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helnheaven's AvatarhelnheavenGodlike
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Irony, bloody marvellous init icon_lol.gif
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 6:06pm
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Irony, bloody marvellous init icon_lol.gif


Ohhh yes indeedy!
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 6:12pm
venus68's Avatarvenus68I've got chair sores
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My body aches and I'm knackered but it was so much fun getting this way icon_biggrin.gif
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 6:28pm
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icon_lol.gif A photo I found in the gallery!! icon_biggrin.gif

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8th Oct 2008 - 6:34pm
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A toilet roll! giggle.gif
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 6:47pm
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A toilet roll! giggle.gif



What sort of toilet roll?? rotflmao.gif
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 9:27pm
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Sarah wrote:

Freckledbird wrote:

A toilet roll! giggle.gif



What sort of toilet roll?? rotflmao.gif



A fluffy one of course rotflmao.gif














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8th Oct 2008 - 9:51pm
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an unexpectedly lovely message - totally unconnected with this place in any way... but am still smiling.

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8th Oct 2008 - 10:33pm
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noladreams30 wrote:

an unexpectedly lovely message - totally unconnected with this place in any way... but am still smiling.

A rare highlight in an otherwise crappy day. icon_cool.gif


And well deserved. kiss.gif
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 10:38pm
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The ladies face whom I was in a meeting with as my mobile phone went off with the ring tone from From Dusk till Dawn

"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."

Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).

Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr


I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! lol2.gif lol2.gif
 

 

8th Oct 2008 - 10:45pm
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Suze x
 

 

9th Oct 2008 - 8:44am
Willow_female's AvatarWillow_femaleI need to get out more
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Waking up, this morning n thinking of last night!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmm...........
 

 

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My shiny new cooker which has just arrived.........simple things icon_biggrin.gif
 

 

9th Oct 2008 - 8:55pm
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10th Oct 2008 - 11:36am
Willow_female's AvatarWillow_femaleI need to get out more
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That it is friday today and the sun is out again!
I love that friday feeling icon_wink.gif


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10th Oct 2008 - 1:35pm
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Sassy-Seren wrote:

My shiny new cooker which has just arrived.........simple things icon_biggrin.gif


All you need now is some of that new fangled electramacisity and gassy out in the valleys boyo! icon_wink.gif


(although you produce enough gas from waffling to run a medium size power station)

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10th Oct 2008 - 2:20pm
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meat2pleaseu wrote:

Sassy-Seren wrote:

My shiny new cooker which has just arrived.........simple things icon_biggrin.gif


All you need now is some of that new fangled electramacisity and gassy out in the valleys boyo! icon_wink.gif


(although you produce enough gas from waffling to run a medium size power station)

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You are so in for an ass kicking Meaty kick.gif
 

 

10th Oct 2008 - 2:28pm
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anais wrote:

The ladies face whom I was in a meeting with as my mobile phone went off with the ring tone from From Dusk till Dawn

"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."

Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).

Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr


I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! lol2.gif lol2.gif



Great I love it!
How kids can drop you in it lol

When my eldest was 5 he decided it was a good idea to write his name over my signature on my debit card.
I didnt know until I went shopping and it was rejected as the signature had been defaced! lol
I have to laugh at the cheek he thought he could just use this to buy some new toys! icon_lol.gif
 

 

10th Oct 2008 - 3:25pm
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Men icon_biggrin.gif
 

 

10th Oct 2008 - 4:09pm
anais's AvataranaisSite Moderator
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Theladyisaminx wrote:

anais wrote:

The ladies face whom I was in a meeting with as my mobile phone went off with the ring tone from From Dusk till Dawn

"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."

Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).

Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr


I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! lol2.gif lol2.gif



Great I love it!
How kids can drop you in it lol

When my eldest was 5 he decided it was a good idea to write his name over my signature on my debit card.
I didnt know until I went shopping and it was rejected as the signature had been defaced! lol
I have to laugh at the cheek he thought he could just use this to buy some new toys! icon_lol.gif


little tykes eh icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

The other trick mine do is change the answer machine message to something like* Mum is tied up at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message >>>screeches of laughter<<*
 
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