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20th Dec 2004 - 4:50pm
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Mark wrote:

*loses will to live*


Even though (or maybe because of) I told you I loved you? icon_cry.gif

 

20th Dec 2004 - 4:52pm
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I'd like to add my recent favourite before Mark deletes them all!!!


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i want a copy of your rules you have really annoyed me and i might take it further
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Sent: Sunday, December 19, 2004 9:22 PM
Subject: Re: (no subject)


This from some plank who broke the rules even though s/he had clicked to agree to them - and then wants US to send a copy????



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20th Dec 2004 - 4:52pm
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... dormez vous, dormez vous ... awww thanks for that Jags.

OK, rolling up my sleeves, there's only about 10 left - surely nothing odd hiding in there uhoh.gif

 

20th Dec 2004 - 4:56pm
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Mark wrote:

... dormez vous, dormez vous ... awww thanks for that Jags.

OK, rolling up my sleeves, there's only about 10 left - surely nothing odd hiding in there uhoh.gif



My pleasure!



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20th Dec 2004 - 4:56pm
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Vix wrote:

Mark wrote:

*loses will to live*

Even though (or maybe because of) I told you I loved you? icon_cry.gif

rotflmao.gif

I thought you meant that was one of the weirdos <i>you'd</i> had to deal with!!!

rotflmao.gif

Must have made my response seem rather odd then... icon_redface.gif

 

20th Dec 2004 - 5:26pm
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Mark wrote:

Vix wrote:

Mark wrote:

*loses will to live*

Even though (or maybe because of) I told you I loved you? icon_cry.gif

rotflmao.gif

I thought you meant that was one of the weirdos <i>you'd</i> had to deal with!!!

rotflmao.gif

Must have made my response seem rather odd then... icon_redface.gif


I've been slighted before. I can deal with it.

 

24th Feb 2011 - 11:20pm
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I go back to this thread from time to time as it always makes me smile, many support tickets are from people that need help and we do our best, once in a while though one comes in that reminds me of this thread.

Having said that its not just support that turns up funny stuff like this, has anyone else come across something they'd like to share whistling.gif

 

25th Feb 2011 - 7:59am
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st3v3 wrote:

Having said that its not just support that turns up funny stuff like this, has anyone else come across something they'd like to share whistling.gif


Probably not Steve - they are all too busy proving the scientific correllation and differential between home and mobile phonebills, mortgages and council tax, and SH...in some other thread or two blink.gif

Anyway - chop chop, quick to it, your site is 'dying' apparently, you'll be glad of these support tickets soon icon_wink.gif

 

25th Feb 2011 - 10:57pm
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st3v3 wrote:

I go back to this thread from time to time as it always makes me smile, many support tickets are from people that need help and we do our best, once in a while though one comes in that reminds me of this thread.

Having said that its not just support that turns up funny stuff like this, has anyone else come across something they'd like to share whistling.gif


ooh maybe we should all go back n dig our best foot in mouth posts out... icon_twisted.gif
ours led to some great friends that are still around now.. icon_wink.gif

 

25th Feb 2011 - 11:24pm
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thumbup.gif good idea icon_smile.gif

 

26th Feb 2011 - 3:28pm
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i like the idea of that too icon_smile.gif - tag it on the end of this one or start a new thread maybe...? icon_biggrin.gif

 

26th Feb 2011 - 7:59pm
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Single ticket to Nostalgia please.........

what to say?

4th Mar 2011 - 11:06am
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Well I think it's quite reasonable for him to assume that Swimming Heaven would be able to help.

 

4th Mar 2011 - 11:57am
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My mate phoned me up to help him as he could not get sound from his desktop pc.

So I started with the usual question.


Me: Is the green plug plugged into the green socket


Him: What green plug

Me: The green plug that runs from your speakers.

Him: What speakers? Do I need speakers to get sound?

Me: Falling on floor laughing ma fat ass off. icon_lol.gif



Very true and yes he is a member on here too.

 

4th Mar 2011 - 12:01pm
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Another one from same guy althou it was different day.

Him: My keyboard isnt working!

Me: Is it plugged in?

Him: I don't know I can't get to the back of the pc to check.

Me: Pick your keyboard up in your hands and walk back 15 paces.

Him : Ok Ive done that.

Me: did your keyboard come with you.

Him: Yep and there's a wire hanging down from it

Me: WELL ITS NO FUCKING PLUGGED IN icon_lol.gif

Thank feck hes not doing a dangerous job for a living.

Nae wonder a take a drink icon_lol.gif
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