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29th Nov 2004 - 11:24am
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How about a chance card of.....

GO DIRECTLY TO BLUES ATTIC, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT PUNISHMENT FROM ANY OTHER SOURCE.

 

29th Nov 2004 - 11:28am
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Silk and Big G wrote:

Ok I think it was Miss Blue , in the carpark , with the digi-cam.

Am I right ?? ( have i got the right game?)

G


Errr I think that's Cluedo.... We are talking about Monopoly - the money game. Please try to pay attention.......... otherwise you will be sent to jail for some serious discipline whip.gif

 

29th Nov 2004 - 11:32am
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MQ wrote:

We could have a bus station instead, problem solved!


So Flirty Fruitcake could be an INSPECTOR & check up on all manner of things icon_razz.gif

 

29th Nov 2004 - 11:34am
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freckledbird wrote:

wonder if all rents etc could be paid in kind


Could take a LONG tiime to play this game with everyone requiring full payment in kind..... icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

 

29th Nov 2004 - 6:26pm
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I was on my way home today and was thinking about SH (as you would on the M1) and I thought that maybe some original Monopoly features could remain on SH opoly. In particular I thought of the Waterworks (for any water sports fans out there)
Bev
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29th Nov 2004 - 6:32pm
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freckledbird wrote:

I was on my way home today and was thinking about SH (as you would on the M1) and I thought that maybe some original Monopoly features could remain on SH opoly. In particular I thought of the Waterworks (for any water sports fans out there)
Bev
xx


Well... I'm all for that! Cheers Bev icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif

 

29th Nov 2004 - 6:40pm
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icon_eek.gif you're all for the watersports ?
ahem...moving swiftly on.........

 

29th Nov 2004 - 7:49pm
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Could we use some popular dogging areas (not too specific on forum of course) for a few of the areas, southern one at bottom of board, westerly areas, then northern, then easterly...

I would be up for an munch type charity auction...

 

17th Feb 2009 - 6:41pm
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This morning I spent four hours (seriously icon_rolleyes.gif) engaged in a Monopoly marathon with an 11-year old.


If only I'd have known about the SH version!

 

17th Feb 2009 - 7:42pm
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Can I be Community Chest?

 

17th Feb 2009 - 7:45pm
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TheLovelyOne wrote:

Can I be Community Chest?


icon_eek.gif I know you said you're buxom, but that buxom?

 

17th Feb 2009 - 7:50pm
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Freckledbird wrote:

TheLovelyOne wrote:

Can I be Community Chest?


icon_eek.gif I know you said you're buxom, but that buxom?


Buxom enough and community spirited!

Possibly not quite in your league FB icon_razz.gif

 

17th Feb 2009 - 7:54pm
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You'd have to edit some of the Community Chest and Chance cards :-

"Bonk Error in your favour : Collect 200 shags."

"Get Out of Jail Free : This card permits you one visit to a swingers club without your partner ever knowing!"

"Bonk pays you dividend of £50 (But pimp takes £40)"

"You won second prize in a Bukkake contest! Collect £10 and a wet wipe!"

I still think it is a winner though!

 

17th Feb 2009 - 8:03pm
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Chance card could be changed to bareback pregnancy and death cards icon_eek.gif OKOKOKOKOK i'm sorry but hey what the heck icon_biggrin.gif

Community chest could also be a box full of condoms

Free parking - but only after midnight with dogging protocols in place.

Collecting rent could be bartered or exchanged in kind for clothing or favours,

And the Banker has to be able to repeat

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17th Feb 2009 - 8:14pm
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Lost wrote:



Community chest could also be a box full of condoms


That'd be handy 'cos you only get two condoms every time you pass Go.

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18th Feb 2009 - 11:11am
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Can I be the nurse please? Play doctors and nurses enough to rival a Carry On film at it's best

Oooooh Matron! icon_twisted.gif

 

18th Feb 2009 - 11:32am
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Having just been doing some research (I'm so sad! icon_rolleyes.gif) I'd like to suggest:

Crapstone and Wetwang as squares on the SHopoly board.

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I love rude sounding place names!

 

18th Feb 2009 - 4:23pm
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SHopoly: we could have:

LUSTer Square

(Maryle)BONE Station

And the (in)CUM tax would have to be abolished - we couldn't have a tax on CUM, could we!

 

18th Feb 2009 - 7:05pm
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MikeNorth wrote:



And the (in)CUM tax would have to be abolished - we couldn't have a tax on CUM, could we!


That's sexist! The Equality Commission would argue they should have outcum tax as well.

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Re: SH opoly

19th Feb 2009 - 7:36am
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skegnessswingers wrote:

Replace the Waterworks and Electricity Co with Durex Ltd. and KY Jelly Co.

Replace Chance and Community Chest with Forums and WBB's Chest

Replace Free Parking with Doggers Site

Pieces:
1 - A Car with the windows open
2 - A man walking a dog - yeah right!
3 - Pair Handcuffs
4 - Double Ender
5 - A Double Bed -broken underneath ( Trust us, we know about this! )
6 - Tube of KY

replace Income Tax and Super Tax with Dose of Clap and Time of the Month
...and what is wrong with Community Chest may I ask?
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