As we don't have any specific "What made you giggle hysterically today" or a "Coffee meets monitor moment" threads, I'm going to post in here as it is the most appropriate place for now methinks
I recently succumbed to accepting an invite to join one of the social networking sites that bob around the ether. I have had some hilarious messages arrive from people wanting to be added as my 'friend'. The funniest of which tend to come with an added marriage proposal and deep and meaningful romantic drivel. Of course they do just want to be my friend and are not after my passport and and a fast track visa at all are they?

Cynical, me? Never

Anyways, as usual I digress

What has just had me in stitches is a message that I have just had from a certain 22 year old chappie in another part of the world:
"hello
& nice to meet u
how are u ?
i hope that i know & discover this beauty flower
so i wait in my msn : ***********@****.**
see u
i send 1 angel that protect u
i send u a boat of titanic with kiss"
I somehow think that he'll get that "sinking" feeling when I don't reply
