There once was a man they called flower
Got caught out with a bloke in the shower
he let out a shout
decided to come out
Now he's gone to work for gay power.
The lady we know as bonedigger
Once looked at most cocks with a snigger
Until herself she had to pinch
A guy showed her 12 inch
Now she wants one even bigger
The lady of lucyandmike
went to work on her trusty old trike
Had a little bash
lost a wheel in the crash
And came home not on a trike but a bike
There was a Mod they call Cube
Was so addicted to the big boob
when ladies sat on his knee
He felt them up with glee
and ended up with more of a tube than a cube
A woman we know called Wench
liked kneeling on a park bench
the doggers would come
try putting one up her bum
but they'd always fail when wench clenched
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It’s terribly sad about Lucy;
She’s addicted to forums, you see.
When not doing that
You’ll find her in chat
- No wonder her profile’s so juicy!
She’s addicted to forums, you see.
When not doing that
You’ll find her in chat
- No wonder her profile’s so juicy!
If you hear someone singing (then groans),
Or you glimpse a flat cap ‘midst old crones,
Or while in a car park
Spot a bike in the dark,
Don’t worry – it’s just Harry Jones!
Or you glimpse a flat cap ‘midst old crones,
Or while in a car park
Spot a bike in the dark,
Don’t worry – it’s just Harry Jones!
Once in a town lived fem4taboo
Who was so damn sexy its true
Out for the night on the prowl
She made all the men look up and growl
I know cuz I was one growling there too
Swinging is like a chance game
No two games being the same
It all comes down to pot luck
finding the right people to f*ck
If you don't then its a bit of a shame
Who was so damn sexy its true
Out for the night on the prowl
She made all the men look up and growl
I know cuz I was one growling there too
Swinging is like a chance game
No two games being the same
It all comes down to pot luck
finding the right people to f*ck
If you don't then its a bit of a shame
