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In my local layby, which has about a eight trucks every night, there is nothing anymore. The last time a couple came in (3 weeks ago) the car was mobbed (truckers) and rocked when they realised they were not getting a shag. Nothing new about that.
The two resident trucks, from a cambs company, spend the night drinking cans of strongbow and then dumping their dross on the roadside.
In fact, if trucks were banned from laybys and carparks (something the gov are considering with the thefts of diesel increasing (although there are a few here who actually sell it)) then the scene would have quite a boost. I promised I wouldn't mention the trucker at the A428 layby....but what...about 25 stone and 5 foot tall...spreads himself out over the windscreen to stop anyone else getting a view. Truckers ain't too popular around here....couples or other doggs...roll-on the gps enabled tacho....


wtf ??? ive never read so much sh*t in all my life !!!
you have either had a plague of cowboy truckers or you dont have a bloody clue what your talking about mate , after 30 of more years in the job ive never seen behaviour like this , as for the crap about diesel being stolen by drivers have you got the slightest idea how closely companies monitor fuel consumption icon_rolleyes.gif .
its more common to see moron plastic doggers than disrespectful truck drivers , get your head out your a*se and look round local dogging spots fella .
did your missus run off with a truck driver or summat icon_confused.gif
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wtf ??? ive never read so much sh*t in all my life !!!
you have either had a plague of cowboy truckers or you dont have a bloody clue what your talking about mate , after 30 of more years in the job ive never seen behaviour like this , as for the crap about diesel being stolen by drivers have you got the slightest idea how closely companies monitor fuel consumption icon_rolleyes.gif .


Having worked in the haulage industry for more than 20 yrs I can safely say that diesel theft by drivers is as rife now as its always been....

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its more common to see moron plastic doggers than disrespectful truck drivers , get your head out your a*se and look round local dogging spots fella .
did your missus run off with a truck driver or summat icon_confused.gif
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As for the above paragraph well.....Beware THE AUP


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I can honestly say that every site that gets taken over by trucks (around here) goes dead overnight. They wander up-and-down in gangs all night long. That's when they're not disappearing into the trees for a bj with one of the gay guys.
There is one moron (big s/mart logistics) who drives into the layby, then out of the top CROSSING A BUSY DUAL CARRIAGEWAY AT A CENTRE-RES CROSSING, THEN DRIVE A FEW HUNDRED YARDS DOWNHILL TO CROSS BACK INTO THE LAYBY AND DO IT AGAIN. SEVERAL TIMES. ANOTHER DRIVES UP THE ROAD A HUNDRED YARDS AND DOES A 180 TURN AND COMES BACK INTO THE LAYBY AT THE TOP.
Not a word of a lie.
And I've seen one truck (last week) giving two 25 litre drums to a guy in an estate and getting cash for it.
Oh, and according to a woman I know, who works for (pat your back pocket), diesel theft is rife.
Another site has trucks regularly parked at it....even though the road is 2 tonne limit.
I really hope the gov actually does what it says should be done. Legislate to force trucks to park-over in secure sites.


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I really hope the gov actually does what it says should be done. Legislate to force trucks to park-over in secure sites.


They can say what they like about forcing trucks into secure parking over night!!!
It wont stop trucks stopping there!! you will still get trucks stopping for there 3/4 hr break as there passing through...

As for fuel theft its gone on for years it will always happen ....


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That's true.
The "plan" (to lower pse in the layby" (according to a parish councillor who cruises there)) is to make the layby trucks only at nights with local parking regs. I suppose it's one way to empty the place of trucks, most won't go there as soon as they twig that cars won't either.
In any case, the active carparks in beds are the ones with bars across the trucks cannot get into.


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I think there are less couples at dogging sites now, maybe because of security.
Still plenty of gay/bi action though! icon_biggrin.gif


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Having worked in the haulage industry for more than 20 yrs I can safely say that diesel theft by drivers is as rife now as its always been...."

and it probably always will be by some in the job , its not the only industry with fiddles going though ?.
the bit that rattled me in jts`s post was the way the guy try`s to paint a picture that every truck driver is a thief .
as for his comments on trucks only being allowed to use official truck stops it aint gonna happen ffs , there nowhere near enough secure truckstops now , where they going to locate them ? who`s going to fund and build them ? the haulage indusry is already drowning in red tape , along with astronomical running costs .
i wonder if jts has ever had to work with someone looking at every move he makes ( the tacho ) i think not , its hard enough as it is now trying to meet dead lines and keep within tacho laws so what does he suggest inflatable truckstops ??? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif .
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No, I said:

