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19th Apr 2009 - 4:04pm
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Maybe... if he asked nicely! rascal.gif
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 4:52pm
twinkle_star's Avatartwinkle_starooo this is exciting
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resonance icon_lol.gif i'll put the answer on a post card icon_biggrin.gif
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 7:38pm
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twinkle_star wrote:

resonance icon_lol.gif i'll put the answer on a post card icon_biggrin.gif


Save yourself a stamp, it's quicker to say "get stuffed gitface" in a PM! icon_wink.gif

Where are we up to again? I'm confused...
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 7:41pm
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Don't be confused Res, I'd do ya icon_twisted.gif
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 8:05pm
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But I need my sleep first... icon_wink.gif
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 8:07pm
twinkle_star's Avatartwinkle_starooo this is exciting
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well yeah know it was all that hair u have. i mean. not every day u see a monkey on swinging site icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_lol.gif icon_wink.gif
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 8:15pm
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But don't you know?

"I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P"
"I've reached the top and got to stop and that's what's botherin me... Aaaa Oobee Choo!"
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 8:17pm
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Resonance wrote:

But don't you know?

"I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P"
"I've reached the top and got to stop and that's what's botherin me... Aaaa Oobee Choo!"


I wanna be like you hoohoo
I wanna walk like you, talk like you

Or failing that

Shag your arse off icon_lol.gif
 

 

19th Apr 2009 - 11:00pm
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fluff_n_stuff wrote:

Resonance wrote:

But don't you know?

"I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P"
"I've reached the top and got to stop and that's what's botherin me... Aaaa Oobee Choo!"


I wanna be like you hoohoo
I wanna walk like you, talk like you

Or failing that

Shag your arse off icon_lol.gif


You wanna talk like me? Ok... let's have a go...

We say...

Alrite der laaah
(Alright there my laddo)

dey wuz nabbed by da bizzies.
(They were arrested by the police)

worra lorra
(That's just Cilla Black being a stereotypical Scouser for effect).

However for perfect oral technique, I may need to pop something into your mouth for you to suck upon to hit the high pitched vowel sounds so indicative of a native scouse tongue. Don't worry is all perfectly normal and not at all desperately perverse.

And you can shag it off, so long as I can make two rather delicious bits of you bounce about in joyous gay abandon...
 

 

20th Apr 2009 - 10:10am
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Ooh alright you smooth-talking son-of-a-scouser. You can teach me how to swear in Liverpudlian.
 

 

20th Apr 2009 - 10:29am
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MFM, oh yes
 

 

20th Apr 2009 - 10:31am
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t.mann wrote:

MFM, oh yes


Now you're talking my language! icon_twisted.gif
 

 

20th Apr 2009 - 10:37am
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yes but do I walk the walk?
 

 

27th Apr 2009 - 11:46pm
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No.......but mr chats might...... icon_rolleyes.gif
 

 

28th Apr 2009 - 12:46am
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no icon_rolleyes.gif


miss cream xxx
 

 

28th Apr 2009 - 2:08am
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yes icon_twisted.gif
 

 

28th Apr 2009 - 7:14am
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If she would have me.
 

 

28th Apr 2009 - 12:33pm
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Yes icon_lol.gif
 

 

28th Apr 2009 - 12:53pm
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phwoar.gif Oooh please! giggle.gif
 

 

28th Apr 2009 - 2:08pm
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Ooooooooh I could be very tempted! rascal.gif
 
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