Well you could pay far too much for anything you want to eat, drink or visit. Go for a ride on the impossibly hot and crowded tube. get moaned at by the too busy to be polite people for not standing far enough to the right or left or wherever it is on the escallators. take a walk along the rubbish strewn pavements near the stinky streets by the dirty takeaways. sit in a traffic jam watching the money being emptied out of your wallet on a taxi meter (walking might be better).
Go find Random Plaything and give him a slap round the head for.... well for being Random Plaything and for cluttering up the forum with nonsense and oddness
So, do i get the job of marketing director for London Tourism then?
