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24th Jun 2009 - 11:10pm
TheLovelyOne's AvatarTheLovelyOneGodlike
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A truly terrible date! rotflmao.gif

 

24th Jun 2009 - 11:54pm
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Having something confined by Mr Kent on a thread here to the anals of history

It sounds like part of a pornographic quotation from the end of an episode of "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue"...

"As the erect phallus of time plunges into the anals of history and the spurtings of fate caress the firm cheeks of destiny..."

"I have to go now as Samantha has taken to wearing a Burka, she loves parading along the seafront with her slot highly visible to all and sundry. While there she stopped for ice cream and can currently be found trying to lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan, if only she could get it in her slot first."

 

25th Jun 2009 - 12:23am
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__random_orbit__ wrote:

good tune!
lp


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25th Jun 2009 - 8:04am
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I've got an interview at 9.30 for a job I really REALLY want! icon_mrgreen.gif

 

25th Jun 2009 - 8:20am
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Good for you!

Pole dancing?

 

25th Jun 2009 - 10:38am
Firestorm_09's AvatarFirestorm_09A slave to my art
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An unexpected mid-week visit from my better half icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

 

25th Jun 2009 - 10:41am
Firestorm_09's AvatarFirestorm_09A slave to my art
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Sassy-Seren wrote:

I've got an interview at 9.30 for a job I really REALLY want! icon_mrgreen.gif



Hope all went well and you got the job, fingers crossed for you.

 

25th Jun 2009 - 10:44am
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Firestorm_09 wrote:

Sassy-Seren wrote:

I've got an interview at 9.30 for a job I really REALLY want! icon_mrgreen.gif



Hope all went well and you got the job, fingers crossed for you.


Thanks, We'll see but keep it ALL crossed just in case!

 

25th Jun 2009 - 11:13am
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Sassy-Seren wrote:

Firestorm_09 wrote:

Sassy-Seren wrote:

I've got an interview at 9.30 for a job I really REALLY want! icon_mrgreen.gif



Hope all went well and you got the job, fingers crossed for you.


Thanks, We'll see but keep it ALL crossed just in case!


Oi, this is a swingers site...some parts should remain firmly uncrossed rascal.gif

 

25th Jun 2009 - 9:03pm
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babysitting and nappies bounce.gif

 

25th Jun 2009 - 9:04pm
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Resonance wrote:

Having something confined by Mr Kent on a thread here to the anals of history

It sounds like part of a pornographic quotation from the end of an episode of "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue"...

"As the erect phallus of time plunges into the anals of history and the spurtings of fate caress the firm cheeks of destiny..."

"I have to go now as Samantha has taken to wearing a Burka, she loves parading along the seafront with her slot highly visible to all and sundry. While there she stopped for ice cream and can currently be found trying to lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan, if only she could get it in her slot first."



rotflmao.gif You should write their scripts!

 

25th Jun 2009 - 9:06pm
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westerross wrote:

__random_orbit__ wrote:

good tune!
lp


What did I do?? dunno.gif

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it was wonderfull, whatever it was
lp

 

25th Jun 2009 - 10:21pm
noladreams's AvatarnoladreamsSite Moderator
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Cubes. rotflmao.gif




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25th Jun 2009 - 10:30pm
varca's AvatarvarcaGodlike
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Sassy-Seren wrote:

I've got an interview at 9.30 for a job I really REALLY want! icon_mrgreen.gif


Yayyyy that's brill honey kiss.gif

 

25th Jun 2009 - 11:10pm
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Sending the most inappropriate anniversary card to my parents! giggle.gif giggle.gif giggle.gif

 

26th Jun 2009 - 9:08am
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Dirtygirly wrote:

Sending the most inappropriate anniversary card to my parents! giggle.gif giggle.gif giggle.gif



rotflmao.gif That is class! rotflmao.gif


I got a weekend off! Wooohooooo!!!!! happy.gif bounce.gif happy.gif




and I'm gonna enjoy camping despite the freakin rain! drinkies.gif

 

26th Jun 2009 - 9:18am
Karentvxx's AvatarKarentvxxGetting there
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Having had botox and dermafil treatment yesterday rushed to mirror,ah great no lesley ash lookalike staring back at me,big smiles xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

26th Jun 2009 - 6:58pm
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Seeing my youngest all suited and booted for his 6th Form prom tonight. Had a lump in my throat seeing him all grown up inlove.gif

 

26th Jun 2009 - 10:30pm
anais's AvataranaisSite Moderator
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Had too much free wine tonight >hic< interesting night tho! icon_lol.gif

 

26th Jun 2009 - 10:32pm
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My Mum called over earlier and she'd brought me a bag of handmade fudge from a little shop in the village where she lives. It's melt in the mouth and so SO sweet lickface.gif