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Knowing that the truth will always come out in the end
As I've just had an abusive PM about what made me smile, seems I'm best removing it.
But it did make me smile (not the PM), calming realisation usually does.
Last edited by on 21st Sep 2008 - 7:11pm; edited 2 times in total
But it did make me smile (not the PM), calming realisation usually does.
Last edited by on 21st Sep 2008 - 7:11pm; edited 2 times in total
Receiving said random message
Mrs Bone thank you
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mrs Bone thank you
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
An email from my youngest daughter...
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
Hibernian wrote:
As I've just had an abusive PM about what made me smile, seems I'm best removing it.
But it did make me smile (not the PM), calming realisation usually does.
As I've just had an abusive PM about what made me smile, seems I'm best removing it.
But it did make me smile (not the PM), calming realisation usually does.
If you've had an abusive PM, report it. However, you might want to consider the content and its intention before reporting it.
Hibernian wrote:
I've blocked the sender, that will suffice, I forgot that certain posters are beyond reproach. End of subject.
I've blocked the sender, that will suffice, I forgot that certain posters are beyond reproach. End of subject.
Nope, they aren't - nobody is beyond reproach.
Freckledbird wrote:
Nope, they aren't - nobody is beyond reproach.
Hibernian wrote:
I've blocked the sender, that will suffice, I forgot that certain posters are beyond reproach. End of subject.
I've blocked the sender, that will suffice, I forgot that certain posters are beyond reproach. End of subject.
Nope, they aren't - nobody is beyond reproach.
OOOO Me me me
I`m way beyond "reproach" they just go straight to abuse in my case
Not sure if this made me smile, but it certainly made someone else smile.
Went to a very close friends (vanilla) birthday party last night, only to find out that another site member is alos a very close friend of my/our friend
In total panic mode, I send an urgent text to someone on the site asking for advise on what do.
What do I get back? A text back full of 'lmao's and loads of examples of swinging related songs for the karaoke
So glad I made someone smile (and yes, the text really made me smile as well).
Went to a very close friends (vanilla) birthday party last night, only to find out that another site member is alos a very close friend of my/our friend
In total panic mode, I send an urgent text to someone on the site asking for advise on what do.
What do I get back? A text back full of 'lmao's and loads of examples of swinging related songs for the karaoke
So glad I made someone smile (and yes, the text really made me smile as well).
Bonedigger wrote:
how shocking!! <<<< see thats how shocked I am......
some people
wanders off singing when I was a boy...and old shep was a pup........
how shocking!!
<<<< see thats how shocked I am......
some people
wanders off singing when I was a boy...and old shep was a pup........
It certainly was shocking, not one ounce of sympathy and the other so called bloody mate who I told this morning, just did exactly the same as Mrs BD, I mean the person, I sent the text to last night
(and thank you for calming me down and making me smile)
winchy and peanut and all others hijacking the steam room
