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15th Jul 2009 - 3:50pm
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meat2pleaseu wrote:

Gardening, Meaty style!

1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet icon_twisted.gif


Alternatively,concrete the lot, ultra low maintenance.

 

15th Jul 2009 - 4:15pm
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the fact i aint back at work til monday yay!!

 

15th Jul 2009 - 10:43pm
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Fond memories shared with friends today and a lovely email from a sexy guy who's name came up in conversation only this afternoon icon_biggrin.gif

 

15th Jul 2009 - 11:17pm
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essex34m wrote:

meat2pleaseu wrote:

Gardening, Meaty style!

1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet icon_twisted.gif


Alternatively,concrete the lot, ultra low maintenance.


I will eventually, it's just the crappy attempt at a front garden left by the previous owners.As soon as i've done a few more jobs i'm going to find someone to do me a free drive (well i say free- i'm attempting to make use of the barter system icon_biggrin.gif )

 

15th Jul 2009 - 11:24pm
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Tan--Kinky wrote:

meat2pleaseu wrote:

Gardening, Meaty style!

1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet icon_twisted.gif


Thats better than Tan style gardening

Has a flower - its a weed get rid
Has no flower - its also a weed get rid
Its in the way - burn it/chop it/ send in mad child with some pretend toy weapon that will thoroughly get rid
Looks like grass with lots of none flower things in - chuck some bleach down
Looks like a stump - used to be a bush/tree/flower that said mad child has already dealt with

Either that or go for a wild garden that lots of wildlife visits (until the council complains) then take a heavy duty strimmer to the lot treating with bleach afterwards smug.gif


DG style gardening: employ a cute gardener! thumbup.gif

 

15th Jul 2009 - 11:35pm
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More lovely text messages and acceptance icon_smile.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 7:10am
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I have just seen the weather on BBC South. She was wearing a purple night dress.

Can anyone tell me if it is going to rain?

 

16th Jul 2009 - 8:59am
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Being licked under the counter when a customer walked in icon_eek.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 9:17am
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I just been approached by a very nice lady who said, "Hello John, I have,t seen you in years."

I get a kiss on the cheak. Without stopping she reminds me of things.

The only thing is my name is not John.

 

16th Jul 2009 - 9:17am
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I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............


Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! happy.gif happy.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 9:19am
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earthchild wrote:

I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............


Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! happy.gif happy.gif


At last! worship.gif


drinkies.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 9:33am
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earthchild wrote:

I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............


Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! happy.gif happy.gif


Congratulations chick! Does this mean you can cook the books now too then?! kiss.gif


 

16th Jul 2009 - 9:35am
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earthchild wrote:

I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............


Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! happy.gif happy.gif



Well done icon_biggrin.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 9:59am
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earthy, not only are you gorgeous.... but you are clever too. Wow.. well done lovely rose.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 10:14am
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earthchild wrote:

I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............


Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! happy.gif happy.gif

Does that mean you are going to start counting?

 

16th Jul 2009 - 11:06am
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earthchild wrote:

I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............


Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! happy.gif happy.gif


Well done Earthy bounce.gif bounce.gif bounce.gif

 

16th Jul 2009 - 1:52pm
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ty everyone

have just checked again to make sure it said pass lol

i still dont believe it

 

16th Jul 2009 - 3:12pm
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huge congratulations earthy! well done hun

pops a cork of elderflower to toast the lovely earthchild kiss.gif

whips

 

16th Jul 2009 - 3:48pm
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Congratulations earthy!

I also have a smile from meeting two wonderful people, though I wish the circumstances had been happier.

 

16th Jul 2009 - 5:08pm
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Well done Earthy, clever girl!

Smiles from yesterday to celebrate the life of someone special.

And a smile at meeting someone who is as lovely as her username suggests icon_smile.gif