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29th Jul 2008 - 11:06pm
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winchwench wrote:

Firelizard wrote:

winchwench wrote:

Firelizard!

And, FYI madam- I once drank a whole carton of...
.....wait for it.....


Um Bongo!!!!

So I'm far better qualified to diagnose tropical diseases than you!

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Oi you!!!

Some of us in the world take being bitten on the toe by a giant maneating spider seriously you know icon_mad.gif

Especially 13 year old drama queens icon_wink.gif

and another thing until you have consumed Kia Ora with convincing regularity you will never be qualified in topical diseases icon_rolleyes.gif



I have neighbours with real spears, shrunken heads and all sorts of tropical scary things in the house. smug.gif And I know all the words to Club Tropicana.

Beat that, Kia Ora drinking wuss woman. icon_rolleyes.gif


Have they been to the doctors about that icon_confused.gif
 

 

29th Jul 2008 - 11:14pm
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D'ya know, I rephrased it so it didn't say that my neighbours had shrunken heads...because I just knew you'd have to do that. icon_rolleyes.gif





Hard to say the words "neighbours" and "head" in the same sentence without swooning. Damn, he's gorgeous. 6'2 of flirtatious, almost always half naked, charismatic Columbian sex god. And I like his wife. Harrumph.
 

 

29th Jul 2008 - 11:38pm
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29th Jul 2008 - 11:38pm
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30th Jul 2008 - 11:03am
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A PM from Cherry, which almost killed me. I've never before almost choked on a cornflake, and it's an experience I have no desire to repeat!

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30th Jul 2008 - 12:01pm
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winchwench wrote:

A PM from Cherry, which almost killed me. I've never before almost choked on a cornflake, and it's an experience I have no desire to repeat!

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30th Jul 2008 - 12:32pm
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I want a choke on my cornflakes PM.......

**flounce**
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30th Jul 2008 - 8:01pm
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Buying a jacket a size smaller than I have been for ages... bounce.gif The diet appears to be working!!!
 

 

30th Jul 2008 - 11:33pm
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Firelizard- gorgeous and mad, and with a nice little verge. Just turn up & pitch, apparantly!

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31st Jul 2008 - 1:30am
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winchwench wrote:

A PM from Cherry,


Now there's a coincidence inlove.gif bounce.gif
 

 

31st Jul 2008 - 1:57am
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Nowt!!!!!!! giggle.gif

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 

 

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31st Jul 2008 - 4:52am
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finding out someones ok bounce.gif even when they don't answer your texts smackbottom.gif
 

 

31st Jul 2008 - 6:46am
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Spending a wonderful couple of days away and had a fab time.
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Was that LP? icon_lol.gif
 

 

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31st Jul 2008 - 11:32am
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finding out someones ok bounce.gif even when they don't answer your texts smackbottom.gif


I was busy with my vanilla at the time poke.gif
 

 

31st Jul 2008 - 11:41am
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31st Jul 2008 - 12:01pm
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my very very firstest ever 'no nonsense, no beating around the bush, in your face "i'd like to meet you and fuck your brains out" PM from a gorgeous lady who i've been hankering after for a very long time.

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my GOD how bloody refreshing, lovely and endearing was that.

probably shouldn't have posted this but i just felt that it might induce others to do the same and then just maybe some actual real life shagging might ensue icon_rolleyes.gif













ahem, sorry icon_redface.gif normal services will resume as soon as I learn how to land cloud nine icon_wink.gif


oh and whinchy, don't even try ok? no threat or inducement will come close, discretion is my middle name so don't even go there flipa.gif
 

 

31st Jul 2008 - 12:38pm
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Pete_sw wrote:

my very very firstest ever 'no nonsense, no beating around the bush, in your face "i'd like to meet you and fuck your brains out" PM from a gorgeous lady who i've been hankering after for a very long time.

bounce.gif inlove.gif

my GOD how bloody refreshing, lovely and endearing was that.

probably shouldn't have posted this but i just felt that it might induce others to do the same and then just maybe some actual real life shagging might ensue icon_rolleyes.gif













ahem, sorry icon_redface.gif normal services will resume as soon as I learn how to land cloud nine icon_wink.gif


oh and whinchy, don't even try ok? no threat or inducement will come close, discretion is my middle name so don't even go there flipa.gif



Tough luck, cowboy........my agile mind's already there! rotflmao.gif


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31st Jul 2008 - 12:49pm
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my 5 year old writing me a letter all on his own with no prompting, copying or assistance....

I luv yoo mummee and about a gazillion kisses

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