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although there are a few here who actually sell it

And I do know about the "tacho".
An irritation to truckers, no doubt.
But since its primary reason is to stop them driving themselves into exhaustion working long hours for more money, I think they are a good thing. Especially when they get the gps element inserted. Then they can be tracked by the metre !
I presume your comment about inflatable truck-stops was meant to be sarcastic ?
Well, since "they" can find themselves at a particular layby JUST when their break is needed.............One company, again at Camridgeshire, has started checking where their drivers "roost" at night. To their rather vocal disapproval. After all, when the guy shows-up to check and finds the truck surrounded by Fosters cans......
I noted on a t-police programme that one trucker got 4 years... for not noticing a line of traffic had stopped and driving into the traffic, killing three people.


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We go to our fav dogging spot & it annoys us when theres a bloody great artic parked up taking christ knows how much space & the weight limit for the rd his came down is 17T !!! the police never seem to be there then to say "why are you here?"....

At the end of the day we can all come up with reasons for why we think dogging is dying!!!
But as long as couples are willing to go out it wont die of completly..& saying that i'm (sword) now off to find my thermos & a warm pair of socks for tonight.


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sword-stileto wrote:

We go to our fav dogging spot & it annoys us when theres a bloody great artic parked up taking christ knows how much space & the weight limit for the rd his came down is 17T !!! the police never seem to be there then to say "why are you here?"....

At the end of the day we can all come up with reasons for why we think dogging is dying!!!
But as long as couples are willing to go out it wont die of completly..& saying that i'm (sword) now off to find my thermos & a warm pair of socks for tonight.


icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif and if the artic is empty or part loaded then he or she will be under 17 tonne .


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Oneshot2007 wrote:

sword-stileto wrote:

We go to our fav dogging spot & it annoys us when theres a bloody great artic parked up taking christ knows how much space & the weight limit for the rd his came down is 17T !!! the police never seem to be there then to say "why are you here?"....

At the end of the day we can all come up with reasons for why we think dogging is dying!!!
But as long as couples are willing to go out it wont die of completly..& saying that i'm (sword) now off to find my thermos & a warm pair of socks for tonight.


icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif and if the artic is empty or part loaded then he or she will be under 17 tonne .


But the plated weight will be 44ton & thats what should be gone on not this old b####cks of its not loaded!!!!
I drive one for a living & I would'nt go down there!!!


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browning wrote:

I think there are less couples at dogging sites now, maybe because of security.
Still plenty of gay/bi action though! icon_biggrin.gif
that seems about right


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icehockeyfans wrote:

browning wrote:

I think there are less couples at dogging sites now, maybe because of security.
Still plenty of gay/bi action though! icon_biggrin.gif
that seems about right


Jesus - are you still banging on about puffs!

You come out yet? icon_lol.gif

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Went out a month or so ago on a fantastic night - warm, still, moonlit etc etc. I spent the evening visiting a good few sites in Lancs and didn't see anybody else. By which I mean nobody else... not just no couples or no action, but nobody, not a single solitary dogger!

Some of the obvious places were maybe a bit too busy a few years ago, but I was suprised not to see anyone at all.


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Relais wrote:

Went out a month or so ago on a fantastic night - warm, still, moonlit etc etc. I spent the evening visiting a good few sites in Lancs and didn't see anybody else. By which I mean nobody else... not just no couples or no action, but nobody, not a single solitary dogger!

Some of the obvious places were maybe a bit too busy a few years ago, but I was suprised not to see anyone at all.


<<<<<<<<<< is not planning on visiting Lancs anytime soon evil.gif


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But you're very welcome to come to Surrey - we'll show you how its done properly rascal.gif

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now there's a promise...


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R6_biker wrote:

icehockeyfans wrote:

browning wrote:

I think there are less couples at dogging sites now, maybe because of security.
Still plenty of gay/bi action though! icon_biggrin.gif
that seems about right


Jesus - are you still banging on about puffs!

You come out yet? icon_lol.gif

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You still insecure about yorself. ..Hence the reason you talk yourself up in your profile. icon_lol.gif


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icehockeyfans wrote:

You still insecure about yorself. ..Hence the reason you talk yourself up in your profile. icon_lol.gif


Now you keep doing this mate - making comments that don't make too much sense in reply to mine - so what am I insecure about and what do I talk 'up' in my profile? I thought my profile was pretty factual as opposed to anything else... I'd really like to know what seems insecure about me and what's 'talked up'.

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