not... and I don't have a big bum! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_wink.gif

poshkate wrote:

Dirtygirly wrote:



Still... I can go home tonight and not go back over the door until Tuesday! The only problem is, I think my mojo has come back and I'm now rifling through the ads looking at big cocks and I suspect that's just a bigger torment! icon_rolleyes.gif

Filthy PM's welcomed! rascal.gif


So long as you're happy to accommodate then you could be in for a fun weekend at home icon_twisted.gif icon_wink.gif


OMG! Are you kidding me? They'd get battered to death with a crutch if they came anywhere near my cankle!!! icon_lol.gif

 

1st May 2009 - 11:18pm
varca's AvatarvarcaGodlike
Joined:
20 Jul 2006
Posts:
3824
Location:
Not in Kansas
anymore
ProfilePM
The totally, thoroughly enjoyable, yet debauched silliness of going to the gym with a very good friend, learning how to box, having a full gym workout and then going to the pub and enjoying toffee ale icon_smile.gif, a glass of cabernet sauvignon followed by a 2 course meal at a fab french restaurant accompanied by a very yummy bottle of Chilian Merlot and talking about anything and everything from logs, Tecumseh and General Lee to Antarctic expeditions icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

Last edited by on 1st May 2009 - 11:21pm; edited 1 time in total

 

1st May 2009 - 11:19pm
meat2pleaseu's Avatarmeat2pleaseuGodlike
Joined:
16 Jun 2005
Posts:
6329
Location:
10 pixels up from
here
ProfilePM
Dirtygirly wrote:

meat2pleaseu wrote:

No... I still have two legs, one is just a bit fucked. icon_cry.gif

therethere.gif


Filthy PM's welcomed! rascal.gif

i'd never dream of sending such filth whistling.gif


Course not... and I don't have a big bum! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_wink.gif


If my memory is correct (cos it's been way too long since i saw you last) you have a perfectly delicious derriere lickface.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 9:04am
noladreams's AvatarnoladreamsSite Moderator
Joined:
15 Jun 2006
Posts:
9759
Location:
Nolaville
ProfilePM
Hot boys bounce.gif

Cheeky PMs bounce.gif

And the promise of filth to follow! bounce.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 9:11am
Freckledbird's AvatarFreckledbirdGodlike
Joined:
3 Jun 2004
Posts:
17701
Location:
-
ProfilePM
My son telling me that his dad's g/f stinks - apparently someone in work said it the other day when she walked past. icon_lol.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 9:54am
Witchy's AvatarWitchyGodlike
Joined:
24 Dec 2008
Posts:
1703
Location:
Hotel
Californification
ProfilePM
Sex-on-legs neighbour managing to embarrass me with the word "mammaries" icon_lol.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 4:11pm
splendid_'s Avatarsplendid_Godlike
Joined:
8 Apr 2006
Posts:
3858
Location:
worlass's bed
ProfilePM
finding empty packets of tables in my son's room icon_eek.gif

and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. icon_rolleyes.gif (that I bought him)

 

2nd May 2009 - 4:47pm
Dirtygirly's AvatarDirtygirly
Joined:
2 Nov 2006
Posts:
7022
Location:
Home
ProfilePM
My home delivery shopping! giggle.gif

I've never had my shopping delivered before. I thought I'd make gingered chicken with noodles tonight but when you put in the weights, it doesn't really give you a lot of options when you order stuff like that on the website. icon_redface.gif

So I now have enough ginger to make gingered chicken for all of you! rotflmao.gif rotflmao.gif rotflmao.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 4:53pm
Reacher359's AvatarReacher359A slave to my art
Joined:
14 Jul 2006
Posts:
340
Location:
-
ProfilePM
Dirtygirly wrote:

My home delivery shopping! giggle.gif

I've never had my shopping delivered before. I thought I'd make gingered chicken with noodles tonight but when you put in the weights, it doesn't really give you a lot of options when you order stuff like that on the website. icon_redface.gif

So I now have enough ginger to make gingered chicken for all of you! rotflmao.gif rotflmao.gif rotflmao.gif



Count me in i'm hungary....i'll bring wine icon_biggrin.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 5:49pm
Witchy's AvatarWitchyGodlike
Joined:
24 Dec 2008
Posts:
1703
Location:
Hotel
Californification
ProfilePM
splendid_ wrote:

finding empty packets of tables in my son's room icon_eek.gif

and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. icon_rolleyes.gif (that I bought him)


Has he been to Ikea?

Reacher Wrote:

Quote:

Count me in i'm hungary....i'll bring wine icon_biggrin.gif


I'm Croatia, pleased to meet you!




Sorry- there must be something in the water!
icon_lol.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 5:51pm
splendid_'s Avatarsplendid_Godlike
Joined:
8 Apr 2006
Posts:
3858
Location:
worlass's bed
ProfilePM
Witchy wrote:

splendid_ wrote:

finding empty packets of tables in my son's room icon_eek.gif

and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. icon_rolleyes.gif (that I bought him)


Has he been to Ikea?



he he he... I was still a little tense when I wrote it. You know I meant tablets. rotflmao.gif

 

2nd May 2009 - 5:53pm
Witchy's AvatarWitchyGodlike
Joined:
24 Dec 2008
Posts:
1703
Location:
Hotel
Californification
ProfilePM
splendid_ wrote:

Witchy wrote:

splendid_ wrote:

finding empty packets of tables in my son's room icon_eek.gif

and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. icon_rolleyes.gif (that I bought him)


Has he been to Ikea?



he he he... I was still a little tense when I wrote it. You know I meant tablets. rotflmao.gif


'course you did. Keep taking the tablets- drop leaf or cantilever, either will be fine icon_wink.gif

 

3rd May 2009 - 10:08am
Sassy-Seren's AvatarSassy-SerenGodlike
Joined:
19 Feb 2006
Posts:
13217
Location:
-
ProfilePM
It's a lovely day and I'm off for a good walk up the hill with my bestest mate. icon_biggrin.gif

 

3rd May 2009 - 10:10am
vodka_babe22uk's Avatarvodka_babe22ukGodlike
Joined:
24 Aug 2003
Posts:
2867
Location:
south coast
portsmouth
ProfilePM
knowing that i only have 54 hrs to work before my hols up norf
and i cant wait to relax been a hell few night shifts lately

 

3rd May 2009 - 10:12am
noladreams's AvatarnoladreamsSite Moderator
Joined:
15 Jun 2006
Posts:
9759
Location:
Nolaville
ProfilePM
Shopping for stockings... and maybe shoes! happy.gif