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11th Feb 2009 - 9:32pm
Tan--Kinky's AvatarTan--KinkyGodlike
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Teddy bear wrote:

"Heads Shoulders Knees & Toes,
Kness and Toes
Hea... Oh shit scared.gif where is it uhoh.gif"

 

11th Feb 2009 - 9:34pm
__random_orbit__'s Avatar__random_orbit__Godlike
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are we still on the same picture?
can we have another decapitation please?
lp

 

11th Feb 2009 - 10:25pm
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we report today the rise in accidents as young teddies keep trying to act out well known sayings. as you can see this teddie took 'running round like a headless chicken' a little too far!

whips

 

11th Feb 2009 - 10:32pm
__random_orbit__'s Avatar__random_orbit__Godlike
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in that case I look forward to some others:

'his arse from his elbow'

'hind leg off a donkey'

'his Goering from hid Gaunty'
lp

 

12th Feb 2009 - 6:38pm
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lol random

 

29th May 2009 - 10:37pm
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Hell that was close, said she'd rip of my bollooooooh noooooooooo!

 

30th May 2009 - 9:32am
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"I checked for breaths with a mirror just in case"

 

30th May 2009 - 11:18pm
stevesms's AvatarstevesmsA slave to my art
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He said he was only popping out for some cigarettes.

 

2nd Jun 2009 - 4:01pm
mancunian's AvatarmancunianGodlike
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Should have known better that mock Dirty Girlies dog biscuit jar. rotflmao.gif

 

4th Jun 2009 - 7:57am
funswing92's Avatarfunswing92A slave to my art
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Paddington lost his head when couldn't find his marmalade

 

4th Jun 2009 - 5:29pm
Bambi's AvatarBambiChatroom OP
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" I only said blow the bleeding doors off "

 

9th Jun 2009 - 10:21am
Mistress_39's AvatarMistress_39I've got chair sores
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When she said "Get stuffed" on Valentines Day, Teddy sadly took her at her word.......

 

13th Aug 2009 - 11:51pm
gary4you's Avatargary4youJust popped in
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and you think you'v had a bad day
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