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28th May 2009 - 10:25am
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It was raining yesterday and I was driving along the road. On the pavement, a black figure. Her black umbrella was tilted back, against the rain. Her black boots protected her feet and lower legs from the rain and splashes. Her tight black dress feel to just below the nee. Because it was tight there was a nine inch slash up the back. As she walked I glimpsed her leg. Step forward, leg. Next step coming level with the first foot, no leg. Moving forward, another glimpse of leg.

I pulled my eye back to the road, and had to smile.

 

28th May 2009 - 3:27pm
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I unplugged everything- moved everything across the room- plugged it back in- and it worked! First time! smug.gif There were at least 10 things that could have gone wrong- and the only glitch was needing to find an extender for the phone cable. That was in a tangle to put the spaghetti restraunt overlooking spaghetti junction on spaghetti fest week to shame, granted, but it's in now.


A minor achievement, perhaps. But 10 things that could potentially go wrong multiplied by a factor of Witchy usually = disaster.

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28th May 2009 - 3:55pm
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I can't stop smiling because I met someone nice through SH.

 

28th May 2009 - 4:09pm
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Buying myself a bike today. Just need to learn to ride the fucking thing now icon_confused.gif

 

28th May 2009 - 4:18pm
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Sassy-Seren wrote:

Buying myself a bike today. Just need to learn to ride the fucking thing now icon_confused.gif



Ooo - what ya gettin? icon_lol.gif

 

28th May 2009 - 4:26pm
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Mal wrote:

Sassy-Seren wrote:

Buying myself a bike today. Just need to learn to ride the fucking thing now icon_confused.gif



Ooo - what ya gettin? icon_lol.gif


At a guess I'd say saddle sore.

 

28th May 2009 - 4:30pm
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Tania wrote:

Need to ask some questions in PM regarding the logistics of arranging meets. Can you please PM me?


Tania wrote:

I can't stop smiling because I met someone nice through SH.


If you've already met someone, why do you need to know the logistics of arranging meets? Isn't that a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted? confused.gif

Edit: looked at the timing of your earlier post - you must have arranged the meet since 11:26am today.

 

28th May 2009 - 8:58pm
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My new gardener has just been to cut our grass.

He's cute!! rascal.gif

But that's not why I'm smiling... he's just finished and text me to say that he'll be back in two weeks with a mate and he's going to attack the flower beds AND cut the grass.

I've had such a struggle to get everyone in the stair to pay up and he's gonna do it for no extra cash! Restores your faith in good people so it does! icon_mrgreen.gif

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28th May 2009 - 9:48pm
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Varca sweetheart ...this thread always makes me smile


and of course you XX

 

28th May 2009 - 9:53pm
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Dirtygirly wrote:

My new gardener has just been to cut our grass.

He's cute!! rascal.gif

But that's not why I'm smiling... he's just finished and text me to say that he'll be back in two weeks with a mate and he's going to attack the flower beds AND cut the grass.

I've had such a struggle to get everyone in the stair to pay up and he's gonna do it for no extra cash! Restores your faith in good people so it does! icon_mrgreen.gif

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Ooo can we all come round and have a Diet Pepsi break? I'll bring the cookies.

 

28th May 2009 - 9:56pm
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In times of trouble, seeing how some wonderful folk come into their own & rally round. inlove.gif

 

28th May 2009 - 11:08pm
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foxylady2209 wrote:

Dirtygirly wrote:

My new gardener has just been to cut our grass.

He's cute!! rascal.gif

But that's not why I'm smiling... he's just finished and text me to say that he'll be back in two weeks with a mate and he's going to attack the flower beds AND cut the grass.

I've had such a struggle to get everyone in the stair to pay up and he's gonna do it for no extra cash! Restores your faith in good people so it does! icon_mrgreen.gif

bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif



Ooo can we all come round and have a Diet Pepsi break? I'll bring the cookies.


NO!!! Absolutely not!!! flipa.gif

My mum just suggested the very same thing when I asked her to lend me her edging shear thingys (well I thought I might show willing!) icon_redface.gif rascal.gif icon_lol.gif

Told her to sod off too! giggle.gif

 

28th May 2009 - 11:18pm
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worlass spends this evening shopping and returns at 9.45pm.... she rang me mid-way through the evening to say that she had bought me something ' well, it's not really for you... but it is a present'

I think instantly that she has bought something pretty for herself that I get to appreciate.

she walks through the door with my present wrapped in tissue paper.


Salad servers.

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28th May 2009 - 11:21pm
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splendid_ wrote:

worlass spends this evening shopping and returns at 9.45pm.... she rang me mid-way through the evening to say that she had bought me something ' well, it's not really for you... but it is a present'

I think instantly that she has bought something pretty for herself that I get to appreciate.

she walks through the door with my present wrapped in tissue paper.


Salad servers.

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On the basis that I assumed you already have a toaster, salad servers were the wedding present I had as my backup.

Now I'm going to have to think of something else.

 

29th May 2009 - 9:17am
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being imformed that the boss is away for a week next week peace for me with no nagging and loads of overtime

 

29th May 2009 - 1:03pm
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spending two days away with the love of my life and her children been a wonderful few days away from the stress of normal life lol

 

29th May 2009 - 1:29pm
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Okay... who's got the bucket?! giggle.gif

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29th May 2009 - 1:32pm
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I think Dawnie had it last icon_lol.gif

 

29th May 2009 - 1:32pm
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Freckledbird wrote:

I think Dawnie had it last icon_lol.gif


I might have guessed... bet she's not washed it either! icon_lol.gif bolt.gif

 

29th May 2009 - 1:35pm
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Dirtygirly wrote:

Freckledbird wrote:

I think Dawnie had it last icon_lol.gif


I might have guessed... bet she's not washed it either! icon_lol.gif bolt.gif


Ewwwwwww dirty cow icon_eek.gif