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22nd Jun 2010 - 1:46pm
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Why did you not eat in?


Everyone was nice.

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 1:56pm
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How did you get on at the gimp conference?

I saw it on TV and thought it looked interesting

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 4:44pm
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What possessed you to undergo vaginoplasty?



Not even for your last rolo

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 5:26pm
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Will you kiss me?





A large tub of ice cream.

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 6:19pm
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What would do you want to smear on my tits?

my daughter said it feels nice

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 8:40pm
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Can I fuck you?



They were twins.

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 9:30pm
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Woah!! Why are your kids so alike?

I needed to go .... really quickly!

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 10:16pm
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eeew whats that smell?


moscow!

 

22nd Jun 2010 - 10:32pm
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Anyone know where to get some decent vodka?


stay where you are

 

23rd Jun 2010 - 11:38am
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So how do you want me?

It needs new batteries.

 

23rd Jun 2010 - 4:38pm
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Why arent you using the new toy i bought you?

Not until one oclock tomorrow

 

23rd Jun 2010 - 8:40pm
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When will you untie me?


four and two.

 

24th Jun 2010 - 6:56am
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How many did you invite to your naked picnic.


two bottles of lube

 

24th Jun 2010 - 5:38pm
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Whats this in your hand luggage sir?

never tried but would love to.

 

25th Jun 2010 - 1:06pm
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mrluvtong wrote:

Whats this in your hand luggage sir?

never tried but would love to.


How would you fancy being rogered by a cactus??



Answer:

I ended up with tennis elbow!

 

26th Jun 2010 - 8:23pm
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So he lasted two days how do you feel?



Six of the best.

 

27th Jun 2010 - 6:20pm
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What is your sexual fantasy?


I watched it on a big screen

 

27th Jun 2010 - 6:50pm
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How did you know it was me?



Only a small one.

 

28th Jun 2010 - 10:28am
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Do you fancy a brew?

its a mad house!!

 

28th Jun 2010 - 3:26pm
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Why do you have to be crazy to live here?


It causd a national condom shortage