I wrote a Will fairly recently. I figured now that I'm a property owner (only been here five years!) I should get round to writing a Will.
It is quite clearly
the most ridiculous legal document I've ever seen.
I've been writing dead letters for a number of years. I update them from time to time. I think I'd quite like my friends to know all the things I won't get a chance to say. The one for my brother has a whole pile of instructions on delivering the rest of them.
I've requested that certain people come to my flat and remove my toy chest. They have a key for said chest cut and waiting! There are certain things that your family just shouldn't see.
I have even drafted a post with blanks to be filled in so people can read one last essay with all the gorey details of my demise!
I've split my shoe collection, my jewellery and all the tat round my flat. I dare say some won't be particularly happy... I hoard a lot of stuff!
Last laugh... oh yes!
Anal? Me?
