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12th May 2009 - 6:33pm
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earthchild wrote:

the fact i am not back in work until 26th May

my new psycho, bolshy scared of nowt including my two other cats kitten called Poppy, aka hellcat

my ex boss meeting me for lunch for my birthday and continually saying, i cant believe you are 40! lol

cake toppers!

Earthy xxx


How many volunteers have you had to eat your pussy? icon_lol.gif
 

 

12th May 2009 - 10:22pm
__random_orbit__'s Avatar__random_orbit__Godlike
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if not a full tune, then a jingle?
lp
 

 

12th May 2009 - 10:23pm
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__random_orbit__ wrote:

if not a full tune, then a jingle?
lp


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I like that, welcome to the world little Jingle lol2.gif inlove.gif
 

 

13th May 2009 - 6:25pm
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Congrats westy! kiss.gif

My car is on ebay and it's going for WAY more than I expected!! bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif

Shoes and holidays!! icon_mrgreen.gif
 

 

13th May 2009 - 6:50pm
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thumbup.gif Nice one DG!
 

 

14th May 2009 - 2:34pm
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Finding out last night and again this morning that last weekend's squirting episode with new boyfriend wasn't a fluke icon_twisted.gif


I so need to get a mattress protector now icon_redface.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 6:29pm
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Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 6:31pm
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woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


Would that be before or after they have been to B&Q icon_biggrin.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 6:39pm
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Poetry. And talented people.

Humbling, really.

But all smile-inducing!
 

 

14th May 2009 - 7:08pm
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woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
 

 

14th May 2009 - 7:12pm
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davej wrote:

woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


You had to try it didn't you Dave? icon_rolleyes.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 7:14pm
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davej wrote:

A stippled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


Ah don't know Dave it could be classed as braille ah suppose and help those with bad eyesight out a lot. icon_lol.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 7:18pm
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fluff_n_stuff wrote:

davej wrote:

woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


You had to try it didn't you Dave? icon_rolleyes.gif


What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
 

 

14th May 2009 - 7:27pm
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davej wrote:

fluff_n_stuff wrote:

davej wrote:

woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


You had to try it didn't you Dave? icon_rolleyes.gif


What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.


Serves you right for being a cheapskate but the mother of the grandkids must have been thrilled with the hour's peace she got during the dot-to-dot session giggle.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 7:57pm
__random_orbit__'s Avatar__random_orbit__Godlike
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davej wrote:

fluff_n_stuff wrote:

davej wrote:

woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


You had to try it didn't you Dave? icon_rolleyes.gif


What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
would the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp
 

 

14th May 2009 - 8:36pm
fluff_n_stuff's Avatarfluff_n_stuffGodlike
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__random_orbit__ wrote:

davej wrote:

fluff_n_stuff wrote:

davej wrote:

woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


You had to try it didn't you Dave? icon_rolleyes.gif


What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
would the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp


Ewww that sounds gross icon_eek.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 8:41pm
__random_orbit__'s Avatar__random_orbit__Godlike
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once you pop, you can't stop.
so I'm told
lp
 

 

14th May 2009 - 8:45pm
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fluff_n_stuff wrote:

__random_orbit__ wrote:

davej wrote:

fluff_n_stuff wrote:

davej wrote:

woohoo wrote:

Passed a new car wash that had two signs.

Cars washed £4

Pensioner day Wednesday £2

Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.


You had to try it didn't you Dave? icon_rolleyes.gif


What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
would the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp


Ewww that sounds gross icon_eek.gif


It is gross, but worth about 400,000 hits on you tube. Lets not dismiss it.

A pressure washed, stiple rolled, body popping pensioner could make it onto Oprah.
 

 

14th May 2009 - 8:49pm
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Those pressure washing facilities at garages look an awful lot like bus shelters.

I can just imagine half-a dozen OAP's queued up waiting for the Number 3 only to discover it's a brisk soaping, wheel scrub and Turtle Wax. giggle.gif
 

 

14th May 2009 - 8:50pm
__random_orbit__'s Avatar__random_orbit__Godlike
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sounds good though, can I play?
lp
 
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