Resonance wrote:
Having something confined by Mr Kent on a thread here to the anals of history
It sounds like part of a pornographic quotation from the end of an episode of "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue"...
"As the erect phallus of time plunges into the anals of history and the spurtings of fate caress the firm cheeks of destiny..."
"I have to go now as Samantha has taken to wearing a Burka, she loves parading along the seafront with her slot highly visible to all and sundry. While there she stopped for ice cream and can currently be found trying to lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan, if only she could get it in her slot first."

You should write their scripts!